they don’t know i’m playing with my boobs during this meeting

ok no more reading news today i cannot be sad crying before 10am

They should do MyChart Wrapped

girl who has to get fully naked to do her estrogen shot

pro-trans misogynist guy who insists your music was “better before”

grok having a 94% hallucination rate is so funny because so does elon musk

when i’m out walking and i see someone parallel parking, i stop and cross my arms and stare at them and if they mess up, i shake my head in disgust until they give up and drive off. i’ve been doing this for years

i don’t always like my job but i gotta say it’s nice that i almost exclusively work with women and one guy who is polite and def has the same kind of autism as me

sometimes i feel like a fraud at my job but then there are days where i realize the two teams i work with would drown without me

in a new era btw

i keep seeing men post about wanting a gf thats mean to them and hates them. fellas you cannot handle that kinda heat i’m sorry

women like it when you do the waluigi voice. they want you to do it

very thankful i am learning to get better every day at giving myself care

okaiii, iss okai

they should invent a way for me to tell if i’m on my period that isn’t just me crying at baby animal videos and feeling like everyone secrets dislikes me and doesn’t want me around

it’s difficult to feel like you were doing really well and on the right track and then some time passes and you look at yourself and realize recently you haven’t actually really been yourself or the person you want to be in your words and actions. it’s hard to not feel disappointed in yourself

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szechuan farts

conservative family thanksgiving dinner conversation starters: - “say what you will about hamas but they have some pretty good ideas” - (for your mom) “would you abort baby hitler” - (for your dad) “if trump was dying and the only way to save him was for you to suck his dick would you do it”

making PRONOUN STUFFING and HRT CASSEROLE for my Republican family

nonmonogamous bisexual cis women and their ugly boyfriends loooove me (derogatory)

yesterday i was crashing out and then i went on a walk for almost two hours, ate brussels sprouts, and drank water and it actually saved me

metal band made up of gay men in their late thirties called Twinkdeath

fallout new vegas??? more like balls out nude gay ass

been getting into drinking water. anyone else tried this?

googling “best crying spots near me”

everything i see related to the Wicked movie absolutely confounds me like what is going on with all of that

you met me at a very gassy time in my life

reading Buddhist literature before the club

365 toilet girl

newt gingrich is a glup shitto

if you’re nice to me i’ll show you my yuri folder

t4t (touchy for touchy)

32 is pretty cool so far. definitely gayer than i was before

walking up to random men at the club and telling them their mom is really mad at them

wet humping

straight men act like trans women don’t know that they want to fuck us and it’s soooo funny

sorry in advance for party rocking

it’s my birthday pls cashapp me to buy me a drink at karaoke tonight and maybe i’ll sing for you (i won’t): @addiej93

sweetwater should let me get one free synth for my birthday

by 8am i have farted more times than you will by 5pm. you are not on my level

women like when you’re vulnerable and expressive. they want you to look at at them when you’re going down on them and say “uhm…me likey 🤪”

wes anderson is making yet another movie. and get this—it’s whimsical

no rizz just autism, expressiveness, and respectful lovergirl mentality

when god sings with his creations, will the random chasers who try to follow my private insta not be part of the choir?

beautiful women have cold extremities

Italian people? oh, none for me, thanks

it makes me so mad when a man compliments me like shut up i’m not doing any of that stuff for you, stop enjoying it

do you think the global elites are mad at me :/

bushposting