i'm older today, wow

I learned two things today. 1.) Capicola is expensive 2.) It is a really good meat to put in a stromboli

False alarm. That was just a snow drift blowing off of my roof.

It's fucking snowing again

LLMs don't have feelings hope this helps.

By: Nick Anderson

Every now and then, I think about my life and how I somehow managed to make a Luck/Charisma build work in the IRL

Microsoft CEO says AI “risks becoming a speculative bubble unless its use spreads beyond big tech companies and wealthy economies.” Brother you’re the one building this dogshit, we’re three years and hundreds of billions in, how have you not worked it out? www.ft.com/content/2a29...

The Phantom Menace is peak Star Wars and if you disagree, I'm sorry.

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I feel personally insulted whenever CoPilot popa up in my Outlook window asking if I want "help" writing an email. Over half of my job is writing emails. I know what I'm doing. Fuck you, CoPilot.

Rouge the Bat is just Minnie Mouse if she shopped at Hot Topic

Having a stand mixer has given me unprecedented amounts of power. Go to the bakery? Nah, I AM the bakery.

I'm 10 minutes into Ace Combat 7 and I think it might be the coolest shit ever made.

Watching my parents' cat play with a catnip toy to the tune of "Gourmet Race" from Kirby Air Riders has been a highlight of this Christmas.

I don't think toasters are canon in the lore of The Sims.

Somone in my all company chat on Teams mentioned HBO's Chernobyl and now we are genuinely discussing nuclear energy as a clean energy source. Anything to avoid working, I guess.

The Switch 2 upgrade for Red Dead Redemption is really nice and appreciated, but how fucked is it that my initial response from a modern console running a game from 2010 at a framerate above 30 fps was being genuinely impressed?

The holiday PTO rationing has begun at my office. Glad I put in all my time off for Christmas and New Years at the beginning of the year.

The new version of Outlook is pissing me off and I can't fully articulate why. It reminds me of how Xbox changes the UI for their consoles every quarter and somehow makes it worse each time.

Just finished Metroid Prime 4. I feel like I live on a different planet than some folks, because that game was everything I had hoped it would be. The ending left me a fair amount to chew on, too. I'm not gonna stop thinking about it any time soon. Retro Studios, glad that you're back.

Another $5.79 to RedBull

no idea

The redemption of Ebenezer Scrooge is a top-ten anime moment.

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Up patching servers and just got jumpscared by the sticky keys popup.

Overthinking.

okay it just randomly disconnected in the middle of the game. we're veering towards the shitty kind of illegal.

Currently playing Halo CE on a Steam Deck with a Switch Pro controller. This feels illegal, but the good kind of illegal.

Kirby Air Riders is better than any Mario Kart game.

the price of redbull has gone up by 20 cents

This is a version of a sammich i used to serve at the local pub

Linus Torvalds being unfathomably based

Bubble Buddy watched a man drown at the Goo Lagoon. He had the strength to prevent Squidward from popping him, he could have saved this man, but he chose not to.

Cheesesteak!

Just made my first student loan payment. Only about 10 more years of these.

I think if i ever opened a restaurant it would only be able to open in Vegas with a waiver required to get in on account of the sheer volume of brie and bacon i use in my cooking.

The steam frame reveal is making me really happy i didn't drop a grand on an index. This is exactly the upgrade from my oculus i was waiting for.

Finally put my adult pants on and put together a plan for paying back my student loans. Took me long enough.

Adult lesson 1 with Doctor Jimbo: Doing the dishes ain't that hard if you lock the fuck in.

Mfs will bitch about gas prices then proceed to do 120 on the freeway.

yeag

I'm sure i'm late to the party on this but holy fucking shit, what was 343 thinking when they put a temp matchmaking ban for disconnecting in Halo MCC My game just crashed and I got banned from matchmaking for 15 minutes because of it. Fucking stupid.

In space, crime doesn't pay...

We literally live in Deus Ex.

Transphobes are not welcome in gaming. Transphobes are not welcome in gaming. Transphobes are not welcome in gaming.

This is an infant's understanding on how to sustain an industry.

i know i'm late for the party but bubsy 4-d has inflation

Not to be that guy who self diagnoses, but I can only eat raw berries and apples without getting an itchy tongue if I take an allergy pill first and that sounds a lot like OSD to me.