Hey, I'm helping out with this party so I'll be there all day! Cum say hi!

Orcs Unite! TUSK is a new monster-themed party from the collective depravity of me and @isnt.cool , coming to Portland on 2/14. It’s giving Tolkien meets Tom of Finland. Unleash your inner beast with leather fraternity, gnarly teeth, or whatever D&D fantasy you have hanging in your closet.

Orc invasion coming to Portland on Feb 14! TUSK at Alberta Street Pub. Tix: partydaddy.ticketspice.com/tusk

Are you being a good boy?

Ever surprised when an impromptu drunken photoshoot at 2:30 am yields a decent pic?

Needs something wrapped around it.

Gonna need some saliva here. Lots of it.

Fuck whoever decided to make that demo go "eugh!?" like a cartoon.

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At #lumbertwink I was picked up by a big strong bear.

Santa bar crawl, normal shenanigans.

“Holiday Rimmings”, 12” x 12”, Oil on canvas, this painting is available on my website here 👇🏻 danielwgreenart.company.site

Wanna cuddle? (Photo by @dusticunningham.bsky.social)

You spyin on me, son?

Hey guys, if you were following me on Instagram at zerocub -- well, IG disabled that account. Give me a follow at my new account inspectre.gadget! www.instagram.com/inspectre.ga...

Doing a potluck Thanksgiving thing this year? Give this tool I made a shot. It lets people list what they plan to bring. So you don't end up with 15 bags of chips. bagofchps.com

lick it or dick it?

Dad hole: Guaranteed to taste beefy

Looking for a cutie to come sit on this

[artist statement (something about submission and confinement)]

How's it going?

I guess I just hit some sort of follower landmark because like 8 random "grow your profile!" type bots just followed me in the same day. Or they're all the same system. idk. anyway hi!

Its spooky season. #fcf

I think dogs are man's best friend because we produce the most interesting smells

Gogo Joshua at the last party. Come see him dance Aug 16th!

I just realized that the cartoon "Doug" was basically just Charlie Brown older.

What's up?

You come upon this in the woods. What do you do? @bigbrojacks.com looking pretty, pics by @zerocub

Wanna play pool? #fcf

Turns out if you put hairy man butt in your art, I'll buy it. Check out @jakepruim.bsky.social !!

I only recognize one true god

Fun at the #Daddybone party

TGIF 🥵

The ritual requires the pizza rolls to be evenly spaced

Caught me working. What a weird office chair.

$80 Mario kart is ridiculous but if you get the bundle it's technically only $50

Don't let this one near daddies or cameras or people.

That #lumbertwink where I macked on my friend (ig:)kablesox.

Katey Sagal should have been cast as Morticia in Wednesday.

Welp, JD Vance killed the Pope.

Sorry, I have homobligations

Hey pup. I just have to say, I think you're cute without the hood.