🗣️ SUPER PLATINUM

what even is the point of having a birthday anymore if all the Denny's are gone

love to edit screen recordings of an years-old Android keyboard input bug on my Google Smartphone Powered by Android and watch Google Photos repeatedly fail to save the video

"This is great! Did ChatGPT write this?" is the new "Your camera takes great pictures!"

my favorite part of every #AppleEvent is watching total strangers argue over what they think Steve Jobs would think about [new thing] for weeks on end

Hypertension notifications are a huuuuuge addition to Apple Watch. Glad that more passive tech is coming along to raise awareness. #AppleEvent

made a marten!

Until now, if you lost or broke your phone, your Signal message history was *gone,* a real challenge for everyone whose most important conversations happen in Signal. So, with careful design and development, we’re rolling out opt-in secure backups. signal.org/blog/introducing-secure-backups

We out here #TronAres

Looks like Verizon's been having a wireless outage (that seemingly only affects phones released in the last year or two) for hours now, but doesn't seem to have made a direct statement about it yet. downdetector.com/status/veriz...

Undertale

there’s no fucking way I just got set up for this to happen a second time you’re actually joking

Can confirm 💚

America is alot like the 3-2-1 Penguins episode Trouble on Planet Wait Your Turn if you really think about it

lol #madebygoogle

I am so sorry. Sometimes I hate myself.

Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.

To whoever BraveClock #881233 is, thank you for your excellent contribution to Ann Arbor #Wplace wplace.live/?lat=42.2560...

I see my annual “maybe I should try rainmeter again” phase has returned right on schedule

To whoever’s been trying to brute force their way into my Indeed account for the last several hours, I promise its not worth it. I never got any offers either.

It took you 6 months to fix video encoding with OBS on your ostensibly "professional" $2000+ video card, and the lack of any load balancing on the power cable is a genuine fire hazard. I think of all the tech CEOs Jensen frustrates me the most.

all this Ralsei art in my feeds is gonna carry me through the rest of the year 💚💚💚

It’s amazing how hard Samsung clings to returning customers compared to the “fuck you” pittance Google offers when trading in the previous flagship Pixel, rivaled only by their “go fuck yourself” email after deciding the phone that never left your desk is worth ½ the estimate. …Not that I’d know. 🙃

We should all just play Halo 3 custom games again

Me, yesterday: "Why do people think RCS is so buggy?" *changes carriers* "oh"

People that say they hate Reddit aren't to be trusted because they clearly don't appreciate the magic that happens when the water flows over the milk jug at just the right angle to create a bubble www.reddit.com/r/WtWFotMJaJ...

🌈 Happy Wednesday, Scooby Gang 🌈 ⛧💖💜💙⛧

they'll really do anything but port Halo 5 to PC or remaster 3 huh

so would the equivalent of a subtweet on truth social be considered a subtruth or a partial truth

Shoutout to my Google Calendar widget that still thinks it’s May 29th despite me opening it several times a day

Naptown shut out the city that never sleeps

Instagram's 16 year dev cycle for its iPad app is finally paying off /s

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

nothing makes people who use decentralized applications more mad than when someone makes a decentralized application

Crazy how, out of every storefront going out of its way to talk about how its working to handle botting and service scaling during mass order rushes, Walmart has consistently had the smoothest ordering experience despite moving in almost total silence.

so they're mycoblogging

They're baaaaack!

drew this while high and i think it gave me superpowers ☀️ #mlp #mylittlepony #brony #sunburst #sunburstmlp #artist #illustrator

Me: *casually scheduling an email for Monday* My brain: “but what if you die over the weekend???????”

I do not mean to dig up complicated feelings but anyone who does not enjoy pulp in their orange juice is enemy number 1

ICYMI: Here's my full 25 min video on everything you can do with a modded kindle: youtu.be/Qtk7ERwlIAk?... One of my most important videos I think I've ever made, you're going to love it I promise. This goes WAY deeper than just "jailbreaking" for the sake of jailbreaking

4am Bluesky was once about multigender thirst pics and now it's about the imminent global economic collapse and while I know that right now it really does have to be about the latter rather than the former let me tell you I liked it better when it was all about that first thing

4-6-25 #vcvrack #synthsky

guys I don’t think skrillex likes his label

Anyone at #MCFC? Tempted to go but I’ve never been to a fur con before.

People that willingly seek out cotton candy grapes are not to be trusted Anyone who looks at grapes and goes “man, I wish those tasted like wet cotton candy instead” is questionable at best

I’m introducing a brand new era at Red Rocks on October 3rd. Join us for the premiere of a new live show, new music, new Madeon. Artist presale starts on Wednesday 3.26 at 10am MT. Sign up for the presale code now (link in bio)