really need to find my sunglasses just so my aura on the bus is better

i'm so tired of being poor i get paid this afternoon but the entire check has to go to rent

car died on the way to work this morning hahaha what the fuck am i gonna do

if you're wondering how it's going, i've been wearing one sock inside out all day and only just noticed

plenty more cum where that came frum

pry the em dash from my cold dead hands

yes i should be writing a cover letter but what if instead i lay on my bed and do the cover letter tomorrow. they aren't gonna hire anyone over the weekend

3 years no meat :)

sorry i'm in my lyricsposting era it will continue until conditions improve

stay at least 'til i'm asleep 'cause i'm pretty fuckin' confident that i'll die the next time i'm alone in my bedroom, in my own fuckin' bedroom

jarvis, back to my bullshit

my email is always open to cumshots

sorry i'm in my lyricsposting era it will continue until conditions improve

and with my walkman, i am gonna walk, man, straight to your doorbell and ring it and say how great you are

i think sometimes - okay, most of the time - the things i say is just noises and not, like, intelligent thought

sometimes i'm in bed and i'm like aw man aw fuck. i forgot how to go to sleep

she said you're no good if you're running without love

overwhelming my system with caffeine and nicotine to survive the work day has anyone tried this before???

lol rent check bounced despite me having just enough money in my account all weekend so now i've had to scrounge up $150 in fees and will be completely broke until next wednesday when i'll still be broke because that check is all going to other bills haha

shout out to girlfriends who live walking distance away, the way it was meant to be

my plex performance has been heinous the last week or so man i'm gonna freak the fuck out

fuck once again i've procrastinated getting ready and now i must speedrun

in the words of the poet billy ray cyrus, much to think about

in the sitcom of my literal actual real life, this episode unfortunately has a laugh track over a montage of me extremely high making this twenty minute walking journey to my friend's place

i pass better when it's warm outside

went on the t-mobile website out of morbid curiosity and lmao dude these rate plans make no sense what is even going on over there

hungry but can't will myself to get out of bed oh well

i picked my name 4 years ago today

cancelled discord nitro and as of today i can no longer emoji_13

remembering how as a Young Man i would sometimes do the very same simple pseudo-tuck that i do today because i had pants i wanted to wear but didn't want my bulge visible in them and golly the more things change, huh?

how to fast forward through my work day so i can go get pretty for my date

i was looking for a specific image and now i'm just scrolling through everything i've saved from tumblr over the last 3.5 years and giggling to myself

the guy from the oc and boston has a degree in economics and hates crypto i keep winning

continually in awe at what toni storm is doing on aew she truly is the moment

little worried about how i'm gonna get home from work with one windshield wiper

i do love the friends i’ve come to cultivate in my life since coming out. they really do make everything worth fighting for

the minions all listen to gru's manoverse podcast

couldn't remember the name of the song so i hummed it at my phone and it correctly identified satisfaction by benny benassi i'm actually so surprised that worked

never flush in a public restroom

the hottest people you know have expired tags

my full time job should be chilling

share your panties with your girlfriend. your friends, even.

sometimes my gay little life is pretty cool

you might think the ears are part of the beanie but actually the beanie is part of the ears

have we tried adding grapefruit to our hrt regimens

guess i'm due to once again be briefly obsessed with johnny cash american iv the man comes around

minecraft movie 2 is definitely gonna include a 6 7 joke right

once again stating that AEW is a pretty chill community to be a part of

im homo

lowkey wish i liked beans