Godzilla, ranked! 1. Godzilla

pathetic idiot girl is incapable of getting enough sleep

yeah i'm built different, i don't even need to do serotonin exhausting drugs to get debilitatingly sad the day after the club

this dress is healing my inner 16 year old i swear to god

crashing put about my body before the club name a more iconic predicament

finally did oh lord by foxy shazam at karaoke my throat hurts so bad

i hope women like whatever is wrong with me

really not enjoying netflix paramount warner bros succession

i don't wanna go to work someone [redacted] me. or the company the whole company

love doing a pathetic little whimper every time i exert minimal physical effort like taking a bottle of soda out of a 6 pack

i'm like if a dog was an amoeba

women love getting home from and immediately crawling into bed

women like it when you do the waluigi voice. they want you to do it

trainer battles towards the end of z-a are pretty tough but i keep winning against a mega evolved fire pokemon with my meganium i truly am the best pokemon trainer

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tonight begins me watching all of psych i watched a lot of this show when it was airing but it's been a long time and god damn this pilot is so good this show is so fun i'm so excited to watch the rest

i should not have to go to work when it's freezing outside and my bed is cozy

in a fair and just world i'd be pretty

they put ads on the yule log

wish i could stop feeling this way

friend started playing stray while i'm at their apartment and i started crying immediately so. basically i'm doing real good

it was a real struggle to find any pictures of me from 2015 lolololol

at least the sun shines on me

doing real bad but at least i'm still thinking about girls

can't wait until i'm on death's door and can finally stop being employed

Zohran Mamdani has called for a boycott of Starbucks until the company can bargain a fair contract with its striking workers. We joined members of the mayor-elect's team on the Starbucks picket line in NYC.

signing up to get dommed just so someone will touch me

truly Need to go out and dance tonight but also what if i never leave my bed again and i just wither and die

everyone is waiting for my downfall and i love to be a disappointment

yesterday i put 4 patches on my leg and now there's only 3????????? where did the other one go i'm gonna be slightly off until monday????????

def fucked my voice up last night singing along to you oughta know

the people actually yearn for the dave matthews band they pretend they're too good for dave but you sing some dave at karaoke and the crowd goes wild and hot goths will tell you outside that they fucking loved it

tied up and twisted the way i'd like to be

send my kind and beautiful friend money for her birthday

dipping my pizza in ketchup ^_^

i hope you like trans girls who can't cum

finished my rewatch of new girl man i love a sitcom

the line between mildly funny bit and grand romantic gesture is dangerously thin sometimes

real shame the lesbian bar here is ass

just saw my @prettybittermp3.bsky.social pleaser record got delivered and will be waiting for me when i get home omg omg omg

this girl just did love on the brain by rihanna at karaoke and she fucking crushed it and i'm too gay to exist i need to be put down oh god oh fuck ah geez

need to do laundry and shower but bed is so nice

love to open plex and see i got some episodes

i feel like my instinct is to pronounce eth at the end of words (like that fake ye olde time thing) as a separate syllable but what if it was more like you had a lisp

imagining a beautiful world where i feel like somebody wants me

mfw the comedy is situational

the crash out will not be televised

i wanna pick the skin off my lips so bad but it's not good to do that i must remain strong

neeeeeed to go to the lesbian night club in lumiose city

t4t orgy that is also somehow a benefit/fundraiser call that no one's coming to save you