Kindly fuck all the way off

Big night for sky nerds

Can’t wait for my regular, seasonal, holiday and birthday depressions to all merge together like a dysfunctional megazord this month

I beg your finest pardon?? Coop can have my foot. I don’t need it.

First half summary

🎵 Teal pony club🎵

We out here. #NWSL #KCBABY 🩵

How are spooky scary skeletons gonna send shivers down my spine when it’s 85 degrees outside

Imagine scoring two own goals in the same match. I would simply retire.

It’s an honor and a privilege to hate on seattle again tbh

The OGs had some feelings

Shield winners BABY! @brookesmashed.bsky.social @notabanana.bsky.social @likethe309.bsky.social #KCBaby

We love winning trophies against Seattle

Get a job. Stay away from her.

Diva alert

🫶🏻

CURRENT CLINCHED‼️ Our spot is secured for the 2025 @nwslsoccer.com Playoffs. Stay tuned for ticket info #KCBABY 👏

Whoever that was that casually dropped the ball right in front of the barrier instead of throwing it to Murphy, you’re my hero

Oh geez that’s me

I would love it so much if my brain would stop playing weird al’s greatest hits every time I try to concentrate on something

NWSL After Dark: Now with full sun!

“Don’t talk to me or my son ever again”

Shout out to @kcbluecrew.com for this amazing Pride Night tifo

*sees that Lo was subbed on in the 69th minute* Me, through tears: nice 🫡

“I don’t think it’s constructive to point out who did what and when.” NO IT IS CRITICALLY IMPORTANT TO FIND OUT EVERY DETAIL IN HOW THIS WAS HANDLED BY THE COMMISSIONER OF THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE

Keeper slaps the ball away from the striker’s foot *outside the box* and somehow the call is “play on”???? Make it make sense???

TEAL WASHING #KCBaby 🩵

malört and savior 🙏🏻

Raynauds is so stupid it’s 70 degrees out why are my toes numb

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Among the MYRIAD of issues that this comes with, how do the core values of NWSL reconcile with the core values of Ms. Cooper’s media parent company?

Wow I hate it!

Happy Trans Day of Visibility. We love you and we will never stop fighting for you

He’s busy

Lord help me if I’m ever hauled before congress to discuss the contents of my groupchats

There just isn’t enough coffee in the world today. I’m never gonna beat these sleepy bitch allegations.

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I finally did something I’ve been putting off because of anxiety. It took 5 minutes and was totally fine. I will learn nothing from this.

He would like one (1) attention please

Y'all if it looks like a nazi, sounds line a nazi and salutes like a nazi, it's a nazi. Elon is a nazi. Full stop.

Seeing Wicked in the theater is cool but have you ever seen it recorded on a shitty old camera and posted to YouTube in 20 parts?

When will my suffering end

I come and I go Prove you got the right to please me Everybody knows Catch me or I go

No girls allowed in the blankie fort

i thought the rap battle arena *was* the court of law

It was really great seeing everyone this weekend. I hope all our traveling friends have a safe trip home!

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