how are you arguing that you very clearly pulled that man's little bun

god i'd love it if jd vance becomes a professional loser like #wow

It's not just that Orbán losing inspires hope in other competitive-autocratic countries ruled by right-wing nationalist authoritarians. It's that his loss materially changes things in those other countries, because he's been operating as a headquarters and funding source...

congrats to hungary 🎉

carl sagan:

oh shit the sky

well we made it to the “have you thought about freezing your eggs” part of the parents visit

ope she’s onside

who did maika’s hair if guro isn’t there ☹️

didn’t becky sauerbrunn just have a baby that sweater should be illegal ma’am i hate you (i love you)

that miss was sonia’s fault #uswnt

don’t need open play when you’ve got rose lavelle and set pieces #uswnt

emma hayes running out the horan-coffey-lavelle midfield in 2026

not a fan at all try again x

talking soccer with my parents & they asked about chicago & my whole response was

BARK BARK BARK

breanna stewart girlbossing a lil too much for me

my other bad irrelevant take is that when it comes to clothing red is a neutral color

books are not always better than the movie sometimes the story is superior to the storytelling

My friend who did this would wait until her cover was blown, find the guys’ wives in Texas or wherever, and forward them a history of the messages

i too am giving an unprompted press conference to throw my husband under the bus i do not give our dogs extra treats any extra weight is his fault.

#1 selling nwsl kit is lindsey heaps there really is a whole other world out there

there are so many reasons to boycott this world cup

i am in my 30s i am not sharing a queen bed on a girls trip i would rather die

seen at my local bookshop

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i just know her friends saw the sydney sweeney rumor and activated private investigator mode to get his ass

if the usmnt fanbase were less toxic i would tell pulisic's ex to post the day before the opening world cup match but that's just me i am a revenge-seeker

not even bluey can help my mood rn

like i'm just supposed to send this federal government more money in a few days

i think we should also investigate the democratic consultant class bc there has to be a nefarious reason for being this obtuse i'm sure they're doing something illegal

i really think allies should be kicking out ambassadors & freezing finances

oh ok guess i'm going to go grocery shopping and do my little computer tasks while mr. president pedophile war crimes threatens genocide

you can't actually unsubscribe from fetterman's email spam bc the unsubscribe link isn't real it's just a link to his stupid website i hate that man so much

chicago women’s sports vibes in the toilet and not one of the nice japanese ones

donkeys

reykjavik! (i was there in the summer)

yeah i'll say it the moon's backside is mid

recency bias but berghain by rosalía

god if this gets armas fired i’m gonna be so jealous

is chawinga playing left winger

If you yell at a specific person, you have to say you’re sorry to a specific person.

naming it sounds spiteful as hell but i actually do not care what my parents do with their money it’s theirs. they raised me and set me up for success & have been there when i needed them that’s what the expectation should be not an inheritance

what are you pissed about that is a stone-cold pen

posted this after atkinson had an early spill but she evened out and was instrumental

i'm gonna end up blocked by the chicago admin

ok crashout over