Need me several of these.

Damn Papi you're fine 😍

USB Arthur

Holiday dads are the best

Ok but how is gas double that out here in California??? It is $4.79 a gallon down the street from me.

THIS!

I want to post more food, cats, jokes, and fun stuff, but there’s just too many hot naked daddies on here.

When Dad is horny and make a show off...!!! 🔥

When I eat too much salt

For some reason I thought this person was pouring garlic butter over apple slices and have never been more horrified.

The introduction of the phrase “clanker” has taught us one thing: WHITE PEOPLE LOVE SLURS. They are the #1 producers of slurs in the world.

Cunt or Uncunt?

In the 90’s my mom bought one of those AbRockers from the infomercials. I used it for something very similiar.

Is ChatGpt a bottom?

Beautiful 😍 🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

live action catbus looking pretty sweet

He won’t rest till we get the list.

“See anything you like?”

Does this make anyone else’s brain hurt?

In an effort to keep with realism and current events, Stardew Valley and other such farming games are going to incorporate ICE raids as a feature.

Wait for it... 😊

Yall can’t tell me no different.

Me at any restaurant: Hmm, I’ll take a bowl of your wettest soup please.

Oh my glob!!! It’s REAL!!!

@reecescottx.bsky.social does anyone ever tell you how much you look like Bruce Greenwood?

FR!!!!

Border officer looking through my social media at the airport. "Sir, you're going to have to come with me." "What for?" I say. The video in question:

Going door to door asking folks if the have time to discuss our daddyrifflord and savior. #DRLnation

Gorgeous !! Uncut Beautiful just the way nature intended uncut

Bangers & Mash should be the name of an avante guard sexual position.

Sheryl Crow sun, Tori Amos Moon, PJ Harvey rising.

I’ve updated my resume so many times for so many different companies, that I’m not sure what I used to do for work.

OMG. Spot on! 😇

Today is not a good day.

Since I’m not going to kill myself, what should I do for my birthday?

I used to write really good Cosby Show fan-fic. I should go back to that.

Unveiling

I made “that” cake

That-a-boy Frosty! Show ‘em that sno-hole!

we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you

Liquid gold!

Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the stage, the incomparable, the magnificent, the complex multi-talents of….

Insane that Chevy Chase spends the whole movie wishing he could cheat on this woman she should kill him

#alphamale #brotheragem #brotherhood #spartan #beardman #speedo #sunga #hairyman #heavybulge #malapesada

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