Here are some calzones i made while i was high as a kite last night

Some fantastic news here: 97% of SKG signatures are valid and it looks like the initiative will go to commission www.notebookcheck.net/97-of-early-...

This is a huge day for all of us that put their names out there. Do not stop. Always fight for what you care about.

Got a burger press. I have unlocked the ability to make smash burgers, the far superior burger.

How the fuck did i ever live without a blender? I'm gonna be making smoothies every day now.

Marco's pizza reheated in oven = truth

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS MEME IS ACTUALLY FUCKING REAL NOW ARE YOU KIDDING

Microsoft copilot for Excel has a warning not to use it for “business critical” calculations because the answer may not be accurate. Would someone explain why I might *ever* want to use a spreadsheet where results are unreliable?

I just ate half a loaf of garlic bread

I have an awesome idea Let's smoke weed and make spaghetti

So like 10 months ago i bought the Dreamcast port of Quake 3 Arena and only just today tried it out and holy fuck the controls are so bad what the hell

I played Twilight Scene It with my brother and his fianceé last night and I don't know how someone was able to come up with that many trivia questions about Twilight. The game only covers the first film, btw.

Be me, eating handfulls of shredded cheese at 12:33am. Be you, not eating handfulls of shredded cheese at 12:33am.

Getting stoned and watching the original star wars through the lense of "it's 1977 and the American Graffiti guy made some weird new space" film is a vibe.

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After 30 years of Luffy not finding the One Piece, I can only assume that the real One Piece was the friends he made along the way.

The filling for my stuff'd crust hecking splooged out onto the pie.

my assistant

we down here playin nickelodeon scene it

"Help! I'm A Fish" by Creamy could have won Eurovision

Stop Killing Games EU petition is now at NINETY PERCENT if you're in the EU or know people in the EU they still have a month to vote! eci.ec.europa.eu/045/public/#...

I'm gonna be the fucking Nostalgia Critic for Halloween and you can't stop me.

I have learned this day that the official Steam Compatibility ranking is bullshit for determining whether or not a game will work on a Steam Deck (or Linux for that matter.) I've had Verified games run like trash and Unsopported games work perfectly.

Controversial opinion: the hate against Arby's is forced.

me confronting work

Chopped Cheese, round 2

This Megami Tensei sure is Shin

The local dive bar has italo disco on the jukebox. God is real.

Computers don't have feelings.

Me pulling up to work tomorrow

My collar and badge seems to have been misplaced. Please keep an eye out. It's pretty sentimenta. #TFF2025

Can John Samsung please release a patch to Galaxy Android that lets me turn the volume up even louder when listening to Warriors in Valor by Shoji Meguro ft. Keisuke Honryo

I did not have "two middle-aged men 69ing whilst soaring midair" on my minecraft movie bingo card

Definitely not out here nearly breaking the lamp in my living room by swinging a lightsaber with grand enthusiasm. Nope, couldn't possibly be me.

Had a great #MCFC #MCFC2025 with my wolf and friends. Very chill year and a special one at that supporting my favorite local charity, Wolf Creek Habitat! Soooo many pics to sort through and upload from the convention as well. 🥰

I don't remember taking this, but apparently I was locked in at last night's meeting.

New hair just in time for MCFC

Fortnite Wolf

Microsoft Teams is one of the absolute worst thing humans have ever created

The jacket has leveled up

Cybertrucks with, "I got this before Elon became a dick," no you didn't. Cybertrucks hit the market Nov 2023, the same month he started spouting antisemitic conspiracy theories on "X" and it's only been a rapid downhill ever since. And also, you're just generally a dick for buying that POS.

In space, crime doesn't pay...

I was tipsy when I posted this, but it's still true.

I know I already said this, but if you ask me to skip "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgeral" by Gordon Lightfoot you're getting kicked outta my fucking car.

holy shit yall lmao

Never in my life did I think my skills in internet piracy would help me at my job. Just had to rip a CD of an old-ass program a client uses with ImgBurn, and I mounted it to a newer computer with Daemon Tools to get it installed cos the new machine had no optical drive. Hanfy skills, I guess.

Homemade sliders :)

PC gaming would be in such a worse state if it weren't for Valve.

The AAA industry is actually so fucking stupid