pilot asked for my number, should i do it?

when he sends you a bullet point itinerary for your date... 💦

raise your hand if you're also in your housecat era this summer

i felt the world briefly stand still in this moment 💕

Happy Juneteenth I refuse to log into that other app Send money to Black sex workers today! ❤️👏🏾

am we doing summer right? i think we're doing summer right

...and this is how i discover i get an extreme amount of second-hand joy from seeing other people's new book hauls 😍

i would do anything for love but i won't do that (wear van cleef)

can't call me a clock-watcher because i can't read clocks (dyslexic)

how i look waiting for you to slip out of the shower

where in the world is Ella SanDiego

If I don’t get a duo for Pride month they’re gonna come to my house and take away my bi card. It’s framed on my mantle. Don’t let them take it!!!!

(and yes, the Knicks win did in fact have something to do with the energy that went into the night 😇)

just needed to announce that my legs are still shaking from last night and yes, you should all be jealous 🥰

POV: i'm trying hard not to distract you while you try to send a very important email

does anyone else have a list of duo partners but also a duo wishlist? like i fully keep a list of my crushes 🙈

dance with me?

i'm sorry but if i open my "following" tab and see nothing but you reposting yourself 500 times in a row, i'm muting you immediately 😭

nothing beats the OG nobu hamachi crudo but this came very, very close

nyc girlies: who has a tailor that they love? i have some beloved pieces I need to get altered and my tailor just retired

you know those nightmares where you suddenly realize you're naked? i just had a nightmare where i suddenly realized i was still clothed 🥲

"i'm just sooo shy" i say right before quickly flashing you

preach! i love breaking out the fancy dishes & wearing the nice heels, life is too short for beautiful things to sit on the shelf

this weather leaves me longing to lay in the shade and lose track of time with someone special

so perfectly said 👏

as much i love EVs, a ferrari with no vroom is an abomination i'm sorry

If you have nsfw set to "hide" I implore you to set it to "warn". You still won't see anything except for a blurred post Otherwise once they roll out account-wide adult content labeling a whole lot of people including me are going to disappear from your timelines, even our sfw text posts

girl dinner 💅

currently lying in bed with a first-edition copy of Speak, Memory waiting for room service and it's really hitting me how i've landed on the best possible version of my life

excuse me while i cry over this incredibly sweet gesture 😭

the best way to impress me: - peonies - a book i haven't read yet - scheduling in under 4 emails

it's all fun and games until you realize how many straps you'll need to undo to take this off me

an afternoon well-spent

why is it that normally i'm the queen of being organized, but as soon as i have to pack for a flight that skill completely vanishes? 😫

do we think i could rock this flamingo hat y/n

“Your photos don’t do you justice at all.” And they never will, no amount of digital consumption of my image will replace the real thing.

i may not have tattoos myself but god i love them on other people

the only thing i'm missing is someone to cheers with

life imitates art

truly nothing is a bigger turn off than this 😭 i would rather see the real you, typos and all

slowly filling out my marigold wishlist - anyone have recs for something wonderful you've been gifted lately?

evergreen post

tfw you can't find a bookmark

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men who give good butt massages are an absolutely elite group

made you look

There’s a special place in heaven for men who give good massages 🤍😇

sorry i'm late, i was lost in the moment taking in this view 🥹

i throw dinner parties like it's an olympic sport

i love going out looking perfectly demure right after doing something utterly devious