Heck yeah! He said don't miss it so don't miss it.

No mendacity in that post, Big Daddy

loved that the @knockdotla.bsky.social voter guide entry for the gubernatorial race was like, "the choice is clear: we will be voting for Steyer and killing ourselves immediately after"

This. All of this. #Pinks #ProudBlue

every time @garbage.com releases an album, my life is saved anew -- thx shirley, steve, duke, butch youtu.be/yO9-zqiCwbU?...

What’s amazing is that a few months ago, I was working on a project where most folks involved said we’d never see this happen and now it’s actually happening, and that is pretty freaking rad.

Also, his table is in my section.

Meanwhile, millions of Americans are struggling to survive 👇😡

Also, his table is in my section.

Capitalism. Next question.

So infuriating. "86" is Restaurant for "out of stock" e.g., "kitchen is out of lobster tail: 86 lobster" could some smoothbrain chucklehead mobster culturally appropriated 86? maybe But cool murderous mobsters never say "86 him" Like, pull his card, bro. Or as D.F.W. wrote, "demap" the S.O.B.

🦋🦋✌️🦋🦋

A reminder that METRIC are awesome and underrated. youtu.be/LqldwoDXHKg?...

Let's level up: Child Predator D.J. Trump has done more damage than any agent, domestic or foreign, in history, on behalf of his handler V. Putin.

Here's wishing a happy 94th birthday to the incredible Elaine May, as brilliant a comedic mind who has ever lived.

Tonight I will be hosting four hours of the World's Largest Trivia Contest from Stevens Point WI, beginning at 8pm CST. I'd love for you to listen in! Here's the link: 90fm.org

This weekend WWSP-90FM presents the 56th Annual World's Largest Trivia Contest, and I'm deeply honored & excited to be on-air Saturday 8pm-Midnight presenting questions (and a dizzying selection of music of the last 7 decades). I'm returning after 26 years! I'll post a streaming link later; join me!

Capitalism leads to a child predator POTUS. Prove me wrong.

The Pope likes crime is rich coming from the Child Predator

I am also a rabbit guitar enthusiast

Payoff: Traders bet $580 million on oil markets 15 minutes before U.S. president announced his “productive” talks w/ Iranian officials to end the U.S.–Israeli war on Iran Price-Tag: researchers recorded 1,443 Iranian civilian deaths, at least 217 of them children @harpers.bsky.social Weekly Review

Lying from the White House Podium is now a family tradition.

Ok, now do the bass clef.

How about he keeps 10 and fucks off

I wonder if he’s scared of dying every moment of the day because of his health conditions. I am deeply flawed for the rapturous joy that speculation brings me.

Because it’s a roomful of 25th Amendments?

bro this is nazi usa

Like, one job. Meanwhile, all the funniest American comedians are Canadian.

Love that @garbage.com theme song Xoxox Shirley&Fellas … cya at Musso

This is when you call theater management and say you'll no longer patronize *any* movie at their establishment. And if you can find out who books films for that cinema, contact them as well. That's a boycott they'll feel.

@mnangryman.bsky.social you are kicking all the fucking ass. Fuck ICE. THANK YOU

One piece of chicken, one piece of broccoli, one corn tortilla, and one other thing…Cake?!? Let us eat cake!

E. Kirk: let’s see how much money and power I can grab Good Family: we have enough. Help others now.

How about if California stops exporting food until the Nazi Pedophile President is gone.

Great, banks w/ killer drones & murderbots.

Why is the government shutting down in order to cover up a pedophilia ring? love those kind of questions where the answer is in the question, what’s that, rhetorical? Those liberals with all their thoughts. Shutting down the government so, …wait a minute, they don’t have any power. Huh.

The best part, as always, is that the exact opposite is what is really true.

Huh. An impromptu meeting of top military brass serendipitous to President Pedophile's Pervert Portfolio potentially presenting.

Yeah. Apple gave Trump a prize. Trump. For shame.

Time to start a new country with MexiCalifornia and Canada, Oregon, and Washington of course inviting New York is OK too Good luck, red states

Nobody ever cultivated a police state in order to benefit the working class, or artists, or teachers, or intellectuals, OR WOMEN, or the environment….

"the left is simply too mean these days!!" meanwhile 100 years ago a pottsville woman is howling for blood in rhyme

Marc Maron @marcmaron.bsky.social

Douglas Fairbanks & Mary Pickford brought fettuccine Alfredo to the restaurant where I’m employed.

The reason he won't die is because neither the god nor the devil want that m*therf*cker around.