Reading "Shall We Tell the President" in 2025 is pretty awkward

“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said

Whenever I see or hear people talking about high school musical, I remember I was made to change channels because it was about teenagers in high school falling in love

this is how you all sound to me lately Wild that Paul Dano is the line.

[Does and says a bunch stupid, crazy, racist sexist ] crickets Paul Dano isn’t good. “HOW DARE YOU INSULT OUR LARGE AWKWARD SON!”

Tarantino n'insulte pas Paul Dano parce que ce serait "un mauvais acteur" Tarantino, marié à une israélienne, vivant 6 mois de l'année à Tel Aviv, soutien de l'armée israélienne, insulte Paul Dano, qui lui, soutien la Palestine Commencez pas à dépolitiser Tarantino (comme lui dépolitise le cinéma)

Users will not be able to uninstall the application, which has been developed by the telecom department. scroll.in/latest/10889...

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

My ex-wife will be insanely jealous when she finds out I am now in a parasocial relationship with an incredibly hot V-Tuber #wnningthebreakup

Let's see, I deliberately take an EXTRA LONG drive home from the bar so I can sober up and only hit 2 (PARKED) cars & I'm forced to spend the night in jail - meanwhile, guess who was FREELY walking the streets that very same night? That's right, Ned the Cancelled Try Guy. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

oepsie woepsie! de trein is stukkie wukkie! we zijn heel hard aan t werk om dit te make mss kan je beter fwietsen owo

AAsky artists please draw your (Pete)Best Deid Mann fann arrt

MR DEID MANN BDWIUBFEIUWGIQBFIUEWI ACE ATTORNYE I LOVE U

#AceAttorney I made a sketch of Deid Mann, the best character name in the series. Ever!

Deid Mann

At least you're not Deid Mann.

zoomers are ruining the planned obsolescence industry

Fleetwood Mac 's "Silver Springs" is a trending sound right now at least on Insta, and people are using it for ... their wedding videos and getting brunch with friends. they hear "you won't forget me" and go "awww 🥹" 🫠 You don't even need to know the background, just actually listen to the song

vi um toxic yaoi do bob esponja com o lula molusco com a arte super legal e corri pra ver se a artista também posta aqui mas a conta ta inativa desde 2024

there was already a Zelda movie and it was called "The Black Cauldron"

The bubba is actually Bill hawks guys. He's real

Real if true

You are telling me 2016 presidential nominees were dick sisters

Every "population crisis" article in western media is just "WHERE ARE THE WHITE BABIES" in disguise and we absolutely do not have to give any credence to any of them

Yaoi: focusing on romantic relationships between men Yuri: focusing on romantic relationships between women

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

Calling people who dislike TS as pick me women was insane because she's the poster child of a pick me girl. Not every woman dislikes pop stars to appeal to men

What if instead of Mafia tough guys Robert DiNero played little wizard boys… And was also Chinese?! #harrypotter

Whenever I struggle in life, I know I can make it thanks to a group of people who will never let me down: the gaming community

Very important factor to this

What causes war? Is it man’s endless capacity for hate? WRONG! It’s your gut microbiome

Listening to a Paul McCartney song in a kannada movie(Accident(1984)) was not something I expected this year. Watched this film back in June 18(Paul McCartney's birthday) still can't get this out of me head

Same person

The Paprika Hendl from Bram Stoker’s Dracula

(most) American lefties fundamentally don't see victims of US imperialism as human. They have tears for Gaza because Israel is the leader on that. When it's the US doing it - then they see the soldiers who fought the war as the victims. US has been a paid volunteer force

Some transgender people see only darkness in front and behind them. The current climate is especially accelerating this. Transgender people just want to love the people they love and live their lives as themselves. Let's all join hands and change the world🫶🌏🫶

When I saw the dick cavett show referenced in Bojack horseman I could only think of the John and later George interviews that happened on that show. John's was more infamous imo because of that song with slur

watched that 4 hr ringo starr music analysis, was good

BY THE WAY If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2. There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security. Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation." TURN IT OFF.

Uhhh can we br more than comrades? 🥺🥺🥺

American Leftists when talking about the Iraq War and US imperialism

Peak Twinks

Would reactbot call jacksfilms "that man" and say stuff like "the sight of that man still shines brilliantly in my eyes"

mouse doodle i can do that

When the fajitas come out sizzling 🥵 🥵