My famously good team Real Madrid scored more goals on Barca this year than Lyon lmao #UWCL

You don’t hate country music, you just hate the same 100 songs of bootlicking corporatized trash about saluting the flag while drinking a beer in your truck at a football game next to your pretty silent wife in daisy dukes who also knows how to fish.

why does @nwslsoccer.com hate Spirit fans, second week in a row we get Hey Spirits before a replay or match highlights on NWSL+

wow I don’t think VAR should re-referee games and that was soft to take back a Bayern goal at this late hour #UWCL

It seems to me the people of Washington, DC are going through a much more deranged version of the Trump Presidency than the rest of us

@nwslsoccer.com @washingtonspirit.com I’ve never needed a game available for replay more please help speed this up I’m begging you

Wasn’t sure how he was going to one-up “I feel African, I feel gay, I feel disabled,” but he did!

I know that goal was credited to Mario but given the role Blackstenius played in stressing out the GK, I’m still putting this in the file of Weird Stina Bangers #UWCL

Washington Spirit breaking a lot of curses today #NWSL

BUMP

All right guys I’m back on the Sandy train. I’m a McLiever. #NWSL

Respect on Leicy’s name ALWAYS #NWSL

abigail spanberger is out here canceling tax breaks for confederate groups and getting rid of confederate license plates and i for one think this is absolutely wonderful for the centrist wing of the democratic party www.nytimes.com/2026/04/14/u... www.13newsnow.com/article/news...

Guy Fieri was hamming it up with Andrew and Tristan Tate at UFC last night? He can get bent too.

I finally went to the Prado Museum and this account immediately became like 3x more fun

I know everyone thinks comms people are extinct now but when you’re not careful with your verbs you will make the whole country briefly think you sanctioned BNY

are we doing things that are easy for GKs to stop, or is every GK having the best game of their lives against us? #NWSL @washingtonspirit.com

LOVE THIS

I think it’s cool that Colorado’s senator went to the opening match of an NWSL team!

#NoTyrants Madrid with @democrats.org Abroad

Only one Florida team has won a Super Bowl in the last 20 years (the Bucs in 2021) and it was the only team in the NFL with three Black coordinators and the first team in the NFL with multiple female coaches

Look at this amazing view I had of Alexia Putellas scoring a goal … on my team jaja #UWCL

LINDA CAICEDO THE WHOLE TRUTH #UWCL #halamadrid

Andi Andi Andi Andi 😍😍😍😍😍

As you all know I’ve actually never once doubted the Washington Spirit, the pride of DC and the once and future #NWSL champions

when the ball hits the net and it’s not over yet that’s cantoreeee 🤌🏼

Tired: it’s going to be annoying dropping all these points early in the season Wired: it’s going to be annoying digging a goal differential hole #NWSL

Sandy girl this ain’t it #NWSL

I really enjoyed how @katmabu.bsky.social ran her race and she came astonishingly close to winning a very crowded primary (plug for ranked choice voting!!). She showed that Dems can fight, care for their communities, talk like a normal human being, and not wait for establishment permission to exist.

Goals from former beloved Spirit players this weekend: 4 Goals from current Spirit players: 0 #NWSL

Bad Bunny’s political power knows no bounds

I can say from firsthand experience that there is no greater intangible cultural heritage than Spanish people eating bocadillos from home at halftime

NYT when a Muslim congresswoman says “motherfucker”: This is a problem for Democrats NYT when a Christian Republican congressman says “Muslims don't belong in American society”: 0 results

This is so so disrespectful. What an absolutely avoidable mess for these amazing players. And now you’re blowing up everyone’s life because you can’t handle your shit on the men’s side. (And not for nothing I was planning a whole Morocco trip around this!)

Direct result of reporters getting “story ideas” from twitter

Interesting post about the coordinated anti-AOC smear campaign. It's 2016 again! Fake local news outlets on Facebook getting picked up until eventually it winds up in the Washington Post.

Shocked I tell you www.nytimes.com/2026/02/23/t...

Tired: Mighty Ducks Wired: Milkshake Ducks #USAHockey #Olympics sports.yahoo.com/articles/tea...

I signed up for this!!!

Washington Post. USAID. Half the federal government. People were not “laid off” or “RIF’d”. We need a new word for the weaponized dismantling of a workforce in service of a political goal to destroy an institution from the inside.

Wow, rest in peace to Dan McQuade. Someone whose love for Philadelphia always shone through everything he did defector.com/dan-mcquade-...

where are the people who made opposing political violence their entire personalities for two weeks?

Seeing a bunch of normal ass midwestern moms and dads marching in -20 degrees knowing they might be tear gassed or worse really drives home what a cowardly lot of people the pundit class is

The most important person in Washington, D.C.

We should have a serious conversation about how Trinity Rodman may become — if she is not already — the most beloved DC athlete in history. @washingtonspirit.com #NWSL

so relieved!!!!!! #NWSL

DC loves women’s sports 🥹🥹

A bar

So we’re just doing a Kent State every day now, except on purpose

LET’S GOOOOOO GARRETT!!!!!!!!