"Fuck it, I'm gonna have a kid and no one can stop me. Watch this shit"

‎ 𝐼𝑆 𝐸𝑉𝐸𝑅𝑌𝑂𝑁𝐸 𝑊𝑂𝑅𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 𝐻𝐴𝑅𝐷 𝐷𝑂𝐼𝑁𝐺 𝑁𝑂𝑇𝐻𝐼𝑁𝐺 𝐵𝑈𝑇 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝑇𝐻𝐼𝑁𝐺𝑆 𝑌𝑂𝑈 𝐷𝑂𝑁'𝑇 𝑅𝐸𝐴𝐿𝐿𝑌 𝑊𝐴𝑁𝑇 𝑇𝑂 𝐷𝑂.ᐣ ‎

Oasis Bro that's too many followers in too quick a succession 😭

Skipping around the circuit, i wandered into a dimly lit room

𝐓𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐞𝐧𝐝.. 𝐒𝐨 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝! 𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐞𝐧!

* Hasn't anyone told you that the show must go on? * Well anyways welcome to the studio. Let me give you a tour.

Every other day, I'm wonderin' "What's a human being gotta be like? What's a way to just be competent?"

* I BET THEY'RE WAITING FOR ME ･:*:･ﾟ☆ 》》 ON THE PLAYER SELECT SCREEN ! 🎮 ・゜゜・．LISTENING TO STRANGELY ♬ GROOVY ♬ MUSIC!!! ☆ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ INDIE BERDLY — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🌐 》 #DELTARUNERP || #MVRP || #RPSKY 》 》

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📫︎ ⋮ 𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐏 𝐏𝐈𝐍. ーーー 𝑠𝑜𝑟𝑟𝑦 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑛𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜𝑜 𝑓𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑦. 𝑖'𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑜𝑓 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟 :)

‎ 　𝑉𝐼𝑆𝐼𝑂𝑁𝑆 𝑂𝐹 𝑉𝐼𝑂𝐿𝐸𝑁𝐶𝐸 　𝐴𝑅𝐸 𝑂𝑉𝐸𝑅𝑃𝑂𝑊𝐸𝑅𝐼𝑁𝐺. ‎

　 ‎ 　 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝐻𝑂𝐿𝑌 𝑇𝐻𝐼𝑁𝐺𝑆, 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝑃𝑈𝑅𝐸 𝑇𝐻𝐼𝑁𝐺𝑆. 　 𝑊𝐻𝐸𝑅𝐸 𝐴𝑅𝐸 𝑇𝐻𝐸𝑌 𝐼𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝐼𝑆 𝐻𝑈𝑆𝐾.ᐣ ‎

「Even without a voicebox, I can speak to you」

𝚒 𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚛:

"God this must be how the guys from the hangover felt... After they saw the second movie"

"Uuuughg... My head hurts" She crawls out from a pile of glass bottles. She's been on a really long fucked up bender. And that's the excuse I'm going with for inactivity

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[ * I'M BOUTTA MAKE YOUR CRACKPOST-THEORIES LOOK LIKE NOTHIN' !!! ] RP Account for Battat/"Mike" from Deltarune

* Hey so... You wanna like, watch TV instead? Maybe cuddle or something? J dunno. You seem out of it

* My sister is a whore

HHEY EVER Y !! RP account from the same person who runs @water-cooler.bsky.social #deltarune #mvrp

* Awesome! Then next, when you use a card and can't keep it on the field, or a monster is defeated it goes to the graveyard. * It can't be retrieved from the graveyard unless something specifically says it can * Usually spells let you pull from the Graveyard. +

Lift up the receiver, I'll make you a believer.

* Everyone always underestimates me. But I'm very smart you know?

* Okay... So. There are three major card types. Spells, traps and monsters * Spells have a description that tell you what they do. Such as Monster Reborn that allows you to bring a monster back from the graveyard * A trap you can't activate instantly like a spell unless it says so +

* Of course SHE gets a girlfriend and I'm going to die alone

As You Will See, Of Various People, I Am: The Best 💚 #DELTARUNERP #DRRP 💜 I'm Everybody's Ex Wife

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* I've decided to start a business out of kidnapping sad people and giving them Mountain Dew and Pizza while I teach them how to play Yu-Gi-Oh * Who's interested?

[She slides Battat six of the mountain dews one by one into a perfect pyramid shape from sliding them across the table] * The pizza will be delivered in like... Fourty minutes. For now I can start by teaching you. * These decks are pretty basic, I'll avoid fusions, links and such for now. Okay?

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