Oh also I’m hiring immediately for the kitchen. If you or someone you know needs a gig and wants to embrace the grease, hit me up. [email protected]

Hey hi what’s up Richmond! We haven’t posted in a month because I’m fucking sick of social media but just in case you hadn’t seen it yet. rva.gov/press-releas... #rva #rvadine

Oh cool. Nice. Awesome. This is cool and nice and awesome for us. Nice. Hell yeah. www.richmonder.org/federal-gove... #rva #virginia

If the US government requires passports for you to practice your rights such as voting then passports should be provided for free to all and within a reasonable timeframe by said government.

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HAHAHA OH HELL YEAH! @nightcrawlerrva.bsky.social is back again on fucking 4/20 y’all. This time instead of fried chicken we are doing breakfast for dinner. Nice! Keep yer eyes peeled for the food menu 😘 (it’s also easter Sunday and we gonna get reeeeal blasphemous 😈) #rva #rvadine

FUCKING FINALLY Y’ALL! After literal months trying to find a reliable LOCAL pork supplier we goddamn did it. Longganissa, fried farm egg, Chz and smoked tomato jam served on an ube pandesal bun from Angie’s Bakery in VA Beach. FUCK yes. #rva #rvadine

Hey hi sup. Here’s that daggum new T-shirt I mentioned yesterday! Design by Christian Moquin of Like Glue Print Co. and printed by Action T-shirts! I’d tag them but they’re not on BlueSky…yet 😈 Anywho, come scoop one ya dingus! #rva #rvadine

So I WAS going to post about our new shirts today but SOMETHING compelled me to share this flyer we’ve had hanging behind the register for a few years. What could it be… hmmm. #marchformyass #rva #rvadine

Ohhhhh shit. Ok, it’s game over now y’all. Fucking @kwamschicken.bsky.social is on BlueSky? HELL yes and I mean HELL YES. Good to see you buddy ♥️♥️♥️ #rvadine #rva

@cobraburger.bsky.social went fried chicken for the night! #nightofthecockatrice

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HEY HIGH SUP? @nightcrawlerrva.bsky.social will be here again this Sunday 2/23 for more damn cocktails aaaand MORE GODDAMN COCKATRICE FRIED CHICKEN SANDWICHES. Also the homie @eileen-mellon.bsky.social wrote up this sick ass article bout it. Nice! richmondmagazine.com/restaurants-... #rva #rvadine

Sup? I have a bunch of random shirts from a couple different runs. Mostly 2X, 3X and like smalls. Anyway I want them gone so tonight BURGER SHIRT GRAB BAG. Come in, order food and dip your hand in the bag for a free shirt. In person orders only, first come first serve 😘 #rvadine #rva

What a different world we could have.

🥵THE RVA MUFFULETTA 🥵 PATTIES, PROVOLONE, FRIED SMOKED BOLOGNA, OLIVE TAPENADE MAYO, CHOW CHOW RELISH. PRESSED ON THE FLAT TOP FOR THAT DAMN PANINI EFFECT HAHAHAHA OH HELL YEAH #rvadine #rva #muffuletta

MENU CHANGE TOMORROW LAST DAY FOR WINTER BURGERS! We’ve got a few favorites coming back and a brand new dude hitting the menu. Hell yeah. Honestly I think my social media brain might be atrophying. Nice. #rvadine #rva

I’m sure they’ll edit this to a one star review but frankly Scarlett I don’t give a shit. It’s just a burger bro. It’s not like the government is stripping funding from crucial organizations and programs that will affect the lives of everyday people. Now that would be an injustice. Hey wait…

Hey so I almost forgot WE HAVE BEEN OPEN FOR 4 GODDAMN YEARS TODAY!!! To celebrate have some Buttermilk Ranch… FOREVER! From here on out we will have 2 oz sides, 8oz portions and 16oz glass jars of our house made ranch for sale. Hell yeah. Nice :-) #rvadine #rva

here I made this meme about burgers pls enjoy. ps I 💕 cobra borger

Damn. Deleting Instagram has been awesome. I didn’t realize how much of my attention it took. Definitely approaching this account differently. I’ll post when we have events coming or menu changes of course. I don’t think I’m gonna do the post every day thing here tho. Shit’s exhausting.

Yooooo thanks @skelerva.bsky.social for the gift! Golden Cobra is sick as hell!

OK! Menu change coming in hot at the beginning of March. If you haven’t had an Alex yet wtf man? Pretty easily our most popular winter burg! Nice! . LUNCH TILL 3 DINNER AT 5 I’M SIMULTANEOUSLY LIKE WOAH IT’S ALMOST MARCH! BUT ALSO I’M LIKE WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT’S ONLY MARCH?! #rvadine #rva

Yessssss the homies @nightcrawlerrva.bsky.social are here! Give them a follow! #rva #rvadine

OPEN TONIGHT! We will be here for your burgering needs 🙂‍↕️ ALSO, remember that artwork I shared yesterday? Well it’s not just gonna be a sick ass T-shirt and sticker. It’s going on the label for retail jars of our GODDAMN HOUSE MADE BUTTERMILK RANCH. Coming soon! (click for full image) #rvadine #rva

HEY SO WE ARE GOING TO BE CLOSED TONIGHT BECAUSE IT’S SNOWY DOODOO OUTSIDE AND I’M WORRIED ABOUT THE CREW GETTING HOME AFTER DARK. BACK AT IT TOMORROW THO. (yeah I know technically Marv isn’t covered in snow in this pic but it works. just go with it 😘)

50 years of Bamboo Cafe! It was so much fun to dive into the history of the quintessential neighborhood bar and rehash the memories from over the decades. Such a special, very Richmond, institution. Cheers! ❤️🍸 #rva

HEY THERE BLUESKY WE’RE HERE FOR REAL NOW SORRY BOUT IT NO I’M NOT ANYWAY CHECK OUT THIS DESIGN FOR OUR NEXT SHIRT HELL YEAH ITCHY AND SCRATCHY #rva #rvadine #itchyandscratchy #thesimpsons

Hey hi there how about some burger and but also FRANK content? Has BlueSky seen Frank yet?! THIS IS IMPORTANT! . DOORS AT 5 UNHAPPY HOUR TILL 6:30!ALSO IT’S SERVICE INDUSTRY NIGHT ALSO ALSO GO SIGN UP FOR PUR NEWSLETTER ON THE WEBSITE. I SWEAR IT WON’T BE MUCH MAIL. FOR REAL. #rva #rvadine

Sad Cathy from @cobraburger.bsky.social means happy me. Smoked gouda, oyster, beech and shitake mushrooms, black garlic mayo and pickled fennel 💥🍄‍🟫

ABOLISH ICE SHIRTS ARE LIVE AT THE SPOT ALL PROCEEDS AFTER COST GOING TO @aclu.org #abolishice #rvadine #rva

I’m not sure on the last post if the “yes” that was commented a bunch was for the burger or the memes… or both? Anyway for now have the memes that we’ve been posting to that other place. #rvadine #rva . DOORS AT 5 UNHAPPY HOUR TILL 6:30 NICE!

INCEPTION BURGER is not on the menu but I’m wondering like… what if we did it one night. Or make it an “if you know” type situation. What you are witnessing is two single patty smash burgs that have themselves been smashed on the flat top with two more patties smashed between them. #rvadine #rva

Y’ALL GO FOLLOW @miss-elaine-neous.bsky.social YA HEAR? I’m not normally one for food influencers but she is truly one of the good ones. We’ve gotta build up the #rvadine scene on here. It ain’t gonna happen by itself!

Hey BlueSky have you had a damn MSG Burger yet? WHY THE SHIT NOT?! Pattie’s with chz, Burger Venom Mayo, MSG pickled shiitake, runny egg and GOTDAMN green onions. DOORS AT 5 UNHAPPY HOUR TILL 6:30 C’MON NOW! #rvadine #rva

Oh shiiiiit hell yes PinkSky! This is what I’m talking about. Here’s to hoping this pops off! #rvadine #rva #pinkskyPost

Well goddamn last night was a wild one. Nightcrawler is absolutely KILLING the cocktail game and we’ve got our first fried chicken night under our belts. Certainly won’t be the last! #rvadine #rva

OH WE ARE ON ONE TODAY! ABOLISH ICE SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT THE SPOT SOON. ALL PROCEEDS HEADED TOWARDS @aclu.org of Virginia. #rvadine #rva #abolishice

COME THROUGH AND HELP US RAISE SOME FUNDS! AVAILABLE ALL DAY OR UNTIL WE SELL OUT. ALSO DONATING PROCEEDS FROM GARTER SNAKES FOR THE DAY FOR Y’ALL VEG HEADS 🖤🖤🖤 #rvadine #rva

Bro on TikTok complaining about vigilantes while wearing a Punisher hat. I told you all these motherfuckers can’t read 😂

Y’ALL BRUNO IS HERE!

BEEF GROUND FRESH IN HOUSE DAILY, DELIVERED WEEKLY FROM A GODDAMN LOCAL FARM YEAH IT’S MORE EXPENSIVE AND THAT SUCKS BUT WE LOVE AND SUPPORT LOCAL YOU SHOULD TOO WAIT I GUESS YOU DO IF YOU COME HERE HELL YEAH NICE JOB MAN THANK YOU . DOORS AT 5 UNHAPPY HOUR TILL 6:30 #rvadine #rva

Cocktail menu for Night of the Cockatrice with Nightcrawler slingin drinks. This Sunday 6pm-sell out! #rvadine #rva

A SLIGHTLY SMALLER MOOD BOARD FOR BLUESKY BECAUSE I CAN ONLY ADD 4 PICS . DOORS AT 5 UNHAPPY HOUR TILL 6:30 HEAT SHOULD BE FIXED BY THE TIME WE OPEN! #rvadine #rva

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Hey so check it out a Big Baby Butter Burger nice! I guess I should probably add out website to our bio shouldn’t I? K. Brb. Gonna do that now. . DOORS AT 5 UNHAPPY HOUR TILL 6:30 COME THRU FOR A BURGER AND A BEER BROOOOOOO #rva #rvadine