1/n On Doomerism/Mansplaining/Helpful Hints: This morning, I was still trying to understand a man who felt some compulsion to explain to the whistle goblins how they could do it better. Never mind that they’ve been doing this for MONTHS already and already tried his “better” method and

I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?

We’re about to invade Venezuela because trump wants their oil. No other reason. The airspace has been cleared. Embassies are being evacuated. Flights are being canceled. He’s going to kill people for oil.

becoming a Maurie truther because of this image

I do not have enough middle fingers to raise toward the Democrats who broke ranks. I might need to borrow some.

Poor baby.

Jfc

Law enforcement incompetence and corruption kills, again and again.

At immigration court in Chicago this morning. Per reporter inside who was told he can't use his phone, at least three people have been detained by ICE this morning after their hearings; two men and one woman. Two black SUVs with plainclothes agents inside have arrived, presumably for transport.

Government is hard. Not only is the current administration evil, they don't know how to do anything, evil or good or otherwise. They're just as surprised by some of their fuck ups and unintended consequences as anyone else is.

🔑 under-discussed point — why they were on signal:

This is unconscionable. That is SENIORS' hard earned money. Someday, that will be MY money. CALL YOUR SENATORS. www.instagram.com/p/DHn6xyuMKA...

Wes Moore: "I say this on a Sunday morning -- I know there is a King of Kings and a Lord of Lords, and I know he does not live in the White House."

This isn't hyperbole, kids. This was written and shared by people who have long experience in public health and who are not hyperbolic. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/DtJcah

NEWS: DOJ asks the D.C. Circuit to "halt" the district court in response to this morning's TRO blocking the Trump administration from immediately deporting 5 men without any process. DOJ asks for an "immediate administrative stay" allowing the deportations. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Ditch the Lil Brother devices.

Unless DOGE reverses the cuts to university funding and NIH grants, there will be NO DOCTORS in a few years. www.masslive.com/worcester/20...

Invading countries more left-wing than the US has ALWAYS gone well!!!!

Mahmoud 's case is terrifying. He is a legal permanent resident and they're basically putting him in cold storage indefinitely, in as remote a location as they can. This is a template for similarly punishing any citizen that disagrees with this administration.

When a very punchable Nazi has abandoned the administration, that's when we know we're really in the shit.

american masculinity is so amazing. caring about clothes as a man apparently makes you "gay" but our position on geopolitics totally depends on whether you wear a suit

Francis Collins, longtime NIH director with bipartisan bona fides*, retires as of yesterday. He returned to NIH in 2023 to focus on research in his own lab, in the NIH in-house intramural research campus. His letter seems to imply he wasn’t ready to leave. NIH is being torn down. 1/🧪 #academicsky

EXACTLY. Smart and funny will beat the shit out of dumb and humorless EVERY TIME.

They either don't realize the devastation and chaos this is going to cause, they don't care, or they want the devastation and chaos.

Dude in the airport bookstore caught me singing "I Just Had Sex" to myself. So that's fun.

Well, President Musk has killed two more people.

Remember when Marco Rubio called Trump a third-world strongman? youtu.be/wo3w5CeWGig?...

Once again, I will never forgive Trump voters for throwing our country (its history, its people, its institutions) in the trash.

My seats were auto assigned for my flight back home and I was seriously bummed because I have not sat anywhere but the window for decades. GUESS WHO JUST GOT A SURPRISE SEAT CHANGE? Sometimes the small wins feel pretty good.

Conditions are so unconscionable the migrants are attempting suicide.

The resistance is facing resistance. Join the fight and support the other fighters wherever you can!

Well said.

@rebeccakell.bsky.social please check your messages

@rebeccakell.bsky.social @wonderschwermin.bsky.social www.instagram.com/reel/DFRVVtq...

Ugh. Google is a bunch of chickenshits racists.

Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

MUSK DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE IMPACT OF HIS BULLSHIT?!

If you navigate to the CFPB homepage, you get a 404 error, but the ABOUT page, which states the mission EM is vehemently opposing.

As we approach #America250, its important to remember: it took 92 years to end slavery it took women 144 years to win the vote it took nearly 190 years for Black people to be guaranteed voting rights it took nearly 240 years to legalize same-sex marriage don't give up our ancestors didn't

Goodman, the witness from White Coat Waste project says NIH wastes $20 billion a year. In actuality, each dollar of NIH funding generates ~$2.50 of economic activity www.nih.gov/about-nih/wh...

When I was a Hill staffer in 2009, a Dem trifecta was trying to pass universal healthcare. In response, Senate GOP released a memo detailing all of the tactics they in the minority could use to delay the effort as much as possible. I'm recirculating that 2009 GOP memo here. Take inspiration from it.

Owen Wilson meets Jennifer Coolidge, w @rebeccakell.bsky.social