Tuff

There are way too many people eager to be asymptomatic carriers of the propaganda virus.

M E T H O D O F S O A P (The Method of Washing Up)

Prisencolin and the ensinainciusol

And lemme guess, screamo is the new therapy?

Pool is fucked if Trump ever goes after bald assholes.

the mood is not subtle

MUSK: BY THE END OF NEXT YEAR OCEANS WILL BE BATTLEFIELDS

Tracking the Polar Vortex with Big Naturals

Somewhere a sad sports watcher is canceling their order for 10k ‘60 is the new 20’ shirts.

I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.

The GOP Band

Of all the flavors of cum, peppermint is probably my favorite.

There have to be a nonzero number of dogs that go to hell.

The first thought I had was Groundhog Day.

This should be perma-death stuff. Don't shop at Target ever again, even if they reverse course in the future.

Going to a fast food restaurant, spending $5 and leaving full.

He drinks a whiskey drink He drinks a vodka drink He drinks a cider drink He drinks a lager drink He drinks a Bolton drink He drinks a Barnsley drink He drinks a Nelson drink He drinks a Coine drink He drinks a Burnley drink He drinks a Bradford drink He drinks a Buxton drink He drinks a Crewe dri

Localization vs translation

Either Morn’s, or the House of Mogh

Stardew Valley is old, but not that old.

@patrickklepek.bsky.social @robzacny.bsky.social Yo. Y’all should see if @fdsignifier.bsky.social will do the sports pod.

When a plane crashes, the only thing to survive is the black box. Why don’t they make the whole Epstein files out of the black box!?

He sees you when you’re sleeping He knows when you’re awake He knows when you’ve been bad or good This is a surveillance state

Bruce Willis was the boxer in Pulp Fiction, ergo by the transitive property of movie characters, Die Hard is actually a Boxing Day movie.

You know what you call an exploding starlink satellite? A good start.

If only the podcasts I actually would like to support didn’t charge triple this for their patreon!

You know, in hindsight it really didn’t matter that the Def Leppard drummer lost an arm. You only need one hand to press start on the drum machine.

Get Baldwin the fuck out.

Stop! The slut you shame may be your own!

That man’s name? Hideaux Keaujimault

I don't think there's any deeper nefarious plot about constant UI/UX nonsense and general usability shittiness other than companies employ designers that have to keep iterating to justify their own employment.

Always feels like false advertising when the forecasted high temperature for a day is the temp it is at midnight.

Joke's on them - I've never washed a car I own and I never will.

Makes sense that the shittiest genre of music by and for the shittiest humans on earth is jumping headlong into the arms of the robots.

I thought if you wanted to chat with ‘PDF files’ you just went on Elon Musk’s X, the everything app.

@insertcredit.com I feel the ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ of video games is Shenmue.

Edge of Eternities Tarkir: Dragonstorm Aetherdrift Final Fantasy Avatar: the Last Airbender Spider-Man

Was Detective Munch a planeswalker?

The Garbage Pail Kids had so much promise, but in the end they just became disappointing Landfill People.

🎶He’s living on the air in early autumn 1980 on the BBC🎶

maybe i am going insane

Momster Energy

Born too soon to live in space (lol) Born too late to enjoy Nabisco Taco Corn Curls

NYT pitchbot account can just pack it in now.

“We’re here to fight friendship and freedom and we’re all out of friendship.”

Ladies Love Bean.