You have dazzled your last killman.

Does the right to refuse service still exist? Would anyone refuse service to someone carrying a gun?

Area man confesses to going to see a politician speak 116 times.

Mueller Park, Minneapolis: 5 months ago (Operation Metro Surge) and today (Wedge Cat Tour)

USPS 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 PUBLIC 👏 SERVICE 👏 AND 👏 NOT 👏 A 👏 BUSINESS

Switch it and reverse it.

When he says “no one” he means “I”.

Technically, they’re Remains now.

The Democratic Party freaking out that Democratic Party candidates are winning is the most Democratic Party thing ever.

Petition to put @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social in NBA Jam.

I see he relates to his wife like he relates to bakers.

I've lived in Minnesota my whole life, and Denial in stretches.

"Opinion. In a 5–4 decision, the Court ruled that the President is entitled to absolute immunity from legal liability for civil damages based on his official acts." From: legalknowledgebase.com/can-you-sue-... This P.O.S. seems able to sue people at will, though. Thanks, SCOTUS!

Water remains wet.

Fox is the abusive partner who insists that you will never meet anyone better than them.

Let’s check in on how Jared and Ivanka’s luxury Albanian resort is doing…

I was today years old when I learned that Lenny Kravitz owns the chandelier that once hung in the movie theater of the Har Mar Mall in Roseville, MN. modernmag.com/singer-song-...

Both totally unnecessary and extremely funny that the Guardian has an interactive graphic for you to change the color of the US flag's blue to the color of the Reflecting Pool from 8 to 19 June and counting

Prince guest starring on the Muppet Show. There's an assless chaps gag around the two minute mark. youtu.be/mc-JbACCgeM?...

The new Mystic Lake Amphitheater opened for business tonight. This isn't really a concert review as much as a venue review. And my main takeaway is that the lawn is (rightfully) going to be very popular. Gift link:

I spent about 90 minutes at Twin Cities Jazz Fest and that was still enough to be life-affirming. It was 90 minutes blissfully tuned out of world affairs, watching strangers of all ages and races claiming their joy and dancing together on a perfect summer day. 10/10, no notes.

It’s still made they just call it Fox News.

I’m a big fan of how City of St. Paul will waste money sending me physical mail about amplified noise event I can’t even hear, but city workers will literally be cutting sidewalk at 7am on a holiday morning.

Tonight I watched clips of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler hosting the Golden Globes over the years and simply crushed on funny women.

PBS out here reminding you that there were critics of the original presentation of the US constitution for not supporting working people: youtu.be/Yr5Hv_DuedY?...

This morning, Human Rights Watch released its 180-page report on the federal government’s terror campaign against Minnesota. It is as comprehensive a record as I have seen about what happened, and is still happening, here. www.hrw.org/report/2026/...

Multi-colored flower field of Farm Tomita in Furano city in Hokkaido Japan 🇯🇵 🌸🌼🌷🌻🌺

We are now sandwiched between two countries that have Universal Healthcare. Talk about eating shit.

Elon Musk is worth $1T more than the second person on the richest persons list, Larry Page. www.bloomberg.com/billionaires/ Fucking stupid.

In this photo there is a Princeton University graduate and a Harvard Law School graduate. Michelle Obama is both.

Would be funnier if they accepted and slept through the whole thing.

Finally getting a listen of the digital masters for an album I recorded 13 months ago. It might come out this year?!

Had to look it up because I assumed this sandwich must cost about $30 by now, and yep... $28.95 before tax. 10/10, totally would pay. Wish I was in New York right now, and nearly all the time.

It looks like you meant to type "anti-fascist groups", a thing that doesn't exist, you fucking bootlickers.

I just seethe every time I look at this list. 19 people have a net worth greater than $100B. www.bloomberg.com/billionaires/

Congratulations to Spike Lee.

Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016

Everyone who is scared of cities and multiculturalism is a loser.

Elon Musk could spend $100 million every day for 27 years and he’d still have more money left over than George Soros has today.

Oh, WaniKani: "Your clan is where you get your name. But not your given name, your family name. That's why people have names that mean "in a rice paddy" and "near the ferry crossing." The location of your clan determined your surname! Hope your ancestors didn't live on "Poo Lake" or something."

the cat is entertained, the fish are entertained, it's all win win

Before today, Elon Musk, who did two Nazi salutes at Donald Trump’s second inauguration, was worth 100 George Soroses. www.bloomberg.com/billionaires/

Trillionaires shouldn’t exist.

LEGEND.

happy raccooniversary to all who celebrate.