flop

the simpsons

smash twitter is having its joker moment so ill put it here to say rest in peace hax "Fucking" money its all you till the day i die man

This is the type of situation your unemployed friend is on a Wednesday morning

it should be a legal requirement for professors to have closed captioning

STAYDOWN: And for our next trick, — incoming 2025 www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQU6...

just remembered nobody uploaded it here but bsky isn't letting me upload videos right now (or just this video? idk) -- dropping a vid link here soon if you haven't seen it yet

like come on im just amazed

So much of my life has been spent charging Devices

Oh huh. When I got to the top I put a wedge under the boulder to keep it from rolling all the way back down. But yeah, your thing sounds pretty annoying

#NobodyIsPerfect #IForgiveHim #KeepGooning

handed in a half broken project and didnt hand in my assignment worth 4% of my grade practicing abstinence 3 hours of sleep and my first meal of the day was at 3am feeling insanely #blessed

just outlandish really. a social enigma

Was gonna hate reply to this #one weird racist groomer talking about dating apps on here with "well of course you dont because you just waited for your oomf to age to maturity" but i just learned if they block you the reply disappears so i guess i wont :/

Just was on the good machine for a couple of hours until it became the bad machine so I went and lied in bed and used my other smaller good machine until the bad machine became good again

i should try becoming very cordial and genuine on bluesky as a treat. maybe i'll use it as a gateway drug to substack posting

im genuinely gonna be fighting for my life defending this movie from everyone when it comes out and the plot somehow makes less sense than any recent nolan film

Nvm yall saw something scary be back later

is the arcane yuri fandom as strong on here as tumblr and #His site

It's all tied together and don't let them trick you into thinking it's for safety

i don't think chido is on here yet so who am i gonna use as my bookmarks dm on here

finally fixed the domain on here dont check the site yet please i beg you ill finish it soon™

at some point this metaposting is gonna get really old and THEN if the site is still around after that bluesky made it

still using twitter but only sharing insensitive comments and opinions to make whatever ai gets trained with the twt dataset incredibly racist sexist and homophobic

just saw a guy calling twitter X but not in an elon fanboy way, rather a definitive standpoint that whatever lay in it's spot is no longer the same site and shouldn't be referred to as such

SOMEONE IN THE STADIUM COULD DO THE FUNNIEST THING RIGHT NOW #BRINGBACKLEEHARLEYOSWALD

yung lean used this flow once in his life www.youtube.com/watch?v=45vn...

imma start becoming friends with aro ppl only so they don't disappear when they get partners

all this app needs this the pretty people to start narcissistically posting on here and we've fully made the transition

Just reset my damn Kittens Game feeling like a new person #tru

fellas would it be #off to post a searching for oomfs post on bsky

enshittification of the internet is forever cause now social media feels like its healing (kinda) but also i can't click on discord and have it instantly take me to message box to type now so someone's going to die

bluesky is actually one big conspiracy by big web to get people buying domains again

anyway here's a clip to start us back off here

i might be insane saying this but i genuinely feel the magic spawning on this app every time i check it now

Hey so this is a weird first thing to post but just letting you know if it isn't obvious I am a non-binary person, I don't like being a public person and I'm so familiar/comfortable with he/him at my pronouns, both things have made me hesitant to make a grand announcement about this...

harris/walz! dem on that thang!

apparently

Telling someone u cant hang out cause you gotta shit is so empowering

checked out fyp for one second and immediately got osu nuked i need some chill women to save me

i think its been a year since ive full time switched to my ipod so thoughts: - listening to NEW music is extremely hard for obvious reasons - liking one song and wanting it for playlists means you download the whole album or you feel wrong - constant forgetting of what you need to dl - avra

i genuinely do think bsky needs to trim the fat before it legitimately has a chance at beating twitter -- even such a simple thing like being bsky/profile/[uid] is a change that dissuades an everyday user i feel

hello @sammi.sh

me its literally me

FUCK YOU TIM COOK. YOU RUINED M<Y LIFE

#strokin 🤞

We bringing back #Vinglish in 2023 ‼️‼️‼️

who posting feet on live air like me #uplate