@motormouthdice.bsky.social `` I know you always have me Battat, want some whiskey.?``

merry Christmas pippins im gonna go vomit

I wanna slam my head into my desk until my head is a weird shape again

] The Many Jonger

《Sitting down in her office scratching the hair on her head. She sighs and pulls out a deck of cards shuffling then endlessly》

Taku Just going to warn you guys she has terrible trust issues and will probably stalk your muses if thats comfortable with you !

Taku So for people new to the account, its a pippins account based off of King Dice, ill make a Kaard eventually. But she follows the same rules effectively

it must get at least a dollar an hour

‎ 》𝑰𝑻'𝑺 𝑹𝑨𝑰𝑵𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑪𝑨𝑻𝑺&𝑪𝑨𝑻𝑺 ‎

wait did I miss something in pippins news blog

and I run 7 different casinos and a crime ring were both terrible examples alright

Taku Her if she was a guy btw

what yoy saying im a bad example lady? Im probably the best example a pippins can follow

Oh come on, live a little I drink all the time when im at work

Oh you have to try, its so good

You may stare, but your not touching without some kind of gift to me // thank you @imthemodelpippins.bsky.social

silly guys

Taku FOLLOW THIS ACCOUNT I BEG MY UTDR FRIENDS

going to be spinning a roulette wheel all day. Come join me if you wanna talk

somebody... took the crystal (*￣▽￣)ノ~~ ♪(/--)/

Taku this woman is 6'8, btw tall but not super super tall

keep that pippins out of my casino I stg ill crash out

pass a glass Battat QD needs some acid to Sleep

I should hold a Pippins get-together at the Casino for some drinks.. I haven't seen my brothers and sisters in ages it feels

‎ *.｡.:☆ 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟 -ˏˋ 𝙼𝙸𝙺𝙴 ˊˎ- ☆.｡.:* ‎

That's wonderful.. miss? Hmm.. I dont have your name, but I will share my own.. my name is Queen Pippins, but I like to go by QD, like Queen Dice

`` Hey, there's not a lot of females in our line of work, lady, so it definitely wouldn't be terrible, yeah? ``

`` Hey.. we should totally work together, taller lady ! ``

I really need to talk to those TVs more... maybe gets some ad time on one of their shows.. itd be good for my casino, I bet..

`` You're scared of being alone..? Huh.. I used to be like that a while ago, too. When you grow up as a pippins, you're always with other pippins when I first became.. well me, it was hard, but it was part of me growing. You can't grow if you always have a crutch under your arm.``

(i'm losing my mind)

`` Well, dont think of it like that. Just try to explain yourself if you do mess up. It's not like you will get shot for saying hi instead of hello.`` 《She laughs a little. As she starts to think》 `` Just try and be yourself.. don't try to be someone else.``

`` Well, I am rather intimidating. I've been told, so dont feel bad for that. But if you have trouble talking to people, just make motions. It helps sometimes. `` 《She laughs a bit》 `` You know, I'd take you with me, but the casino isn't for you. But if you need a friend or food. Find me. ``

`` Well, a lot of us wouldn't exist if humans didn't so.. and besides, if being different is normal, and you're different, that means you're normal. Just always think like that, and you'll be fine. `` 《She just kinda sat down next to Tamara》 `` Just be nice, and people will be nice to you. ``

`` Being different? Have you looked around recently? If you haven't looked, i would recommend doing it. `` 《She laughed a little as she shook her head》 `` I mean, look at me, im a sentient die, there's walking puzzle pieces around. People who are literally just ads ``

well, maybe they'll annoy you less? Hmm... That's interesting... maybe my method was incorrect, I don't know, honestly. Wish I could help, though

``People are scary.. But that's just the dark worlds, okay? We're all super nice people, i promise, okay? Maybe some bad eggs around, sure, but. We're a good people, just talk to them like youre friends with them.. they probably see you as a friend before they even meet you.``

No, cause then both problems just get worse. If you kiss the ones that flustered you, they'd just fluster you more, and if you obliterate the ones that annoy you, they'll just annoy you more. If you do it the other way around it balances out

little hack. Kiss the ones that piss you off and obliterate the ones that flustered you, should fix your problems

`` Just keep breathing, little lady. You'll be okay. `` 《As they arrived at the Inn, she crouched back down, allowing Tamara to get off her back before going through her pockets and pulling out 5000D$》 ``This should be enough for a week, come to me if anyone causes problems..``

`` Not at the Inn. Run by a great family, and if they even lay a finger on you. You tell me, alright? They'll be dealt with `` 《She stands up as Tamara takes her hand, picking her up and placing her on her back as she starts her way out of the casino》

`` Hey! Listen to me, or i might just hurt you, im gonna get you some money. And there's an Inn down the street from the casino, okay? Tell them I sent you, they owe me a favor, alright?`` 《She sighed, still holding out her hand》 `` I'll walk you there and everything, just don't cry. ``

`` I don't know most of the other Pippins.. really only a close circle of them.. 016? Doesn't ring a bell to me. `` 《She crossed her arms as she tapped her foot on the rug of the Casino..》 `` Yeah, dont recognize that one. Tried my best to remember everything. ``

`` Woah... woah, slow down, girl. im not gonna hurt you. `` 《She crouches down, holding out her hand. Shaking her head gently.》 `` I promise I won't hurt you. ``

《A big shot? She only knows one guy who says that.. and that's definitely not - oh. He looks way different from her spamton》 `` I've met a spamton before　, he was smaller. And not as easy to talk to.`` 《She let out a chuckle of her own》 `` Wonderful to meet you, however.``

《She rolled her eyes.. a stowaway, huh? Usually, stowaways hers are just drunkards.》 `` Cause shy would I hurt a potential future customer? `` 《She laughed approaching the girl. She was about 6'8" (203cm) hands still above her head.》 `` I can help you get a place for a couple of days ``

Taku I need help setting up a kaard lmao, this lady has so much information