Today has been top. Been to a picket line of the second best branch of UNISON (after mine), got a bit pissed with the strikers and cycled home in this glorious weather.

You must understand: Lily, who works doing data analysis for the University of Bristol and lives in a house share is middle class. Brian, her landlord, who is a self employed plumber declaring around a third of his income is working class.

Wonder how long it’ll be before someone says to me “Oooh you look very summery!” Yes motherfucker, it’s 24 degrees today so I would do.

Someone’s had Subway delivered to the pub the filthy pig.

I cannot believe that people actually listen to golf on the radio. Like, is it not boring enough to actually watch it?

watched Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters

Fun fact (allegedly), the mascot of RENGO, the Japanese equivalent of the TUC, is named Unionion and is a trade union onion.

And now, the Scottish Third Division. Stenhousemuir 1, Greenock Morton 0 Montrose 4, Queen's Park 2 East Fife 5, Forfar 4

This prick is going to be even worse than the prick currently in charge isn't he

Ban umbrellas in built up areas.

Rain got through my jacket and now I look like I'm lactating.

I might as well say this now, Sue Cook has pulled out.

Labour looking at left-wing policies

Nightmare blunt rotation

Very disappointed in The Snooker for the fans not doing a big Ric Flair style "Whooo!" whenever Wu Yize plays.

Join the army. Kill innocent civilians.

You used to be able to perform a fire sacrifice of a police officer from the mainland, but it's all woke nowadays.

Manager running my copy through Copilot. A robot cannot write better than me.

Apparently I'd put on 30lbs between the end of lockdown and the start of this month. Cut down on pints and kebabs this months and and I'm already down 5lbs.

Got to hear from London’s chief piss boiler last night.

Being a union rep can be a hard and dispiriting job sometimes but this past fortnight has been spent helping to get reasonable adjustments in place for a colleague who is now happy and thriving in their job and it makes it all worthwhile.

If this isn’t the chairman coming out and backing the manager 48 hours before the corner flag image getting posted, I don’t know what is

Learned the other day that managers at my work are using Copilot to write thank you emails to their staff.

And that’s that. Back to the basement division and it was quite avoidable in my opinion. Should have binned off Moore months before he was let go. #pvfc

Released this week in 1987. It was. Oh yes it was...

Post you, in another country

Jonathan Keir Harker Starmer 🤝 Not having enough questions about their good friend, the Prince of Darkness

Wrote my first ever letter to the editor this morning. Properly rocketing into middle age now.

The Strokes closed out their Coachella Weekend 2 set by playing “Oblivius” for the time in a decade. They performed it in front of a video montage taking aim at the CIA, US actions in Iran and Gaza, and more. 👉 stereogum.com/2496301/the-...

Cycled to work this morning. I hope the couple who undertook me at a junction and then proceeded to hold me up for half the journey have a shit day at work.

Might give up the beer for wine more, lads. Drank a fair bit of the stuff last night and feel way better than I do after a rake of pints.

He deleted this. It was too challenging for us to see.

Pale Rider, one of the GOAT ales, tasting su-fucking-poib at the Piccadilly Tap.

I find it weird that people are celebrating the centenary of the General Strike. It’s an absolute tragedy that we’ve not had another one in this country for a 100 years.

Fussy eaters are just awkward pricks

"Melania, I'm confused, is this a happy ending or a sad ending?"

#OnThisDay in 1997: WCW: Tupelo Coliseum, Tupelo, Mississippi: Before Harlem Heat’s Four Corners No. 1 contender match at Spring Stampede, Booker T delivered one of wrestling’s most infamous live promo flubs while calling out Hulk Hogan.

Not only did we lose seven nil I also burned my mouth on a cheese pie at halftime and I’m meant to be enjoying a roast today. Life is just a constant struggle isn’t it?

I hope the Chelsea Israeli Supporters Club have a shit time all of the time.

Is there a worst club in English football?

Two cans of Lech in on the minibus down. Just give us the cup now to save Rosenior the embarrassment.

Chelsea away today. Just typing that out felt weird. UTFV!

"Don't make me make your bargaining position even stronger!"

Real Lies post lockdown in 2021

Dangerous fascist ideas expressed so casually. Essentially: 'Once we're in power, the main purpose of the criminal justice system will be to crush our political opponents, irrespective of the evidence.'

Puberty blockers killed no-one and the UK rushed through emergency legislation because of the 'danger'. Yet, somehow, neither the AI nor the misogyny here constitutes an 'emergency'

Gonna be spinning some tunes at The Talleyrand in Levenshulme this Friday. Free entry. Roll thru!

Hearing disturbing reports that Taddy Lager at Sinclair's Oyster Bar has gone up to a fiver a pint. Manchester has fallen, I repeat, Manchester has fallen.

The opportunities of a sunny day when you’re 37 vs when you’re 27