waiting on the phlebotomist but i think they forgot about me

dunno what i did to deserve this. but its diarrhea day

i need to become more whimsical

if nobody got me i know my wife got me

sooo excited for this crop of foals! ive got 19 colts and 22 fillies due from december 5 thru december 12. thats gonna be a BUSY week for me #horsereality

um. hey, netflix?

i watched adolescence on netflix today and um. its mcfucking over?

headache 😭😭😭

look at those FOLDS!! 🦃 🦃 🦃

taking enough tylenol rn to make all my future kids autistic too

the sweet potato casseroles are done for tomorrow!! topping is a brown sugar pecan crumble

usa germans in the 1860s were baffling. tell me why this couple had 3 sons in a row all named peter

i LOVE metamucil. they should hire me

i covered every single one of my mares yesterday and today (except for one mare who is already due tomorrow that i plan to retire). im gonna get the biggest foal drop in 2 weeks and im sooo ready #horsereality

is the bsky app... much bluer

had my mommy juice (metamucil)

descended upon my curry katsudon like a woman starved. burned my fuckign tongue

when i look to see if its lunchtime yet but its only 10:30 😩

just found a sweet potato casserole recipe im gonna try for thanksgiving 🍠

got a new battery put in my car 😒

maybe i should actually trade my car in at this point

car wont start (the sequel)

fucking bug bit my fucking face as i was sleeping last night I Am Under Fucking Attack

hubris got me for this one. i sat down on the couch with a glass of wine for the first time in forever. took a sip. theres a lump. i spit it out. and there is a FLY in my glass

mmm tender and mild

my fucking howrse account is 18 years old

if vine comes back im leaving yall

can vegetarians eat bugs

gonna go wild at japan house tonight for my and @ninja-pie.bsky.social's 5th anniversary 🍣🤤 (well, 8 years together & 5 years married)

i think im getting a uti

i finally bred my 2nd gen kathis, so i should have 3rd gen foals dropping in about 2 weeks 🎉 #horsereality

the moon is gigantic today

my ass can not be trusted around all this candy at work

i have not lost 36 lbs this year for the same woman to ask me if im pregnant again every single month

i just tried to drink a cup of coffee and its so yucky. i hate coffee

HOLD ON i got another merthur fic idea last night

fucking rouge mega barbaracle keeps killing meeeeeee #plza

how tf do you shiny hunt in #plza

left my car window open all night and no one stole anything! feminism win

shes soooo zoey kpdh coded

guess who got #plza

why did i wake up at 5am

i did get chipotle again. which means i have leftovers for tomorrow too 😊

heres the thing. i Could get chipotle again for the second time this week

well i can now make it to the oceanus bosses in hades 2, but OOF i will need a while to figure them out

is 10am too early for lunch? im thinking about that leftover chipotle i have in the work fridge...

my car wont start 🤡

getting a lil fomo about everyone playing PLZA as if my ass has not dropped every single recent pkmn game halfway thru. like i dont even remember if i finished violet

we had a housekeeper come today and im sooo excited to go home to a nice clean apartment later 🫧

teaching my grandmother how to use chat gee pee tee was a mistake