Heads up - if anyone wants to go to our gig in Paisley there aren’t many tickets left.

Tounekti shows a refreshing willingness to go both ways. A winger who can hit the byeline *and* cut it in; revolutionary

As long as this game remains 0-0 I'm content as last week has left us in a really bad place. But ccv and McGregor have been very poor by their standards

We shall not, we shall not be moved Not by the Hearts, the Hibs, the Livingston, the Motherwell, the Kilmarnock, or the Rangers We shall not be moved

Same old alloa...

Feel free to join the officially unofficial Bluesky FPL mini-league using the code: nnyjq0 I have 8 months to think of a good prize for the winner. May spin up a little custom feed of participants too.

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 ⬇️Mary, Queen of Scots: Downfall⬇️ After the brutal murder of Lord Darnley, suspicion swirled around Mary Queen of Scots. When she made the fateful decision to marry the infamous Earl of Bothwell, her enemies circled...

Celtic are a wee bit rusty in places but we are playing well. Tierney is pure galdo. Gogic is a player too

Stood at a urinal once next to Marti Pellow. Fought the overwhelming urge to lean across, grab, and croon “I feel it in my fingers….”

From The Oasthouse is a thing of beauty

These guys really loved a Pepsi

I believe I saw a sprinting sea otter in Barra last week

So, for Scottish viewers of a certain vintage, very sad news: Glen Michael has passed away. He was 99. He began Glen Michael's Cartoon Cavalcade on STV in 1966, for a handsome £14 a week #RIP

deliveroo, Mingulay-style

Mingulay

A hero for our times

Take that, O Grade examiners!

Exeter, pursued by a bear

What the vending machine sees when the Nik Naks at C7 get stuck

Celtic confirm the passing of John Clark

I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

This page is now going street by street to identify houses for burning

Rijeka won the Croatian league. It means Celtic will be seeded for the CL Playoff next season. Potential opponents include: Maccabi Tel-Aviv Slovan Bratislava FC Basel Qarabag FK Sturm Graz Ludogorets Dynamo Kyiv FCSB - Steaua Lech Poznan Malmö FF Rijeka

haooy for Ange

Don't normally bother with shite like this but I felt that a vote for Gary Lineker and him winning the award would annoy all the right people www.nationaltvawards.com/vote

One doesn't like to boast, of course, but Simon Donnelly just called me "Maeda wi' a camera"

Just seventeen

We've played well enough. I'm not too concerned

Advertise your account with a Simpsons' image

New jersey.

I was tortured by osteopath for the first time on Tuesday, and miraculously I can now walk painlessly like a normal boy

Johnston's assist for Jota was magnificent

Doug Mountjoy and Kirk Stevens. Sheffield 1980.

it's odd that they have never repeated The Glasgow Garden Festival

The TNT Sports commentator is suggesting that Rangers should have some sort of restrictive signing policy. I wonder why they've never thought of that?

1. Euro stuff. Assuming we don't implode and lose all 5 of our remaining league games, we'll enter the champions route of CL qualifying for next season at the playoff round. Win that and we're back in the CL league phase. Lose and we drop to the Europa league phase.

Get your guard of honour controversy here, before it's fashionable

What's the story with this Hampden ticket app? We bought 2 tickets but it's only showing 1, anyone else got this level of nonsense?

A record a day I just don’t listen to as much as I should. This is a really good album that should have sold a lot more than it did. open.spotify.com/album/3YX2pP...

this has been the most entertaining Masters in a long time. Hopefully Rory can see it over the line

a KFC rice bowl is surprisingly good and leaves you feeling virtuous

Killie moved seamlessly from "time-wasting in case we get a draw" to "time-wasting to keep the score down"

A reminder that the last Celtic home game was absolutely freezing

There appears to be a Rangers sub tonight called Rydnn McGuire. I don't know where to start with that

Here are the US reciprocal tariffs against all the territories mentioned in Enya’s Orinoco Flow

Forgot I was on a phone call about council tax Them: What band are you in Me: Erm, The Charlatans Them: Your council tax band? 😬

@harrybradycu.bsky.social Harry, if you could forward this on to Brian for me; my fiancée is selling her house in Govan; does he have any recommendations for estate agents or survey people for her to use (not sure if that is actually his wheelhouse)

Isn't it odd that rugby is the only sport in which the "hitch kick" is considered advantageous?

On Stuart Slater’s birthday, a reminder of this glorious goal at Upton Park in 1989. No blades of grass were harmed during this move.