We've lost twice as many league games as Motherwell this season. Strange days indeed. Most peculiar, Mamma

it's difficult to enjoy a game in which you are hoping for an injury-strewn goalless draw

Football is great fun. Oxlade-chamberlain, cvancara and someone-other-than-maeda should be starting every game

BREAKING: Morgan McSweeney quits as Keir Starmer's chief of staff amid fall-out from the Mandelson scandal

McGregor has started to run like Ralston

I wonder who McLean and Beaton are supporting today? A moral quandary

Celtic did really well to hold on. We should've brought on Kenny earlier as an outball.

Celtic need to get better at winning free kicks if we're going to defend this deep

Regardless of who the manager is, if we get a free kick at the halfway line, our first thought is always "how can we get this back to schmeichel?", which is just perverse

Celtic have been dreadful in the first half. Making Falkirk look like peak Motherwell

It's scandalous that I've now got a passing interest in Dundee Vs Hearts

I can confirm that COVID is still horrible

Going to the football today feels like Aslan surrendering to Tilda Swinton. But that ended well

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

I heard there was a secret meat With paprika, and spicy heat But you don't really care for sausage Nduja ...sorry, I can delete this. I've just seen a few posts in this format and I wanted in.

Zoom in to see if you recognise anyone on the new banners at Celtic park

not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize

Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.

That was a great finish. If maeda had tried that tonight it would've gone out for a throw in

Saracchi sitting on the ball while the Dundee player gets treatment, apparently unaware that this will make it go "eggy"

For most of human history we had to rely on eyewitness testimony of events. There was a period of about 100 years, starting in the 1920s, when film evidence could also be used. We are now back to eyewitness testimony.

Football is to be enjoyed

The Scotland world cup song should be "when you go will you send back a trophy from America. Take a look up the Railtrack, from Mexico to Canada"

REFERENDUM THE MORRA 😭❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

The Jorge Cadette of American politics

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba... It'll probably be my last too

Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill

I thought Kenny did really well when he was on the pitch

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A good poacher's goal

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

Heads up - if anyone wants to go to our gig in Paisley there aren’t many tickets left.

Tounekti shows a refreshing willingness to go both ways. A winger who can hit the byeline *and* cut it in; revolutionary

As long as this game remains 0-0 I'm content as last week has left us in a really bad place. But ccv and McGregor have been very poor by their standards

We shall not, we shall not be moved Not by the Hearts, the Hibs, the Livingston, the Motherwell, the Kilmarnock, or the Rangers We shall not be moved

Same old alloa...

Feel free to join the officially unofficial Bluesky FPL mini-league using the code: nnyjq0 I have 8 months to think of a good prize for the winner. May spin up a little custom feed of participants too.

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 ⬇️Mary, Queen of Scots: Downfall⬇️ After the brutal murder of Lord Darnley, suspicion swirled around Mary Queen of Scots. When she made the fateful decision to marry the infamous Earl of Bothwell, her enemies circled...

Celtic are a wee bit rusty in places but we are playing well. Tierney is pure galdo. Gogic is a player too

Stood at a urinal once next to Marti Pellow. Fought the overwhelming urge to lean across, grab, and croon “I feel it in my fingers….”

From The Oasthouse is a thing of beauty

These guys really loved a Pepsi

I believe I saw a sprinting sea otter in Barra last week

So, for Scottish viewers of a certain vintage, very sad news: Glen Michael has passed away. He was 99. He began Glen Michael's Cartoon Cavalcade on STV in 1966, for a handsome £14 a week #RIP

deliveroo, Mingulay-style

Mingulay

A hero for our times