Well done boys. Good process

Dreamed that I was reading a mid-20th-century classic called 'Wake City'. A bit Burroughs' Naked Lunch, subconscious title probably an echo of the book Pig City, or the Sydney band Mope City

Must just be a coincidence that IGA Coles and Woolies have all put the price of weetbix up by a dollar in the same week. Don't worry it's not rigged, get back to your Christmas shopping

Gianfranco Zola and Ben Stiller's faces are quite similar

Woken too soon by the worst, longest mixed percussion solo (renos on the floor below)

Coalition split a bit like hearing that two of the most vexing people you know have broken up, and knowing that they'll be back together within six months

I keep finding myself in the possession of legal tender that has been ripped and sticky-taped back together

Couple of pretty how ya goin claims in Tingle's analysis here. If someone you'd just met said either of these things to you, you'd ask them to elaborate. She doesn't

If that favourable "internal polling" wasn't a bluff then they're even more fucked than it appears

Surprisingly gracious exit from Dutton, after such an ungracious career.

Three words that hold the key to my heart

A team that plays The Liverpool Wapril And wins the championship In April

Put Bananas In Your Garden and Just Watch

Fucken hell. Six more points

2025 Penrith = 1999 Brisbane?

Dreamt that FSG relocated this weekend's game to Boston (Liverpool 0 - 1 West Ham)

Unfollowed a local record store's page for McCartney slander

Need a Tripview for southerlies. Tonight's one arrived at 12:33 am

If I had to be without hot water for a week, or wifi, I know which one I'd choose... but luckily I don't have to choose, cos they've both happened in the past 12 months!

People just don't read their emails anymore before asking questions already answered within said email

Me when there's a rain delay in the city I live: Well, that's unfortunate. Nothing you can do about it though. Hope the farmers are getting the rain, poor buggers Me when there's a rain delay anywhere else: This is a moral failing of this city of heathens, God punishes us all for their wickedness

If you're on the run and *dine in* at a Maccas, deep down you want to get caught

🎵Cos they're changing the stops without warning / So they can say that the trains run on time

The 2010/11 vibes are growing stronger (newish social media text platform gaining traction, being completely humiliated in the cricket)