That this happened in my hometown makes me happy.

I mean, it's not like building things on an "ancient Indian burial ground" is the basis for an entire horror story trope or anything...

Perfect headline, 10/10, no notes.

Monte is absolutely correct here.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm-HMM!

Ironically, he looks like the false stereotype that his own political party used to like to claim were to blame for school shootings back when that picture was taken.

Have you SQZ'd A55 today?

Every time I get pissed off by Trump's actions, I wish him an eternal damnation of being consumed not by hellfire, but by a giant bowl of mashed potatoes.

No.

America's apologies to those who refuse to eat lettuce. We weren't familiar with your game.

I'm going to donate £10 to Amnesty so that they have the funds to fight back. This should not be allowed to be a plutocrat's playground. If ten thousand people did the same they would have £100,000 to fight back. I may set up a monthly contribution. donate.amnesty.org.uk?dontype=regu...

Get a load of THIS lunatic at the Hillsdale County Board of Commissioners meeting on Tuesday!

Well yeah, because they dumped a shit-ton of hydrogen peroxide in it to kill off the algae. What the hell did they THINK that was going to do to the dye in the liner? 🤣

Yet another reason why "generative A.I." should be destroyed.

"...no proof that the photo is inauthentic." Sure, except what everyone's eyes see and brains comprehend. He looks three years younger than he does today in that "photo." Nobody who was in the hospital for nearly a month looks that good (and I know, because I've been).

To be clear, Mitch McConnell has actually been dead for several years, but nobody told him.

HEADLINE: Trump demands Iran do X, Y, and Z IRAN (Montalban voice): You are in a position to demand nothing. I, on the other hand, am in a position to *grant* nothing.

Everyone now pretending you never supported Platner: remember who it was who told you this is who he was. And next time (and we all know there will be a next time) maybe fucking listen.

CHEVY: Senator Mitch McConnell was pronounced dead following a long and secretive hospitalization. CNN commentator Scott Jennings said he spoke with McConnell moments after his passing in a 20-minute conversation about a variety of current events, and the late senator remains as sharp as ever.

I don't know what the fuck he's talking about because HE doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.

My maternal grandmother is currently in the last days of her life. My mother calls her once a week to talk TO her, not WITH her, because due to Parkinson's, my grandmother can no longer speak. Reliable sources have said McConnell is braindead. I see no evidence to the contrary here.

CORRECTION: An AI-generated fictional character will be portraying a different fictional character in its first feature film. LLMs are not actors.

This isn't just some anonymous allegation. She's willingly putting herself out there by name. I've told you before: Platner is NOT the guy you want.

I look forward to the total and complete meltdown that Alex Jones is undoubtedly going to have over the fact that Tim Heidecker just started a conspiracy theory that Jones died in a car explosion two months ago and the "Alex Jones" we see now is an imposter, possibly one of many 🤣

The important thing to keep in mind for the general is that Mike Rogers is DEEPLY unpopular here in Michigan. Even within his own party.

I wrote about the Supreme Court's latest disgusting anti-trans ruling. I wrote about it because I refuse to act like taking away constitutional rights and allowing legal discrimination is okay just because it's happening to people who don't poll well in a diner in Ohio. In @thenation.com

If it *is* true that this heat wave is being caused by the gates of Hell opening up to welcome Mitch McConnell, then that's a temporary discomfort that I'm willing to endure.

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!

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It is genuinely not at all shocking whatsoever that the vast majority of the Facebook profiles cheering for the illegitimate Supreme Court's invalid anti-trans school sports ruling have "Digital Creator" as their job title.

So I'm writing my elected officials about my dealings with MDHHS, and... whoops! Freudian slip! 🤣

The illegitimate Supreme Court ruling against trans athletes will, in the very near future, be viewed exactly as the Dredd Scott ruling: wrong, shameful, and leaving the majority so-called "justices" burning in Hell for all eternity.

It's not even a metaphor anymore.

PROTIP: Live your life in a way so that people AREN'T cheering when your name comes off of a building.

Remember: every time Trump says "a lot of people don't know," what he's saying is that HE didn't know, and it had to be explained to him.

"Illiberal leftism," huh? You mean actually implementing the required government oversight of the capitalist economy that keeps fascists out? You fucking idiots.

If you accused the Biden administration of "elder abuse" for keeping Joe alive and in power beyond his natural capacity, then you MUST accuse the Trump administration of doing the same thing now. If you don't, you're full of shit.

So many people insisted that Graham Platner was just a growing boy who couldn’t be held responsible for a Nazi tattoo and some bad behavior in relationships and the Democrats are so desperate to appeal to white men who they will never sway that they will tolerate this raggedy ass man.

Marco Rubio directly lied to Congress just the other day, claiming that he's never seen Trump fall asleep in a meeting.

I'm a Christian, and I will be the FIRST person in the room to tell you that we are not a theocracy. I don't want religion in politics, and I don't want politics in religion. My beliefs inform my decisions about both, but they do not cross over into each other. That's the way it MUST be.

It's a tough competition for "most punchable face in the Trump administration," but Scott Bessent is right up there in the top three.

Yeah, we already knew that.

Oh hey, @wsj.com @washingtonpost.com @nytimes.com

The anti-solar NIMBY's are idiots, and they will lose. This whole effort is ex-post facto, the project is already underway. The morons have nothing to go on here.

But it doesn't make one a liberal or a centrist to recognize that he's being accorded a tremendous level of benefit of the doubt on account of his unearned privilege, and it's increasingly bothering me how much marginalized people who voice justified reservations are being dismissed.

I'm sorry, but there are so many red flags with Platner. There just are. Obviously Collins is worse. I get that. And as an abolitionist, I'm never opposed to redemption.

Yikes, dude. That's... a lot of things. None of them good.

100% pure Grade-A copium.

Democrats love to protect you from violent fascists by helping the violent fascists attack you. That makes sense, right??