advertising ya binder on a thin person with maybe a b cup to show how 'good it is' means nothing to me!! show me how it looks on a chunky, squishy body with big sloppy titties, ya dingus

i hope the bugs in your hair sleep good at night

it's good and normal that it's still 30c inside and outside my house at 11pm. again

it shouldn't be 30c in my house at 12:15am, with the windows open and fans on! didn't realise that i was unintentionally digging my nails into my face so hard that it drew blood, because that sensation is somehow not anywhere near as uncomfortable as The Heat is. feeling normal :)

buy pool

motorbikes look cool but actually have u ever worn a leather jacket then sat inches away from a fucking engine on a 33c day? it SUCKS fyi

if it ever gets below 30c today i'm gonna go to the metro, buy a $10 childrens pool and spend tomorrow in that fucker

don't talk to me until ive worked a 13 hour day and watched 9 hours of cow hoof trimming videos

keeping it safe

listening to love this city and walking home on a summer evening hits pretty hard, gotta say

chupa chups bucket full of 00s porn

power stations are so hot and mysterious to me

$530pw for a bedsit in Newtown, only space for a single bed. What the hell bro.

it's normal to see an article about the ex(?) of someone you started following on instagram several years ago bc they had ferrets, being arrested and put on watchlists for planning a school shooting and spending '1000+ hours' in neo nazi discords, etc. the internet is so small sometimes?

this is me

Murphy Gubbins

“We're so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight. And we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinois's law enforcement community that have chosen to join us here in the Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time.”

Oh No It's Selwyn Froggitt

if you're having a bad time, you should pick up a second job, so you can have a worse time

Thinking about this today

Frutiger Aero McDonald's

do you think the gremlins regret turning into gremlins? do they remember being mogwai? and are the gremlins able to atone for ther sins, or are they just completely fucked?

arseless chaps were very good last night

i love sleeping for 90 minutes and having a little sunrise walk, it's good for a person in their 30s

peter rowsthorn also an utter delight

michelle brasier is such a fucking delight, if you didn't already know

when a dog runs away from home do you think it wonders who is gonna give it dinner

cutting my daily online time down (16 hours to 14.5 hours) because i'm not addicted to the World Wide Web like the rest of you bloody giglets

Starting the week off right! (doing an obscene period turd at work 🌻)

lunch packed

biter

aaaaAAAAAAA

Right about now, the honk shoo brother

Just posted an update to my medical GFM. Please reshare!! 💚 gofund.me/d3d43152

great walk to work today, traffic lights changed just as i got to the crossing, saw a man successfully evade ticket inspectors, they're installing a new bench on the main road and i saw ben lee walking a beautiful little dachshund. maybe everything will be okay

listening to doctor jones and shaking with idk what, anxiety? dread? rage? mysterious

i admire the the posh cafe across the road deciding to operate as a bar at night, but having every npc blue denim white shoe anko colour palette girlie in the inner west drinking on the street and screeching til 11pm every wednesday is very garbage

learning a lot about parenting from greg larsen this afternoon

crate training my baby

thank god its bedtime

dragging the ferrets away from a ripped up maccas bag with a huge human shit under it

just met a tiny old dog who looked like someone stuck the front half of a pug onto the back half of a chihuahua, he was incredible

making enemies

'Candy Apple Island? What do they got there?' 'Apes, but they're not so big.'

sewer boy sewer boy

throwing myself to the wolves* *wearing a tism shirt to a ween cover band

People love to mention how Elvis died on the toilet, but his death is outweighed by the countless times he used the toilet without incident, for which he should be celebrated