I really need someone from #Netflix to explain to me why making it difficult for me to use my account on my device when I’m house sitting for friends is a good idea. Explain it to me like I’m 5.

7 years is a long time. longer than the time i spent with him, in this body. but who would i be, today, were it not for his love and patience? a lesser man, surely. i carry with me, to this very day, his most important lesson: unconditional love. i still love you, old man. Radhe Shyam

Did I do it right?

I know I shouldn’t laugh while my child is crying, but in my defense she is also farting

are more people left handed in the mirror universe

Trump thought he could steal the midterms by making MAGA minions rig the House maps. They thought blue states would sit back and do nothing. We proved them wrong. Thank you to VA Indivisibles and organizers across the commonwealth for this huge win and your commitment to protecting our democracy.

3 years into this stuff and still no normal person could answer the question “what’s your favourite piece of AI art?”

legendary

Age is just a number, a number that means how old you are

I’m sorry for acting weird earlier, I’m just weird

i am so grateful not to suffer from the cynical nostalgia that makes people dislike the new Star Trek shows.

My milkshake brought all the boys back to life, but it did not restore health or vitality, the consequences are horrifying

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

new single "Sea Captain" from @7thgradegirlfight.bsky.social out today on #bandcamp as well as all major streaming platforms #music #newmusic #indie #indiepop #alt #alternative #postpunk #localmusic #charlottesville #virginia #dreamsounds

2026 snowpocalypse vibes

Still taking every opportunity to watch James Ransone on screen. What a terrible loss.

MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok

just bought this bc i saw Benson & Moorhead produced it. this is great, and absolutely worth your time and money.

THANK YOU to so many wonderful people - many I haven’t seen in years, or even over a decade - for coming to Gallery 5 to help celebrate 21 years of Hindu Pez. ILY. THANK YOU Gallery 5 staff and my supporting acts for working sonic magic + @jay4d3v4.bsky.social for your behind the scenes help.

Zohran is stone cold man. Putting out an ad in Arabic after all the Islamophobic shit that’s been thrown his way? Pure swag. Dems don’t need to copy his politics or even necessarily his campaign strategy, they need to learn how to grow a fucking spine.

📽️ WATCH: The U.S. government doesn’t track how often immigration agents detain citizens. So ProPublica did. We found more than 170 incidents since the start of Trump’s second term. Americans have been kicked, dragged and held for days without access to lawyers. ➡️ Full story: propub.li/3LjuAVS

i wasn't able to see Hell House LLC: Lineage in theaters, but it's on AMC+/Shudder now. as a big fan of the franchise, i was disappointed that so many of the reviews i saw of what's been advertised as the conclusion for this franchise were entirely negative. i kept as open a mind as possible, and...

feeling crushed to learn about D'Angelo's passing. what an absolute legend.

they arise from sense perception, oh scion of bharata, and one must learn to tolerate them without being disturbed.

My long running side project The Wrist Cutter has a new single titled CRAWLING FROM THE WRECKAGE : thewristcutter.bandcamp.com/track/crawli...

I love being in the woods and not having to know how the housing market is doing. “Have you seen these interest rates lately?” No, I’m in the woods

revolutionary for my work-life mental health was understanding that i didn't have to answer teams calls when i was in the middle of something. have something to talk to me about? put some time on my calendar. i'm not dropping what i'm doing just because you've decided it's urgent.

"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that." Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

they arise from sense perception, oh scion of bharata, and one must learn to tolerate them without being disturbed.

yo momma is so stupid she thinks 300 million people died last year from drugs

21 YEARS OF RAGE. Nov 2. #RVA

Behind every great man is a great woman. She does that trick where she taps him on the opposite shoulder and he looks but there’s no one there. She got his ass

Let’s fucking goooooo

Got the coolest fucking shirt at Charlottesville Pride today.

Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.

i don't make the rules i'm just here to remind you that it's your duty as an American to tell anyone celebrating the name change from "the Department of Defense" to "the Department of War" that it's absolutely quintessential tiny dick energy.

i don't think #TheConjuringLastRites is going to win over any new fans but if you've already enjoyed the series it's a treat and absolutely worth seeing on the big screen.

Saxophone inventor: each button plays a different note Trombone inventor: trombone goes WOOooooOOmp

on my 43rd birthday, if i had any advice, it would be: give yourself the same space and grace you offer your loved ones. know that every day isn't going to be a good day, but also that you are not defined by your bad days.

saw fantastic four today, which was great, but i may never return to a Regal theater. advertised showtime was 12:25, the movie didn't start til 1. if i wanted to watch commercials i'd still have cable. if that's what it takes for Regal to stay in business, i'm not going to be sad when they close.

Do you think maybe we cry because our ancestor-instincts are trying to calm us with a moment’s return to our saltwater home

yo momma is so stupid she thinks windmills kill whales.

JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH! This gave me old Google back! It killed the AI results dead!

If there’s a better experience than being in a room while a dog is talking in its sleep I can’t think of it.