TWO BITS OF GOOD NEWS IN ONE DAY IN THIS ECONOMY?!

Shhh let them cook

there is so much evidence at this point that having too much money actually turns your brain to mush

start your morning with good news

what's the thing isaac chotiner would use to make you look like an idiot & a terrible person i think mine would be that our older dog clearly loves my husband more

please, the only rapture posts i want to see now are screenshots & videos of crashouts

i think the only thing that has truly shocked me about trump 2.0 is scotus i did not expect them to be so brazen. i really thought the majority still had some respect for law, perverted as their interpretation may have been.

It's a basic point, but one that needs to be repeated: If right-wingers and their views were popular, they would not be so desperate to control mass media & social media nor to use government power to silence everyone else, and they wouldn't need oligarchs pumping billions into amplifying them.

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

j***y m******y should be criminally liable somehow

Oh my days

more like ballon d’bore

i'm not surprised at the heavy english rep since they won the euros and champions league & voters only watch big competitions for the woso awards but they won the euros playing like shit? so what were the voters watching

i mean i think "diminishing" suggests she had a real role to begin with which i don't think is true & was pretty clear to everyone from the moment she signed

i kind of hope the rapture does happen tomorrow since the people who all think it's going to happen would get left behind simply because i need some entertainment

shit ain’t over til it’s over

lack of cards in man city-arsenal getting real wild

chloe put down the black eyebrow gel

here is a puppy

men are so dramatic

maresca galaxy brain taking off palmer should have taken off cucurella idc if you even put another player on in his place i'm just sick of watching him

that’s onside you fucking twats

took the dogs out and chelsea are down to 10 wth happened

there should not be interest on school loans from the government!!!! much less this 10000% interest bullshit!!

Hakeem Jeffries voted for Charlie Kirk Day but still isn’t sure if he’ll endorse Zohran Mamdani. This is why the approval rating of the Democratic Party is lower than Trump’s or the GOP.

the wsl commentators always pretend matches will be competitive and then as usual city are up by 3 in the first half lol

clayton kershaw looks like his name should be joel i will not explain

just found out a friend gave up a huge RENT-CONTROLLED apt with central air in NEW YORK CITY to move in with her bf bc HE thought the neighborhood/apt too bougie and i am going to fly to nyc to PHYSICALLY FIGHT HIM

olivia nuzzi has an enormous head i'm done being silent on shitty people's appearances

yikea that looks like a dogso

bayer look like shit

i know my brain is a mess but i can't imagine the hell that is the unmedicated brain of someone this fragile

great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system

he said we can’t keep losing to hungover raw milk drinkers #phillies

You want to be alive, but they want you dead. We’re a new, well, funded democratic group that thinks you can meet them halfway.

i wish i could laugh at liverpool fans but alito is a phillies fan, which brings me to my larger point. a list of shitty people that are not allowed to enjoy sports, and if they publicly support a team? straight to jail.

nwsl is doing a ready player one & putting games on increasingly obscure streaming networks with clues that only a sicko can unravel & the fan that is able to find them all wins the commissioner role

my favorite robert redford story is that mike nichols considered him for dustin hoffman's part in THE GRADUATE. during their conversation nichols asked redford something like, "have you ever struck out with a girl?" and redford's response was basically, "i don't understand the question"

been very hard to watch a bunch of 50-year-old podcasters come to terms with having a job.

rip to robert redford, an all-time hottie

i am not actually watching the emmys but who do they think the target audience is here are they hoping maga fans are gonna suddenly care about the awards bc of the host & music lol

wait AND tramell tillman won?! why do i ever log off i miss extremely important things

not to whiplash from the terrifying news but i where is the andor stan meetup to celebrate

@nwslsoccer.com good decision thank you for making the right decision

WHAT HAPPENED

still undefeated!!* *since the summer break

i've talked too much shit on arnold that's why she's made more than one save today

BEA FRANKLIN CONSISTENT GOAL THREAT