If you're outside a grocery store collecting food for the local pantry and you hand me a list of things to buy I will 100% enthusiastically grab the list and skip around inside buying everything on it. This bitch loves a quest.

We just saw a commercial for strawberry ice cream and husband just flippantly says "I like strawberry ice cream every so often" and in nearly 20 years of knowing him he has NEVER ONCE eaten strawberry ice cream around me, ordered it, or even mentioned it, I'm just

It's Open Window Season here now but that means it's also Incredibly Loud Car and Motorcycle Season so 🫠

Watermelon is a food of the gods.

Kindhearted me trying to help an innocent moth that got in my house fly safely out the window: "Oh my god, GO, you stupid f*cking asshole, jesus christ."

What's wrong baby? You haven't touched your peach piss n fart cake.

Took a day just for me today and it was lovely. Iced mocha, bookstore, Ulta Beauty, and a poke bowl. A day for books, beauty and my belly.

Took me a second to realize that was the author's name and not a book just for Francines.

Red clover is an ally to women's health. It contains isoflavones, similar in structure to estrogen and can help ease menopause symptoms. Some studies have shown it may help improve bone density, and it's an anti-inflammatory and antioxidant. It adds a beautiful color and sweetness to my mugwort tea.

The movie 1408 is so good.

Nobody snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and feel the Gs!

Bought a gua sha tool and started using it and I swear I don't even care what it's supposed to do, it feels absolutely amazing to put on some face oil and just massage my own face for a few minutes.

About a year ago my life got knocked off trajectory and then just never really got back on track again.

There aren't nearly enough saxophone solos in songs anymore.

Still haven't gotten over the fact that Star Trek: The Next Generation had a clip show episode in its second season.

Call me crazy but willingly connecting an AI model to your personal email, calendar, Google Drive, and all your documents and private information seems like a bad idea.

Ordered some drapes that are currently stuck in Canadian customs and it's like come on if something actually wants to enter this shitstain country these days just let it in.

*said threateningly* Wanna cuddle

One of my favorite reoccurring gags on MST3K is when some dude's batch gets a little too close to the guys and they freak out and start yelling.

Was standing out on the deck and I sneezed and a chipmunk made a little chirp noise so I like to think that was "bless you."

Inside you there are 12 wolves. 97 wolves. 348 wolves. You just have so, so many wolves inside you, it's actually crazy.

This is not meant as a flex, but I just realized that I haven't had McDonald's in like 12 years and I thought it was interesting.

Referred to pot as "whacky tobaccky" the other day so my transition to an old person is pretty much complete.

One of the greatest Kennedy Center Honors performances ever: Ann and Nancy Wilson of Heart, Jason Bonham on drums, and Shane Fontayne on electric guitar. It moved Robert Plant to tears as he watched alongside Jimmy Page and John Paul Jones. (Edited for format)

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Entering hour 3 of my neighbor's kid mowing their tiny yard because he keeps stopping every few minutes to stand there and scroll his phone.

When you're about to die you should hear the noise from Mario Bros when you're about to run out of time in a level and then the music speeds up.

Witnessed not one but two chipmunk battles between warring factions today, in front of my house and behind. We're entering their second mating season of the year (chipmunks have 2) so I'm sure there will be more fights to come, the horny little bastards.

Napoleon Dynamite remains the only movie I've ever seen that I absolutely hated the first time I watched it but then loved the second time and loved even more subsequent times.

Family hike on a beautiful day.

Family time

Washed and waxed my car, made a pot of lentil soup, started the new David Sedaris book, and I'm seeing my nephews tomorrow. Solid weekend so far.

Stumbled on Bob Ross making a Tool album cover.

The song "Creep" is the least Radiohead song that Radiohead ever made but it's so damn good. youtu.be/XFkzRNyygfk?...

pictured: woody learning that buzz lightyear and jessie were at january 6

If you've ever wanted to understand me, know me, get me, feel me, this is the woman you need to study.

The rosa multiflora (also called baby rose and like 4837464 other names) bloomed basically overnight. Looking forward to harvesting its rosehips in October for tea. It's good for...ahem... keeping things moving...in a digestive sense. Wink wink nudge nudge. Nature has so much for us.

Did you know that roosters don't just crow at dawn? They crow all friggin day, pretty much continuously. Needless to say, we could use a few foxes right about now.

Since the deer ate all the red clover in my yard I grabbed some that I spotted by the woods on my walk today. Gave them a soak and put them down in the basement to dry out so I can add it to my mugwort tea for some sweetness. Good for hormonal, heart and bone health, among other benefits.

How are we doing today folks? Feeling good? Feeling absolutely batshit insane and exploding with white-hot seething rage? Feeling a little sleepy?

I'm always shocked when I learn John Rhys-Davies is alive and well because I've seen at least 2 reports of his death over the past few years. Why do people always think he's dead? Leave the man alone and let him live (literally).

Pulling up to the grocery store, windows down, blasting "St. Elmo's Fire" so they know I mean business.

Just gonna be like Guinan now and wander around looking concerned and saying nothing feels right.

Just realized I don't think I've ever had a Mountain Dew before 🤔

Two birds shouldn't throw a stone in a glass house or whatever.

Do weird shit in the basement but make it look dramatic.

One of my favorite MST3K host segments of all time: Mike's sad song from Girl in Gold Boots. When Crow yells, "Life support is failing, decks 3 through 7 are gone...OH MY GOD, SERVO, LOOK OUT!" and Servo lets out that scream I just lose it and cry laughing.

My mugwort friend, dried after I foraged it a few weeks ago. Getting ready for some insane dreams later. And as a lucid dreamer, I say bring it.