Man, Orlando Magic pinstripes are classic, but absolute hell on jersey typography. Give Bane white counters on his B!

'Isiah "Call yer" insurance man because there's been a collision.' Thank you, Thurl Bailey

@nbasarah.bsky.social @andyblarsen.bsky.social please tell me one of you are doing Slam n Jam next week

Shot clocks are for sissies

You can quit this guy

Okay never take Ace out again

Lauri's baseline move on Siakam though? 😅

Love how this Minnesota court gives all the players, coaches, and officials an eerie underside glow, like they're all just emerging from the ooze

Jazz/Celtics is drunk

I love Coach staying with Cody here. He'll either figure things out or he won't

Gillespie just punched himself in the face

Big fan of the Jazz actually giving defensive effort

Sun City Clippers send Jazz fans home with free chicken

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The Jazz have my permission to mash on these fogies tonight

Feed fulla bball again 👍

Pay Me game from Kessler

Am I seein' kids doin' the Macarena?

How do we get Tom Waits and Cameron Winter in the same room?

Thanks to all the stoppages, the new Jazz court design just hit me. It looks fantastic

Cody working hard. Love to see it

NBA League Pass could learn a lot from MLB's offering

Counting the hours until the Irrigate Crops With Gatorade mandate is announced

I'm not ready for Apps to also mean appetizers

Guess I'm probably late, but Shark Week has jumped the shark

land anywhere here:

Jazz brass: before you get all trade-y waiver-y, just know I would wear a Love Jazz jersey.

I don't know if I can handle this much Stephen and Bob

They won’t get rings, but everyone on the Pacers should get Jules Winfield wallets.

Enya cue earthobservatory.nasa.gov/images/15439...

Still can't believe Holmgren walked into the barber shop and asked for The Butthead

Best of 9 please?

Every AI commercial makes me want to chuck things at the screen.

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Donovan Mitchell is tough. The only thing wrong with that guy is his backwards ass elbows. Other than that, heck of a player and person I'm sure!

"Zubacs swappin' paint with Jokic" is perfect.

I've always been a fan of Pope Smoke Season

Guess it's safe to switch over to the baseball game

Lots of sports today. For fun, let's try live reacting to a "new" movie: Raw Deal (1986).

Let's Go Jazz North! erm Wolves

Memphis looking like they have an appointment

Here are the past several weeks worth of rolls. Notice the disappointing quantity of 1s. But it properly illustrates what ~14% actually looks like.

My final 10 rolls for the Jazz Tankathon: Jazz pick first 20% of the time. Disaster strikes 40% of the time. (2,5,2,1,5,2,5,2,5,1)

My ★★★★ review of Planet Terror on Letterboxd boxd.it/9pcWj7

10 rolls on 4/13 for the Jazz Tankathon (right after Bub's buzzer-beater): Jazz pick first 20% of the time. Disaster strikes 20% of the time. (2,4,4,4,2,1,1,4,5,5)

Thank you Bub!!!