Styrman säger kolla denna ankarsvängen och blir skuldsatt för livet

När jag precis lagt mig i kojen och kapten kommer och på riktigt snackar om kommission på mitt plunder så jag blåser hans skit rätt av med min muskedunder

Skvadronkamrat sparar sin chokladkaka som att vi inte ska gå över toppen imorgon

@dingerdonger.bsky.social landkrabbor muckar med mig som om att jag inte får havssaltiga krokjobb från deras mor varje gång jag är till hamns

filmreklamer brukade verkligen slå en med den där (ALLA TALAR SVENSKA) förr

HES REAL

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say charlie kirk died from a grand piano falling on his head and his mouth turned into piano keys and then a flower pot fell on his dick and it honked like a bike horn. don’t say stuff like that

"oh i know that sample"

i would go to the office more often if i could take the hellpod there

friend just texted me this???

awk tuah grep on that string

the "horse" is now anonymous

without downloading any pics, where are you mentally?

backend devs be like 226 IM Used 😩

average enterprise server support case be like: $me: Hi, IPMI broken. $SP: send IPMi log. $me: can’t do it without downtime. $me: i’ll have to boot into the IPMI config mode to download… $SP: if you use IPMI to export the log then there is no downtime 😀 $me: … $me: Are you DUMB or STUPID? 😀

TIL i have an antilibrary

how it feels to insert a new coil and refill the vape

Livets hårda skola har tydligen många kurser i rasbiologi

I'm putting a tariff on the word "tariff"! Hooked up an arcade dispenser to give me a ticket every time that god-forsaken word shows up on my computer screen. 20 tickets == 1 beer

time to hook myself up to the grid 😎

breakfast

Medieval apothecary be like let me grab my rootkit

threw the baby out with the bongwater

Woman Accidentally Based Entire Career Around Regular Expressions

A school assignment I got today that I think turned out nice c: to paint an OC in a certain game artstyle, I chose #DarkestDungeon Meet Shanna Twofoots! B3

your network is all spine no leaf

looking at my savings account and i feel like crying

where is omniman

SILKSONG I CAN FINALLY TAKE THIS SHIT OFF

life goals get a bbl so i can sit anywhere

breakfast

slayying in cvnt: showdown

proud pioneer of ”yaoi pirate porn parade” in infinite craft

Crushed rock is just caveman guacamole.

a discord is not a forum. I don't want to join your product's community; I want to read the solution to my technical problem from two posters who worked it out 4 years ago

executive function? oh no, mine is more... middle management

evil fromsoftware be like: ”light souls: prepare to live edition”

shell scripters be freaky, why you out here touching files

just cracked open a pack of choc-chip cookies that say: with 40% chocolate chips ironically the lack of an asterisk next to the 40% had me suspicious af so i turn the pack and look at the ingredients : 16% chocolate chips

dark souls taught me that more products should be suffixed with: prepare to die edition

an angel sits atop a utility box, in a cloud of her own smoke. under the cold glow emitted by the street lights around, she thinks about what could have been... and breathes a sigh of relief

#Connections Puzzle #653 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 balls, so close to a reverse rainbow 😭

looks like someone ( that being @sadouren.bsky.social ) is back on bsky :p

Decorating your space is all fun and games until you have contractors over and have to decide if you want to take down your homoerotic wrestling posters or hide the plastic skeleton

@arstechnica.com onion type headline

i plunked some guitar on this 😎

hey bsky friends <3 this one just released a new track for the first time in ages! youtu.be/szmcq6rUU7U soundcloud.com/gvrlstink/gv... gvrlstink.bandcamp.com/track/gvrlrot take a listen!