Fuck my life I entered the new year with my fly down. Very bad omen!

Arise my children

What if the Pluribus virus was like a seasonal cold and people just caught it once every year for a week or so. Otherwise haven't really enjoyed the show.

Few times do you see such a fine and judicious reward for a lifetime of wretched cruelty! A Christmas miracle.

They're sleeping 🥺

For the dull grey children of your life.

So fucking vindicated

Refilling the humours

On the rails again with Del

Post journey on the 'vomit comet' I feel like my character has been sufficiently built at this time. I am no longer accepting applications for new character building experiences currently.

At the bus station early in the morning, heard a loud bang and the pea soup fog had turned red-ish.

Bill Bozo

Excited to announce that I've been lucky enough to be chosen to take the flight to null destination.

The good thing about hating the UK is that everyday brings new joy with very little effort.

drinking a water with medium pulp

new video shows Kit Kat did not “dart underneath” the vehicle as waymo originally claimed. he was sitting under the car in front of the right wheel before it just ran him over. someone even approached the vehicle to try and get him to move seconds before it happened. missionlocal.org/2025/12/sf-w...

Your next stop is Babylon! This is the 8:42 to Babylon.

Trade data is showing me a fragment of the true cross

My terrestrial kingdom for the next 7 hours.

Thank you @neem.bsky.social for your truly excellent collection of sci fi short stories! Awaiting the next collection

Anniversary of the Bhopal disaster today. Don't know why I keep it on my calendar.

⚠️Thankless task ahead

It feels so good to tell a finance guy to pound sand. Now I have the power.

Professor Layton title IX investigation

In a push for modernization and development I have capitalized the D in my username.

Every home needs one of these

Working on something

Report from America: AI image generation has hit the small business owner community like crack cocaine.

They should make an academic journal out of those studies that your relatives half remember in an anecdote they're relaying to you.

Is there ever an acceptable situation in which to wear a skinny tie?

David

Man sitting next to me on the plane gave me the most disgusting candy I've had in my life.

Love a good ceiling milk

take their teeth and hair while you're at it you fucking nazis

I only have one good thing to say about Keir Starmer and that's that he would probably be delicious in a braise or slow cooked. The caveat is that he's a heavy drinker so he probably tastes like cigarettes.

donating a siege engine to the local fire department

Headed out to learn more about the mystery phenomena that entrances us all.

While I'm excited to see the labour party destroyed the alternative locally seems to be the car driving dictatorship party.

Cat was acting crazy this morning apparently he unplugged his auto feeder. To think of an equivalent for myself it's like if told my former boss I don't like seeing him walk in with his bike compression shorts displaying his shrink wrapped wiener and I somehow lost my job Yeah it's exactly like that

Actually yes I would love a slice of humble pie if you still have some.

As soon as i perfect my Misir wat I will be undefeatable.

Don't care for the late rome comparisons unless one of these crowds rips him to shreds. Alas football fans are mentally and physically anemic.

Unclogged the horrible gully outside for what I hope is the final time.

In hot pursuit

I went to the wrong "windmill" for a music gig. Tilting at windmills making me feel like don Quixote.

I love learning anecdotes about the ancient world. What do you mean there was a whole village of people who fed their livestock fish.

You will all probably treat me like I'm insane, and you're correct to do so but I'm looking forward to being back in the US in a couple of weeks.

I ran out of treats due to boundless rapacious human greed so I've just been coughing on trick or treaters and giving them covid.

My scary Halloween. Here's to another year of fear.