When games are being made by people who never played a game:

you don't know me if you don't know these albums >w<

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

She sopp on my Röyk til' I'm In Space.

blobcoal

this is so me

meow :3c

I love my ability to magically turn all my negative feelings and immediate trauma into 124821231 words of lore

mega man 2 is actually terrible btw, play mega man 4 it's like a breath of fresh air in comparison, the difficulty is actually balanced, the weapons are all so much fun to use, and the endgame is immaculate even now

Charlie Kirk's killer was a trans furry. The killer was NOT a conservative.

menjabin

This is when the internet peaked and we never should have progressed into the current era of social media and hot takes and call outs.

i feel so called out bruh

"The way she's dancing. Am I hallucinating? It seems that she's fading away." -Bladee (I have no idea what this lyric means I just think it's cool)

yes sir

Good night, Bluesky. And in case I don't see you, good morning, good afternoon and good evening. Which isn't how the reference goes but I had to make it accurate to my current time which is 1AM.

how it feels to be the one guy who draws furry comics on the school common room whiteboard without getting the reaction you expect and not having people confront you about it (i hope to somehow make social connections doing this lmao)

Reminder that George Lucas outright stated that Star Wars is intended for 12-year-olds, and all you 30-somethings who bully actors just cuz you don't like a character seriously need to get laid.

Honestly, Skibidi Toilet isnt that bad a show once the storyline kicks in. People only rip on it cuz kids like it. Yeah, you could argue that it's just potty humor rotting kid's minds. But you forget how stoked YOU were on gross-out humor when YOU were THEIR age.

WE FINISHING OFF OUR ART WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

It's wrapped season! Check out your 2024 with more .fmbot insights in the new '.recap' command.

well people, it is now time for this year's version of what i coined last year as 'spotify wrapped from wish' (fmbot recap)

👅 (thanks to the guy who gave me an invite before bsky went public)

i remembered the password 😱

imagine being active on this platform couldn't be me

WHO LET HIM COOK 😭😭😭🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

The 90s are back! Relive the decade with this publicly available version of popular drawing software, Kid Pix! As featured in our monthly collections highlight email: mailchi.mp/archive.org/...

You can't trust what you see on the internet. My encyclopedia says he's only 65, and it was printed back when we had information you could trust.

im not dead 😃👍

Thinking of quitting my job as a Notre Dame gargoyle and pursuing my dream of becoming a Sears catalog long underwear model

I can’t believe U2 did a cover version of one of my songs!!

well, most of them

there should be a christian stereotype/character chart with 3 scale points, those being 'average billy bob's non-denominational bible church attendee', 'would let the pope lick their *insert body part*' and 'theology is indistinguishable from a us democrat party speech'

1/2 Religion can change your behaviour, but not your heart. When you're born again, a heart transformation takes place that makes you choose, behave, and live right. #salvation #JesusChrist #Christian #HolyBible #NewBirth

Before & Now. Girl with the father who found and adoted her. twitter.com/Benking443/s... #love #humanity #grace

please turn it back into a church 😭🙏

happy new year my fellow nincompoops

Leaves all gone. Gray. Melancholy. Beautiful.

Yesterday was my birthday 🥳

Meanwhile, Dark Helmet from Spaceballs:

Hey hey, I’m a Monkee! (Flashback to 1987 when these guys were the “closing act” on my tour)

Merry Christmas to everyone! 🎄 Hope you all have a very lovely day! ❤️💚

I'm not dead so, uhh... Meri Kirihimete everyone! 🎅🎄 (btw my birthday is in 3 days)

Thanks, 'Spotify wrapped from wish' is the best compliment I've ever gotten

I just had a dream where I got baptised in Runescape But before it there was this really scary thing I had to do Uhhh yeah that was a dream I guess