How's it going?

I guess I just hit some sort of follower landmark because like 8 random "grow your profile!" type bots just followed me in the same day. Or they're all the same system. idk. anyway hi!

Its spooky season. #fcf

Hole thread!

I think dogs are man's best friend because we produce the most interesting smells

Join usss, star theater in Portland on Aug 16th! Get tickets! www.ticketweb.com/event/daddyb...

Gogo Joshua at the last party. Come see him dance Aug 16th!

I just realized that the cartoon "Doug" was basically just Charlie Brown older.

What's up?

You come upon this in the woods. What do you do? @bigbrojacks.com looking pretty, pics by @zerocub

Wanna play pool? #fcf

Vintage beach vibes meet daddy heat! Speedos encouraged, inhibitions optional at Daddybone August 16th @ Star Theater! Link in bio! #daddybone #dadbod #silverfox #hotdads #beachdaddy #lgbtq #gaynightlife #bears #scruff #poolparty #gaylife

Turns out if you put hairy man butt in your art, I'll buy it. Check out @jakepruim.bsky.social !!

I only recognize one true god

Fun at the #Daddybone party

TGIF 🥵

The ritual requires the pizza rolls to be evenly spaced

Caught me working. What a weird office chair.

$80 Mario kart is ridiculous but if you get the bundle it's technically only $50

Don't let this one near daddies or cameras or people.

That #lumbertwink where I macked on my friend (ig:)kablesox.

Katey Sagal should have been cast as Morticia in Wednesday.

Welp, JD Vance killed the Pope.

Sorry, I have homobligations

Hey pup. I just have to say, I think you're cute without the hood.

Come help me in the garage, son. Can you hold the fleshlight still?

Here's another one y'all! The @friend-dorothy.bsky.social "Handsome" supplement. Did it work, am I handsome?

Suck it already

Penis.

The moments not shareable on Instagram... From the most recent daddybone party (photos by @wowrealneat.bsky.social)

Oh wait this was the better photo. FCF.

I have this other account where I'm a nerd and not whitty at all ...

Your dad at the portrait studio

Daddy needs his recovery gummies @friend-dorothy.bsky.social (I'm a sucker for anything that comes in gummy format).

Oh yeah, Happy Valentine's Day.

Future punk band name... Hello". Erase all data.

I need to see my friend @andyberserker.bsky.social again! 🎅🏻🔥🥵

February 8th! www.tixr.com/groups/thege...

Oh hey, these Friend of Dorothy cum gummies actually work! I came so much, next time I'm gonna fill a shot glass for ya! @friend-dorothy.bsky.social

When you're trying to drop him subtle hints on the date.

All aboard the princess discovery Mexico cruise!

IF YOURE TRANSPHOBIC OR RACIST OR ABLEIST OR MISOGYNISTIC GO AWAY. You’re an absolute waste of atoms and nobody wants you here.

Pull up yer pants