That last minute penalty was a lovely tribute to Tav

Here's the link to our pal Martin's marmalade walk next week www.justgiving.com/page/martin-...

You'll only drive it underground.

We're in the odd position that we should be protecting Tony Ralston

You call it ringworm, I call it athlete's thigh

I had some people round for dinner last night, and I tried to impress them with a sauce created from vodka, gravy and nitrous oxide. But all I've done is make myself an absolut laughing stock.

Me to my crying children: “No, I said our house is full of ‘easter eggs’: little humorous nods to shared memories, cultural touch points, or in-jokes for diehard fans.”

I'm trying to gather autobiographical material on a 1970s Scottish singer/songwriter, Brian Joseph Friel. Among a number of albums, Arriverdici Ardrossan. Lovely songs like Salad Green Geraldine. Anyone?

Yellowjackets, on itvx, is very good.

how can there be no injury time, when the referee himself stopped the game when ferry hurt his back?

A relative found a picture of my grandfather, Patrick Jamieson, with his sister during the first world war. Scott Brown has some explaining to do

New 'my hopes and dreams being crushed in the space of single second' meme just dropped.

This has been a stressful occasion. We've defended really well, but there's nobody for rangers to fear when we break.

4 minutes of injury time announced, in which we score a goal and they have a man down injured in the box. 3.5 minutes played

@pault1888.bsky.social you spoke very well on the CU podcast

We've lost twice as many league games as Motherwell this season. Strange days indeed. Most peculiar, Mamma

it's difficult to enjoy a game in which you are hoping for an injury-strewn goalless draw

Football is great fun. Oxlade-chamberlain, cvancara and someone-other-than-maeda should be starting every game

BREAKING: Morgan McSweeney quits as Keir Starmer's chief of staff amid fall-out from the Mandelson scandal

McGregor has started to run like Ralston

I wonder who McLean and Beaton are supporting today? A moral quandary

Celtic did really well to hold on. We should've brought on Kenny earlier as an outball.

Celtic need to get better at winning free kicks if we're going to defend this deep

Regardless of who the manager is, if we get a free kick at the halfway line, our first thought is always "how can we get this back to schmeichel?", which is just perverse

Celtic have been dreadful in the first half. Making Falkirk look like peak Motherwell

It's scandalous that I've now got a passing interest in Dundee Vs Hearts

I can confirm that COVID is still horrible

Going to the football today feels like Aslan surrendering to Tilda Swinton. But that ended well

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

I heard there was a secret meat With paprika, and spicy heat But you don't really care for sausage Nduja ...sorry, I can delete this. I've just seen a few posts in this format and I wanted in.

Zoom in to see if you recognise anyone on the new banners at Celtic park

not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize

Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.

That was a great finish. If maeda had tried that tonight it would've gone out for a throw in

Saracchi sitting on the ball while the Dundee player gets treatment, apparently unaware that this will make it go "eggy"

For most of human history we had to rely on eyewitness testimony of events. There was a period of about 100 years, starting in the 1920s, when film evidence could also be used. We are now back to eyewitness testimony.

Football is to be enjoyed

The Scotland world cup song should be "when you go will you send back a trophy from America. Take a look up the Railtrack, from Mexico to Canada"

REFERENDUM THE MORRA 😭❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

The Jorge Cadette of American politics

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba... It'll probably be my last too

Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill

I thought Kenny did really well when he was on the pitch

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A good poacher's goal