Extraordinary work by the team of The Daily at the New York Times of getting the new hosts integrated into the house style such that they come across as extraordinarily sharp, seasoned journalists who have just woken up from a coma and missed every major news story.

I am so glad to see the return of Mr. T Ate My Balls

it’s a wicked world in all meridians; I’ll die a pagan.

@emmanueldzotsi.bsky.social listening to this week’s episode, and just the description of that Derek Redmond video made me cry at work. I’ve only seen it a couple times, but its emotional impact is so great it just hits no matter what.

If Mamdani wins, I still don’t think it will change the minds of democratic leadership or alter party trajectory. I’d love to be wrong.

@romanmars.bsky.social @elizabethjoh.bsky.social just picked this up a Five Below in prep for the book club

I hope Merrick Garland rots in hell forever.

Pacers-Thunder game 1 was everything I ever wanted in this series, and there are at least three more games of this.

People outside of Memphis: did your city’s restaurant and bar industry return to pre-COVID hours, or are you also stuck trying to find somewhere with a kitchen open past 9pm? MAKE KITCHEN HOURS GREAT AGAIN

People are starting to push back on ICE en masse, and I’m terrified and certain that one of these incidents will result in ICE opening fire and massacring a protest. Really bad things are coming.

@agoldman.bsky.social I really hope Lisa is out there listening!

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I tell you what. Let’s just burn all the plantations to the ground.

Is this a thing yet? Or am I an original?

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It’s past time for Democrats to talk about actively and unapologetically cutting the defense budget

kinda cool that smuggling is gonna come back ngl

Woke up to the news about Clayborn Temple. Did this project years ago when it was sitting empty and derelict. The history and connection to the city runs deep. The I Am A Man signs were printed in the basement. King led the sanitation workers march from there. This is just a really sad day.

If you make a Ja Morant gun joke next season I’ll just assume you’re a racist piece of shit

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I’ll bother to watch another game when the Grizzlies decide to play a full 48.

Just finished servicing this regulator. Customer’s mom found it on the side of the road in the 60s and had a custom case built for it. Just needed some love to get running again. New cable, couple bushings, oil, and adjustment and it’s running great now. #clocks #clockrepair

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WHOOP THAT TRICK

America figured out monetizing Bunz. Capitalism really does ruin everything.

Where are the enraged libertarians ready to overthrow tyranny? This is your moment, guys!

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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

The only crime worth deporting someone to an El Salvadoran gulag for is cutting the school car line. There’s an entire level of hell devoted to those people.

Make Guillotines Great Again

Maybe this is a controversial opinion, but when one person is responsible for cutting funding to research for fighting life threatening diseases, eliminating that person by any means necessary is just self defense.

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Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid

Puritanism ruined America before it even started.

Nah fuck it. I know this isn’t Twitter, but I’m on team Fire Jenkins. He ain’t the one. Wrap it up and try again next year with a new coach.

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If you asked the rich if they’d rather be taxed or guillotined, I’m pretty sure they’d all say they’d rather be taxed.

The older I get the more I realize my Baptist pastor father and music minister mother didn’t give me most of the world view and moral values I hold today. It was my friends and my world travels that molded me the most. Adoption has had a more profound effect on me than I previously acknowledged.

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With the Ides of March coming, I’m looking for a Brutus

He named the dossier in an EO. The Steele Dossier is absolutely real and accurate and Trump is a Russian asset. You will never convince me otherwise.

@agoldman.bsky.social Any idea if KD Lang has heard your latest Hyperfixed?

I’m no financial expert, but seems like AC/DC is underestimating the value of dirty deeds and should consider increasing their prices given high demand

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For Lent this year, the US is giving up democracy.

Give us the Luigi porn tapes! We want the Luigi porn tapes!

You can immediately tell how stupid or smart someone is based on their posts about Starship Troopers

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