tempted to take off my mask in this waiting room if they're going to treat me like garbage. hope they get sick

being masc sucks at urgentcare visits. they hate when you need to look up your last menstrual cycle and I tried to explain to her strep tests have always been hard for me and she just seemed annoyed 😠 like bro I'm paying 75 bucks to be here and I'm explaing so nicely this is hard for me.

I was proud of myself for finishing the crossword. until I learned Monday is the EASIEST and avgs people 5-10 MINUTES to solve sgifgjskslv xmdk

And I’m doing my nyt crossword. My 30s are wild

doing something crazy like NyQuil at 8 pm

stranger things s5 reminded my wife of Nightvale so it's time for me to catch up

omg that's it. I'm finally caught up stranger things.

"have they killed vecna yet?" my wife to me the past two days 😫😫

"maybe I should get back into reading again" (as I slogg through stranger things s5)

cel season 5 stranger things thots a thread: the issue with stranger things is I'm burnt out on the Eleven Hopper plot. like I get it. they're developed enough. ride or die fauther daughter. I'm bored of it but season 5

liking my wife's weird horse reality posts is one of my marriage duties 🫡❤️

my love language is lurking ominously in shallow water

Man...

BIG Challenges 🐊

"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!" "no problem boss. i'm on it"

I'm at that horrible part of my cold where if I sneeze it hurts m y th ro at

how I aspire to be

in cel updates I am once agqin a sickly Victorian child. I have been watching stranger things for 3 days straight. I'm dreaming in synthesizer waves. also took everything shower and now eddie bath

I thought my dog looked so cute in the picture but my wife is making fun of her folds 😭

That voice you hear chanting 'Now kiss' over and over again is me ✌️ #rumira #polytrix

picrew.me/share?cd=3ARZmC8OSL #Picrew #HAENAN_MAKER picrew Sunday eve

i think they should bring back movie intermissions. for restroom breaks, checking phones, vlogging halfway reactions, SNACKS. Idk I feel like it could help save moving going experience

me full om nom in the cicis pizza 🍕

hi bloomfs. life update: I burnt out hardcore at work last week. started therapy again and realized it may have been the damn energy drinks after all 🫠

2 minute abs???? But I want to have them for way longer than that

Forever mood

Midnight mantis (this month's patreon 💌)

An ant with poor skills

his big beautiful bill 😭😭😭

Normalize giving me a suit of armor and medieval weapons And a cloak

Kaiju Girl Adopt

in cel in chronically ill lore, this weekend I had a 99 fever so I slept all day yesterday. fever is gone. but the 💩 ing remains.

May life treat you the same way you treat immigrants, queers, disabled folks, and coloured women & children 💋

full of generational rage of all the women before me <3

let the celf care Sunday bath commence 🛁

Now I'm watching HoriMiya

im on pinterest and getting really into the green yuri art

Okay...first attempt. Be gentle. 🫣 #pixel_dailies #triangle

If she says she got ADD, that means her Ass got Dat Dump 🍑

The answer to my mental health burnout is a morning off, a bomb breakie from a local diner, and 90s sitcoms.

My wife doesn't know about the crustacean menstruation station

I look up from my mirror and the Beaver moon is looking right back at me

Old selfie on my phone from when I worked out and worked outside (tan) and gave myself COVID haircuts

Beaver moon beaver moon beaver moon

Eating my fries in the bath today. Full moon and kid behaviors are so real

Me when i lie

I love my morning commutes 🎶 🎵 open.spotify.com/playlist/37i...

They really popped off making Seasonal Affective Disorder spell SAD