back on my bullshit (being back on my bullshit)

shitting at work

femcel because i drool in my sleep

executive dysfunction's gotten real bad lol

ooooo you wanna buy me a drink tonight soooooooo bad $nothisislyra

it's not FOR us

i love eyeliner :)

ghosts is fun man wow we love a sitcom here folks! ginger from ginger snaps in this episode!!!!!

i love women

crazy how good one (1) tequila red bull makes me feel

shitting in the club bathroom

i wish i was watching star wars

waterproof vape to use in the shower

you can call your pets stinky and they can do nothing to stop you

you can play chess with the sex hack

the triple sip is the beverage(s) of queens

no one's talking about women. have y'all heard of this

love to get home from work and immediately get into bed ^_^

nobody wants to have a real cool yule anymore

love to put my palm against my ear and then squeeze it real tight so a little vacuum forms

do you think i have a shot with victoria justice

tired of having a crush i need a new one

laying in bed vaping and yearning all day what a fuckin joke

reversed my stance on bald men. I now hate you. grow up and grow some fucking hair, you look like a newborn baby

for the first time in my life i'm excited to see what anthony fantano has to say about an album

the darth maul cigarette

my favourite bit right now is when someone says my name and i go "meeee???!?"

even in the great abyss, it's the year of the optimist

dogs in a blunt rotation, call that ruff ruff pass

can't believe she used grok to write and produce the new album 😒

tamagotchi vape that tastes bad,,, 😬

Jesus would’ve sucked strap.

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anyone else gronking out over electrotransvestism?

i'm so lucky

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

hoping showering and shaving and getting hot for tonight will pull me out of this afternoon's depresso spiral. i wanna go dance. the club needs me

calling it "taking myself on a date" when i'm hungry and just need to get out of the house

nobody talks about how hard it is to be a girl who wants her nails done but also plays guitar and also is a lesbian

probably 20% of my waking time is spent digging through clean clothes in a heap on my bed

i love Getting Ready once i start Getting Ready but until then i just lay on my bed going "i have to Get Ready" and "oooouuuggghhhhh i have to Get Ready" until eventually i stand up

tinder's been stuck on the "finding people near you" animation for days chat does this mean i'm cooked

cute date idea: we jaywalk all over the city

got home and immediately took the biggest shit, i really was not built for coffee

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tulpa cumshot

i need to be adored and held and stuff or i might blow up

need to yearn yearn to need

got hot to go last minute to a show and see literally just the headlining band and it was fun but man what a waste of a Getting Hot