Fat pussies are gorgeous

I’m passionate about potatoes.

People from Virginia make the least relatable dmv content lmaooo

Forgot to post yesterday but today is a push day

Are you having a stroke?

In 2010 I moved to Brazil.

Eu tenho saudades de você

Lion King 1 1/2

Harriet the Spy

The Never Ending Story

Day 3

Today is a pull day

I know #TheWretchedMarriedPastor bet not eva bring his fluorescent beige ass back on this here app. The ONLY reason I ain't put him on the Jumbotron because of the children & his wife, because she reminded me of myself. But if he comes back on here...it's up & stuck for you, nigga!

!!!

Don’t come this way because I will tag you on the skyline bookie butt.

It really could be so simple.

Questions for the married niggas out there: 1) is your marriage based on traditional ideas of monogamy? 2) do you have shame? If you answered yes to either of these questions, maybe you shouldn’t get too comfortable in that lady’s inbox…

Say gang, why yall keep getting caught up like this????

Me and #oomf 🌚

Nah fr one of yall tell her to stop looking at me before I—

My lil work boo really likes me back yall! I hope she don’t tell her husband tho🥴

How he a sneaky link if he know ya mama? 🤭

Over the last three seasons, the Texans have traded or cut every good lineman they had because they were old and expensive. You would think the organization that broke David Carr 20 years ago wouldn’t cut corners when it comes to protecting a young QB but hey, what do I know???

Most children get this side of me for the first three years of their life. This is what uncle cousins are for!

Last time I checked, 10k streams = 1 record sold

They met doing improv in college

31 in February

I miss them…

Gotta find a dispo or a plug on my side of town

Consult my videos tab if you have questions.

Oh so you’re just gonna be hot this year???

Bc you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take

I drank so much this weekend

I’m wearing frankincense from Egypt and expensive cologne. I smell very good rn lol

No more tedious transaction than having to buy yet another pair of headphones😑😑😑

I’m driving but go head and spread that holiday cheer for a real nigga

Wouldn’t be surprised fr

This is a Melrose Foxx Stan account

Save a reindeer, ride a Santa today 🎅🏿😘

It’s not too early for whiskey in your coffee

This and some grits…

Merry Christmas to all of my sky wives 🎁

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