edit* now animated!

Orcs Unite! TUSK is a new monster-themed party from the collective depravity of me and @isnt.cool , coming to Portland on 2/14. It’s giving Tolkien meets Tom of Finland. Unleash your inner beast with leather fraternity, gnarly teeth, or whatever D&D fantasy you have hanging in your closet.

They should just call the news "the horror network". Local news? "The horrors lurking in your back yard".

Hey, I'm helping out with this party so I'll be there all day! Cum say hi!

Orc invasion coming to Portland on Feb 14! TUSK at Alberta Street Pub. Tix: partydaddy.ticketspice.com/tusk

Are you being a good boy?

Ever surprised when an impromptu drunken photoshoot at 2:30 am yields a decent pic?

Needs something wrapped around it.

Gonna need some saliva here. Lots of it.

Fuck whoever decided to make that demo go "eugh!?" like a cartoon.

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At #lumbertwink I was picked up by a big strong bear.

Santa bar crawl, normal shenanigans.

“Holiday Rimmings”, 12” x 12”, Oil on canvas, this painting is available on my website here 👇🏻 danielwgreenart.company.site

Wanna cuddle? (Photo by @dusticunningham.bsky.social)

You spyin on me, son?

Hey guys, if you were following me on Instagram at zerocub -- well, IG disabled that account. Give me a follow at my new account inspectre.gadget! www.instagram.com/inspectre.ga...

Doing a potluck Thanksgiving thing this year? Give this tool I made a shot. It lets people list what they plan to bring. So you don't end up with 15 bags of chips. bagofchps.com

lick it or dick it?

Dad hole: Guaranteed to taste beefy

Looking for a cutie to come sit on this

[artist statement (something about submission and confinement)]

How's it going?

I guess I just hit some sort of follower landmark because like 8 random "grow your profile!" type bots just followed me in the same day. Or they're all the same system. idk. anyway hi!

Its spooky season. #fcf

I think dogs are man's best friend because we produce the most interesting smells

Gogo Joshua at the last party. Come see him dance Aug 16th!

I just realized that the cartoon "Doug" was basically just Charlie Brown older.

What's up?

You come upon this in the woods. What do you do? @bigbrojacks.com looking pretty, pics by @zerocub

Wanna play pool? #fcf

Turns out if you put hairy man butt in your art, I'll buy it. Check out @jakepruim.bsky.social !!

I only recognize one true god

Fun at the #Daddybone party

TGIF 🥵

The ritual requires the pizza rolls to be evenly spaced

Caught me working. What a weird office chair.

$80 Mario kart is ridiculous but if you get the bundle it's technically only $50

Don't let this one near daddies or cameras or people.

That #lumbertwink where I macked on my friend (ig:)kablesox.

Katey Sagal should have been cast as Morticia in Wednesday.