If you haven't heard...

Please let it happen today.

Reflecting pool project is going great.

The orange felon inspected his destructive repainting of the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool by having his entire motorcade drive right on top of it. I truly hate him.

I have a lot of unfinished WIPs but this one haunts me the most. A monster waiting to be born.

Talking with an old friend about tattoos because neither of us has any. "Maybe someday I'll get a tattoo of my butt on my butt, an homage to Beavis & Butthead," I said. "But then I think I'd have to get a tattoo of my butt tattoo on my butt tattoo, and then it's just butts all the way down."

The average American has three friends.

Reading about this right after finding out that smart glass users are extorting hush money from women they record without consent.

You can spend your billions on the public good Billionaires have a low opinion of human potential

Literally me discussing possible weekend plans with a friend.

Gatekeeping is funny.

I have been making fun of the Odyssey since I was a teenager and I’m not going to stop just because a director with a very parasocial fanbase has made it his mission to turn the Ancient Greek version of “Dude Where’s My Car” into a Very Serious Movie.

The St. Paul Downtown Alliance logo is supposed to be a skyline but it looks like a comb, an envelope, and a ketchup bottle.

Please enjoy this photo capturing the only moment in time I ever felt cool.

Also whoops my bad sorry I left my shades open at night, downtown.

If you say age is not a dealbreaker, Hinge will straight up show you a 70 year old followed by a 19 year old. Apps are wildin’.

✌🏼At times✌🏼

May they bruise for eternity in a place where they can do no more harm.

I'm still laughing about this. I can't believe social politeness lead me to shake her hand. I'm sure someone got a picture that will haunt me forever.

Even worse: 2 out of 3.

Doing the good work. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzE-...

9 weeks of Japanese kanji as of today. I'm going to have to supplement this with some grammar/sentence structure lessons at some point, but man I can maybe sometimes inconsistently read a lot of words!

I love learning Japanese on WaniKani in part because sometimes the mnemonics are so funny: You pick up a stone. You throw it through a window. Huh. That was surprisingly easy. Do it again. Throw the stone again. It's so easy, just do it.

The repercussive costs on Americans will easily dwarf this.

Gubernatorial candidate catching me by surprise at the first annual meeting of the St. Paul Downtown Alliance: “Hi, I’m Amy.” “I know.” Finishing the thought in my head later, “what you’ve done.”

Me, flipping through dating profiles: “You look nice, congratulations!” *swipes left*

RIP sigmund freud, you’d have loved post-2022 twitter

this is the way

🎶And so much mooooore🎵

Spirit Airlines has officially shut down operations. Well, you know what that means...

there is only one correct way to redesign GitHub and this is it

The last time the Wolves and Minnesota’s NHL team made it to the second round in the same year was never

Happy May Day, everyone! www.theguardian.com/business/202...

Seems like the right day to wear my Gilly pin. Thanks @monteiro.bsky.social.

Two things I still want to know today as the fires continue to spread around us: - Who paid Brett Kavanaugh’s debts? - Who said what to Anthony Kennedy to get him to step down? I suppose also why the f didn’t RBG step down when she should have?

Good morning to everyone who voted for Kamala Harris.

Really glad I already renewed my passport. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Perhaps a popular band even had a popular song about it.

NOT TO AGE MYSELF, but losing the MSP Bluesky feed was like being picked up from school and discovering Rev105 was done. WELCOME BACK!

Cool to celebrate a Norm we like.

We have an unspoken rule that Minnesota wins all the championships this year.

Sam: What’s shaking, Norm? Norm: All four cheeks and a couple of chins.

Bluesky is a Minnesota app.

Reposting for the MSP feed. Extreme Noise is a Twin Cities institution, and they’re moving next month.

You guys! I got my first mahjong tonight! 🀄️

OMG THE MSP FEED IS BACK!!!

Just announced! So much goodness here. Stoked to commemorate the grand opening of Extreme Noise at its new location on 36th and E. Lake St., at my favorite local venue, and with such a killer lineup. Just a few weeks away!

This is why it's important authors read a lot, Murakami has no idea this has been done already