# Christmas carol lyrics that go hard when you paste them over a picture of Stacker Pentecost

Hey Internet, where do we like getting enamel pins made for not a million dollars these days?

Why has nobody invented a frozen knee brace yet? If I can’t have flying cars, I want one of those

We're all gonna die, and it'll hurt the whole time, but at least the memes will be fire.

Tonight we’ll wander through the streets and note The qualities of people.

In a stunning sign of how it’s going, the shop vocal stim today has become one of us singing “IT’S SIMPLY THE BEST” in increasingly off key and agonized ways.

We're back out on the Bricks this weekend encouraging OSF to stop walking back their proposals for the Box Office and FOHA units and meet us with a fair proposal to start bargaining from. If you'd like to support us, please sign our petition! actionnetwork.org/petitions/fa...

If you have frustrations you’d like to channel in a positive manner, consider showing your support for the Dodger Tour Guide Team. They are seeking a fair contract and keeping Dodger history alive even during the difficult days.

We’d like our community to know what’s going on with the contracts being negotiated at OSF: here are the fliers you may see some of us offering you as you come to see previews this week!

The constant background hum of general self-loathing and unshakable conviction regarding the unsightliness of your own appearance and body is tiring, sure, but also makes for a mildly amusing post enjoyed by up to 0.5% of your followers every few weeks, so who's to say if it's a good or bad thing

President Trump fired National Labor Relations Board General Counsel Jennifer Abruzzo. In an unprecedented move, he also ousted Democratic board member Gwynne Wilcox, leaving the board with no quorum.

I've been thinking about this so much lately and how we're so socially conditioned here in the US especially to think that actions only matter if they're grand and heroic. They don't. There's so much good, necessary, work to be done that will never make headlines. Find something and start. 💙

Hey Southern Oregon friends, put on your union swag and come out to support the striking Providence nurses this coming Monday, 12-1!

I have been referring to this as the “hypothetically grained fabric” because “I *think* the grain is about here” but from this edge who could fuxkin’ tell?

One of my co-workers has the dubious distinction of never being assigned to the the Dumpster Fire Show in a season. I have *consistently* been assigned to the Dumpster Fire. We are assigned to the same show this summer. Place your bets now.

Happy Yule from Ornament Vessel and I. (Family tradition is I get/make an ornament every year, and this was this year’s offering, pun fully intended)

Now available to be the Responsible Adult Friend for your warehouse raves.

ITS WHAT HE WOULD’VE WANTED

“Indigenous leaders of New Zealand, Tahiti and the Cook Islands signed a historic treaty that recognizes whales as legal persons in a move conservationists believe will apply pressure to national governments to offer greater protections for the large mammals.” 🧪🌱🐋 #PhilSci

Reasons I’m qualified to work wardrobe for a sleep token tour (iykyk)

i have a friend re-homing a 3d printer for low or no cost because she got a better one and as much as I *really* want it, it just means my life would fill with tiny plastic nonsense, just as getting a silhouette cutter has filled it with tiny stickery nonsense.

Well, seems I got out of *there* just in time. I'll yell to the heavens forever: bureaucracy in universities keeps bad professors there and runs the ones who care about the students and their successes out.

How the ever loving fucking hell is my internet down AGAIN, Spectrum?

The longer I live on this planet, the more I'm convinced humanity was a mistake and we should all be busted back down to prokaryotes to try again.

People are telling career artists to just make their art a hobby, and I’m trying very hard to read it as well-intentioned. Yes, you’re still a real artist if you have a day job. That’s normal. But that suggestion in this discussion elides the point. It’s an individual solution to a systemic problem.

god I'm sorry, Spotify, for what I'm doing to your algorithm. four hours of Sleep Token and then then "We Like To Party" by the Vengaboys three times because it's stuck in my head.

Keep the freakshow talk to a careful minimum:

*stompy boots intensify*

Ahahahahaha I entirely forgot that the whole idea behind Why The Machines Rule In the Matrix was “we got too cocky about what AI could do for us.”

Turned on the first Matrix as background craft noise, and Jesus Christ why can I still quote whole scenes of this movie. That hyperfixation was freshman year of high school. Can I have that brain RAM back now for something useful?

what does a short girl have to do to get a gym setup that doesn’t make me dangle my feet like a toddler when bench pressing? We’re not all six foot behemoths horking loogies and swilling protein powder out here.

Accidentally left my Apple Watch at home, so really what’s even the point of this workout if it doesn’t get tracked, y’know? (oh god I need a gym buddy)

Also please note I am not the arbiter of taste, musical or otherwise, she writes while between sets at the gym happily listening to the nickelback song this random playlist served her.

Even though I understand blue sky doesn’t care about this, I am still torn on my feelings over the new Sleep Token masks. On one hand, EPICALLY COOL, on the other hand, pushing aesthetically into Slasher Horror more than Cult/Religious Horror which is *my* preferred Batshititiude

Just saw that Sleep Token brought the entire tour crew out onstage with them for the end of the wembley show, and they are now on my "will throw hands defending" list right next to Jenny Beavan, who attempted to verbally thank her whole crew at the oscars.

Don't be silly, all us artists out here don't add anything to the culture, we're not making any money, and we all know that's what actually matters.

relatedly, when do we get gifs here, because I am unfairly hamstrung without my ability to end furious statements using Bert Quivering In Rage or Small Child Shakes Fork Angrily.

oh my god idiots, quit yelling about broadway proshots and just go see something live at a regional theater. (we all know the issue isn't Where Is My Broadway Proshot, the issue is Entitled Jackholes Want Theater for Free, so just say it with your whole chest like the scumbags you are)

I tried presale. I tried regular sale. They are already listed on Stub Hub. I would like this concert ticketing system to burn to the goddamn ground.

Adulthood is putting your towels in the laundry and ADHD not replacing them then not remembering you did it until you get out of the shower the next day, lock eyes with the empty towel rack, sigh and go “well, I did this to myself”

I need the holidays to stop so my email isn’t full of just aggressive junk offers. Lane Bryant, if I haven’t bought any of your bras yet this season, GIVE UP TRYING.

I get that popular bands are hamstrung by their popularity and can only play so many shows/release so many tickets, but the despair of knowing you’ll be forever priced out either by ticket or location is a little devastating.

I want some sort of Verified Internet Nametag I can point to and go “no legitimately, I’m an expert in this”

The fact that women on Insatgram are having to TELL MEN to FILL THEIR WIFE’S CHRISTMAS STOCKING blows my mind. That’s just a thing that happened in my house- like sure, at some point I became the Official Chocolate Orange finder, but my dad always just DID that.

every so often I rewatch Dark Knight Rises and every time I come away going "okay, but maybe Bane was right?"

Look, I trust Romancing the Pod but as a devout Whamageddonist, I am absolutely avoiding a podcast about “Last Christmas” until the 26th. YOU’RE NOT GONNA GET ME THAT EASY

Oh my god company management I tried to get out ahead of this problem you’ve created at least three times now, telling me I must be mistaken is not the correct answer.

I’m not sure why Spotify have decided that Michael Jackson=Daft Punk, but I’m not against it either, somehow?

Today, the white girl version of the Jersey Shore routine: gym, craft store, groceries. (Pro tip, if you live in a red leaning area, gyms are empty during church hours)