My cat is a fucking kleptomaniac Sargento please stop trying to steal my wallet what do you even plan to do with it

"Is that Subway steak or cat food?" -Me, asking a question I never thought I would ask legitimately.

Got my hands on this thing. First impressions: It is the most comfortable gamepad I have held. Really looking forward to putting it through its paces.

Behold, the fruits of my labor.

I'm going to make crunchwrap supremes for dinner because I am the taco bell

Fuck Bazooka Joe

All the fun of sitting in the rain witout getting soggy! It's a garage, get yourself one today!

I'm making french bread pizza and no one can stop me.

Not even mad that the new starfox is a remake of 64, it looks dope

Uh, so apparently the controller sold out after 30 minutes... I got mine 24 after the orders opened.

Well damn, that was fast. Glad I bought mine as soon as Valve started taking orders.

Never thought I'd experience a sleep paralysis demon that is a jug of milk spilling onto my bed while I am unable to stop it, but here we are 🙃

I am making pizza at midnight because i am ungovernable

This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam.

I'm on my second bowl of this chicken bacon pesto spaghet i made and i don't think i've ever gotten the meat sweats from easting pasta in the past but there is a first time for everything i guess

Today is the only day you can repost this

Currently watching a video about Lunchables, and the one thought screaming through my mind is you can just make all of these yourself. And they'd be better. How the fuck is this brand still successful?

Nearly got intoba wreck on the highway on my way to Wixom, but at least my meeting with the client went well :)

I improved

This is the best pizza i've ever made

eventually he was executed

In space, crime doesn't pay

Got some excellent news, Sargento tested negative for FIV! I was a bit worried, since his initual bloodwork showed a faint positive, but my boyo is a perfectly healthy little loaf ❤️

Sundays are just evil Saturdays

im smoking the shit that made mario party

New Jersey Bureau of workplace sexual harassment and business licensing

my advisor

trusted felix

They should make omnidirectional Heelys that have track balls in the heels instead of wheels. That's how you revitalize the brand, baby.

It’s Republicans. It’s 100% Republicans. Trans people aren’t persecuted when democrats control any lever of power. They invariably are wherever republicans can do so. I’m begging you, begging, ALL of you, to acknowledge that the single most effective way to improve trans lives is to vote blue.

Leafs Fans won't even say there's a chance this year they'll just look at you like this

Never buying an Nvidia card again, lol

The worst part of the move is over My back hurts

Sometimes lunch is at 8pm

Sargento has decided my work computer is his bed.

Childhood is using mods to skip Taris whenever replaying KOTOR. Adulthood is realizing that Taris is a perfect microcosm of the game's systems and appreciating what it does to establish your character and your party in the game's opening hours.

The Switch port of KOTOR 2 would be my ideal way to play the game if it had the restored content mod, like Aspyr had planned to release. The PC controls with mouse & keyboard are fine, but the controller defaults are ass. The Switch port plays just like the on the Xbox, but looks like the PC port.

Sargento's full name is "Sargento Bellissimo da Fieri."

Shoutout to EC Henry on Youtube.

The boy is home! This is Sargento, and he is a very polite little man 🥰

I'm bringing a cat home tomorrow, prepping the pad for him tonight 🥰

Uriel Septim once had the Mages Guild summon a cinnamon roll that was two stories tall and gorged himself to near death on it. This was swiftly struck from official imperial records to preserve the Septim name. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

I'm making fucking mac and cheese and nobody can stop me

Well damn, that was quick. The property managers are moving forward with a lease! Looks like I'll be busy next month!

Big developments in my neck of the woods! I may be getting a bigger apartment in the next month, and I applied to adopt a cat!