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i made a spreadsheet to project when ovi might pass gretzky based on his current season scoring pace, his career scoring pace, or his scoring pace from the last three seasons. in case anyone else is, you know, trying to plan their entire life around his milestone.
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
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THE GR8 CHASE
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1xz3KYR4D-VTVGf6Qi6F5XcdHSx7QJ-xsA48eKPL8nJg/edit?usp=sharing
over 1 year ago
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not many people know this but, canonically, woodstock fucks
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treb
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if ICE isn't allowed to throw a stuffed penguin off the upper deck then neither is Gritty
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Weedle
9 days ago
Exactly one year ago today:
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i know we're paying karmically for a couple years ago when we made it into the playoffs with one of the worst point diffs in history, but the flyers getting to the playoffs with 10 fewer regulation wins than the caps is a travesty and the nhl should be embarrassed
10 days ago
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this franchise has existed for 25 years and won one playoff series, i donāt thing we should be questioning their commitment to losing
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11 days ago
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kevin hayes, what exactly are you trying to prove?
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11 days ago
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plane in 5
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11 days ago
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nice gesture by the blue jackets to retire three stars entirely in oviās honor
11 days ago
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the rest of this powerplay will be an interesting study in the caps force-feeding ovi vs. which of the jackets are willing to give their lives to block an ovi shot in the meaningless last game before summer vacation
11 days ago
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i mean this in the worst way possible: the blue jackets have the most heterosexual jerseys in all of sports
11 days ago
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the only two good things about ohio are 1) crobar in cleveland and 2) the blue jackets jumbotron shows both shots on goal and shot attempts
11 days ago
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ohio isnāt a real place
11 days ago
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canāt believe iām here to see this in person (an ovechkin d zone start)
11 days ago
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holy shit, that cannon is no joke
11 days ago
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well iām here. drove three hours to see what might be trevor van riemsdykās last game as a capital. š¢
11 days ago
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ovi said āget out of here losersā
13 days ago
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hahaha after that goal they cut to sergei asking nastya if he could throw his hat and she told him no
13 days ago
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liljegren with the between the legs toe drag ovi tribute
13 days ago
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new excellent finnish hockey name just dropped
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14 days ago
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cole hutson you absolute sicko
20 days ago
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good morning. the washington capitals could be in a wildcard spot by the end of the night if everything breaks right.
20 days ago
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my neighbor just started blasting āwhat a wonderful worldā out of nowhere, which sent me scrambling to my phone to see whether it had happened. (it does not yet appear to have happened.)
21 days ago
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leonard from hutson and sourdif. i have seen the future.
21 days ago
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is that the two fastest assists of oviās career? it might be.
21 days ago
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justin sourdif going toe to toe with travis konecny in that little pissing match at the end, continuing to prove thereās nothing he canāt do
25 days ago
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Mueller, She Wrote
26 days ago
Trans Day of Visibility is tomorrow.
#TDOV
#ProtectTheDolls
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adin hill has had a save percentage of .867 over the last month
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27 days ago
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i am declaring fcukers album of the summer
29 days ago
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looking forward to this collab. heās working with the best.
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about 1 month ago
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Jeremy Kanter
about 1 month ago
This is the greatest bracket UI Iāve ever seen. Whoever at Apple had a hand in this, bravo.
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i hope caps fans are ready for the most cursed tape job in hockey
about 1 month ago
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espn on abc, thank you for this graphic
about 1 month ago
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every tage thompson powerplay shot looks like itās made with the intent to end the goalieās life
about 1 month ago
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Mags Display Name
about 1 month ago
Can this be a solution?
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hockey bear dot space
about 2 months ago
Imagine scoring 83 points in an NBA game and not even being the best basketball player in your relationship
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LegalEagle
about 2 months ago
Itās cool that this generation gets to find out the answer to āwhat would you have done when we started interning the Japanese?ā and āwhat would you have done when we invaded Vietnam?ā and āwhat would you have done in Watergate?ā all at the same time.
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a hill i will die on is that every āunderwhelming playoff performanceā of his, he was playing through some unreported injury. no other way to reconcile him at his best and at his worst. franchise legend and iāll fight anyone who says otherwise.
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about 2 months ago
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iām unwell
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about 2 months ago
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PISSā¢
about 2 months ago
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i refuse to acknowledge the trade. nic dowd was supposed to be a cap for life and if you chug a beer in the locker room after your extension that's legally binding.
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about 2 months ago
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PLFD
about 2 months ago
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weāve come a long way from the days when it would take yahoo a week to get a guyās injury designation right. they marked him as day-to-day for this immediately. š
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about 2 months ago
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Ditty Doop
about 2 months ago
We donāt need gender markers on birth certificates. We donāt need gender markers on driversā licenses. We donāt need gender markers on passports. We need politicians who will make the bold moves to remove these relics.
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Pittsburgh Scanner
about 2 months ago
South Side. 1820 East Carson - Burger King. Yes, that one. Caller says a woman wearing cat ears is threatening to beat up and scratch employees. She has supposedly been kicked out once before.
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin
about 2 months ago
MAKE AN EMERGENCY DONATION to Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate there and they are overwhelmed with requests. CO borders KS, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out. GO DONATE.
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Trans Continental Pipeline
Queer Relocation Nonprofit in Denver, Colorado
https://tcpipeline.org/
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Marisa Kabas
about 2 months ago
Fuck this and everyone who helped get things to this point. Trans rights are human rightsāfull stop.
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love to see your 6th and 7th defensemen combine for a goal
about 2 months ago
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Linda Holmes
about 2 months ago
Milkshake puck
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