I’m in fact not good for your soul. I’m rational to a fault. I don’t like doing things last minute or at a moments notice. I’m super chill and go with the flow but only when there’s a clear plan and I’m 100% not here for your selective incompetence… I’m a great kisser tho😘

So you can pay top of market money to players at premium positions and still have the ability to pay other players market value… who would’ve thunk it?

You’re also saying you have a shitty sense of humor bc what’s so funny about attacking people all the time??

The lift: 455lbs

The snack vs the meal

Fucking working smh!

Looking like a KFC bucket—all dark meat

Hey yall don’t go outside at all. I was getting something off my balcony maybe 3 min and I am still having irritation. Ima whoop Canada ass

In this heat?????

never understood why ppl get mad at pic threads.

PSA:

Good

Real bad

(Put y’all dicks up.)

Also monitor fluid intake and hydration levels

I don’t hate that she made this song fr but she def could’ve chosen a better lead single for her album—who this song is for is really beyond me. It’s a target dupe of a hyper-regional genre of music that nobody likes outside of that region and we didn’t need it bc we have the original…

Legged up like a centipede

Def an acquired taste

I love the whores & the sluts ❤️

Yes

Shoutout to being regular without the assistance of phallic objects

Lemme find out they recalling cooter cat—I can’t take it no more!!!!

Me, a model…

In the field 🏈

The champ is here

Have you ever been…

Okay face! Pop out then ❤️‍🔥

"I used AI to-" Then you aren't an artist. "I used AI to-" Then you aren't a writer. "I used AI to-" Then you aren't a coder. "I used AI to-" Then you aren't a game dev. "I used AI to-" Then you aren't a poet. "I used AI to-" Then you aren't a filmmaker. "I used AI to-" Then you aren't a teacher.

I want women to free themselves from the shackles of telepathy

YOU but no face (Quote this)

At some point I’ll say it for the sake of transparency but I don’t know that it always needs to be said fr. Some people just have that spark

“Call them by their scientific name” is what I say every time I see someone type “yt” or “wypipo” instead of “white”

Every time yall get to talking about height on here, I shut up bc I’m just tall enough that women can’t call me short 🤷🏽‍♂️

yeah this what i’m talking bout

Oops 😅

You rang?

Educators and camp counselors are really doing the work we cannot (and our parents could not) during the weekdays with the kids. I'm really really appreciative of them.

All these MFs just rebooting classics instead of creating their own original movies and shows. GET IN THE BOOTH BITCH.

That one joint just be looking so chocolatey…

Don’t make promises you wont keep 😭

I want to fight

If you were unaware, this by itself is an entree…

Name a random #NFL defensive back. Ronnie Lott

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