how many times have germany & america copied each others homework now bc its getting ridiculous german nazis inspired by how usa treated black americans > american alt-right inspired by nazis > german political party inspired by ice

would be hilarious if the men’s hockey team gets disqualified for fighting

I see a few people saying “I’m surprised previous mayors haven’t done this,” but come on, Rudy Giuliani shows up at your wedding? That feels like a threat

brazil gold!!

tbh i'm more annoyed with the people & pr surrounding him. you can't anoint a 21 yo with the assumption that he will never make mistakes, especially at his first olympics. acting like that is not doing him any favors.

IS nbc jinxing athletes? an investigation is warranted

his mom is gonna die

The way the Olympics works is exactly like this: one of the worst days of one kid’s life is one of the best days of somebody else’s.

i can’t believe he’s speaking to nbc immediately after!!

sports psychologists making cold calls like crazy right now

like this all sucked i’m sorry

lmao his mom watching everyone & running out before she accidentally catches a second of him is so funny

i hate how so many skaters are leaving disappointed in their performances

just screamed NOOOO at that fall

these japanese snowboarders are INCREDIBLE

so sad the world will never know of serena williams, jackie joyner-kersee, or mia hamm 😔

Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp

the only team i'd prefer less than bay???????????

i am an adult. i will fire someone if i lose my blankie.

i am still gonna watch that wuthering heights movie at some point lol i might be drunk but it's going to happen

"send jd"

Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash

wHY aRen’T thEY pRoTeSTinG

when you have to release nick castellanos 😔

look at the dutch speed skating fans they look bored at this point with another gold medal just give it to the canadian

people are just out here living their lives with the name VAN 'T WOUT

why is the american always in the crash lol

is the canadian men's hockey team safe to root for or no

you can never make me hate an athlete who claims scooby doo is his favorite superhero nick castellanos i wish you well

reaction to silver confirms this

i like an upset that doesn't feel like a conspiracy like i'm not even mad!

i love maddie swearing at herself relatable

the phillies slut-meter just took a big hit :(

are too many snowboarders trying to be chloe kim & failing or is something particularly tricky about the conditions

buddy i have some questions about athlete safety & i don't know if it's that i'm old now but i feel like there's a kerri strug-like occurrence in every event?? & i say kerri strug bc it was a HUGE DEAL that she performed injured & now it's just like...common

oh no fuck i hope the korean snowboarder is ok!! i literally gasped

explaining the evil french ice dancers to my mother & how their win was a result of the #metoo backlash

chloe kim is so cool

i saw a tik tok from a liberal woman in a deep red state explain why she was homeschooling her kid as part of a small collective with other liberal parents (the public school wasn't teaching things like actual history) & that is the only good use of voluntary homeschooling i've seen

so the faa shut down airspace bc they were afraid cbp would accidentally shoot down a plane but sure @democrats.org lets continue to fund it. twats.

so what body parts actually need to be healthy to ski because i would have thought "knee" and "the bones that encase your lungs" would be two that were high on the list but i was apparently wrong

i just know i'm gonna get a pissed off text at 10:57 from my mom who is watching the primetime olympics show

been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis

honestly i thought a run would make me less pissed and it has not

where is jeff gillooly when you need him damn

and if i said this felt like a statement from the judges to hand it to the french

well now what

reading the timeline rn when i'm not a spirit or kc fan

obsessed with the starry night costumes from the canadians