Well it's not the Canes, but the Sabres finally came in clutch for Bills Day

I will probably never be a letterboxd person but one thing I get to proudly say is that I saw Speed Racer during it's theatrical run and I loved every second of it

An exchange from last night-- Oomf: [as Jost is driving away] Oh no Josty your check engine light is on Me: Aren't we all driving through life with our check engine lights on

Sabres: oh no we are losing Me: PA Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pahhh

I was not ready for the day I got what I wanted

What the fuck did I just watch with my own two eyeballs

This rain is gonna fuckin thwart my graphing efforts isn't it

Whalers Night 🐋 Be there 🫵 #sabres #canes

Just gotta do the text and it's done

The good thing about Bluesky is that there aren't nearly as many tired Sabres takes here

Had a lil oopsie with the blue paint marker but nevertheless we ball

Making moves here

A jersey I've been wanting for ages and for only $60 hell yea brother hit me

AND UKKO-PEKKA *STAYS* RUNNING NEW YORK

YALL LET HENRI SCORE?????

We really ought to get to the bottom of why the PK is so god awful now

Hey hey why

Death taxes Buffalo ruining Igor Shesterkin's perfectly good day

I was too young to know what a sabre was when I saw the namesake logo for the first time. I thought it was scissors trimming a buffalo...

It's hard to dedicate myself to posting here when it feels like a ghost town compared to The Other Place

@mgillman.bsky.social do you still sell the zine version of Pockets because I SWEAR I owned a copy once and it must have gotten lost in one of the numerous moves because I can't find it in my zine boxes

happy super bowl to all

Every time someone interpolates Tom's Diner an angel gets its wings

Sabre I hardly know her send post

bryce's outfit is questionable but his beauty isnt'!!

If you guessed "they were right in front of you Duke" you'd be Correct

I don't know where the tortillas are and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

Are you okay babe? You haven't touched your post maloneos

What do you mean KalPa's secondary goal song is Sweet Caroline. What do you mean instead of "BA-BA-BA" they go "KUO-PI-OOO". That's. thats good damn that's. wow

Levi on all the 24-25 checklists but no Ukko is devastating, they really *did* just base the entire year's product cycle on the assumption that Levi was gonna be Supreme Lord 1A and thus we lose a whole year's crop of Ukko cards. Cool Shit Bro

Girl is that fuckin Minnehaha Falls

So I've just learned about the wiener mug

Eric Comrie, beacon of joy: (THREAD) "When I was in Buffalo, our video coach there, we're talking about Matty like he's the greatest thing ever. He's the Connor McDavid of video coaches."

Hi I just got a memo it says "SABRES ON A WARPATH" can someone verify please

"Sabres are too soft" okay bet we'll drop the gloves at puck drop then "No not like that >:("

Who hurt Ukko-Pekka. I just wanna talk

I'm sure the plan's been to roll with Saros the whole time but man if Ukko can't even dress for 4 Nations I might lose it. This might be the only time he gets to be in a mid-season tournament, man

Finnish twitter who's been to Helsinki Ice Hall and can you tell me about it

Devon Levi putting a little too much English on it and giving up a goal, fork found in kitchen

Nice we won

OH SO WE'RE GONNA BLOW A LEAD AND ALSO LOSE OUR BEST PLAYERS I CANT HANDLE THIS

Sabres don't. Do not do it. Don't. Dont

YOU JACK OFFS WE JUST GOT BACK

LUUUUUUUUK ON THESE HOES

More like a cash POOP power play tonight amiright?

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Can everyone please move to Bluesky already because Twitter is giving me fits right now

Sabres win but more importantly Ukko ends the night above .900

Hey can you dumbfucks do something about Ukko getting constantly screened thanks

I knew the Pettersson rumors were too good to be true lmao