I finally finished “A Parade of Horribles”, Book 8 of Dungeon Crawler Carl series. Carl and Donut’s quest for survival while risking self harm in order to protect those in need is a cool salve of hope in our current dystopian. Can’t wait for book 9, but happy to have space in my brain.

This Saturday is another opening for the Artist Biennial at @oregoncontemporary.bsky.social 5-8pm, where you can see my photographs. I’ll be there around 6pm for Jaleesa’s performance. Come say hi and let’s chat about the camouflage techniques of the adult queer in pursuit of dazzling mimicry.

Join me Tuesday 4/28 for an evening of heated comedy and intimate storytelling where I’ll be reading from one of my new stories.

Excited to share some new work at the IPRC spring Reading Series tonight as part of the Prose Portfolio program.

Thanks to all who came out to the Artist Biennial at @oregoncontemporary.bsky.social. It was a joy to about art and abstraction and camouflage and Rooster Rock and Summer Lake all night long. It’s open until July 5th!

Off to Vegas for a few days to see some friends.

Hi friends, I hope to see you all this Saturday 4/4 at @oregoncontemporary.bsky.social for the opening of the Artist Biennial. Come see “Hunter” (taken at Rooster Rock) My pieces are speak to cruising, camouflage, what can be shown in public, and what must be hidden for safety.

Coming soon: The Oregon Contemporary Artist Biennial opens on 4/4/26. @oregoncontemporary.bsky.social

Orcs Unite! TUSK is a new monster-themed party from the collective depravity of me and @isnt.cool , coming to Portland on 2/14. It’s giving Tolkien meets Tom of Finland. Unleash your inner beast with leather fraternity, gnarly teeth, or whatever D&D fantasy you have hanging in your closet.

Need a fix for your Heated Rivalry withdrawals? Come to Lumbertwink's 11th Annual NYE, we will accept hockey gear/ Rozanov and Hollander Cosplay in addition to onesies and plaid for discounted entrance. Bonus prizes for any dressed as “The Cottage.”

Are you ready for a plaid bacchanal with bears, bellies, plaid, and fur on New Year’s Eve? Come out to Lumbertwink for a good night of joyous celebration, dancing, and a Photo Booth by me! 🎟️🔗 in comments

Xmas 5k, PV Edition

Almost Solstice Workout

Hey SF, come here me read some new work at The Stud on 10/16 with @foglifterpress.bsky.social

Catching up on the classics at Rooster Rock. Cheers to @brendanpmchugh.bsky.social and @darkentries.bsky.social for reprinting this fun read.

Morning workout: arms

Made it to Ptown with my love.

Recent gym progress

I’m thrilled to share some new work tomorrow, 6/26, at the Constellation Reading Series at Bishop & Wilde

Come and dance, watch me dance or watch me get a creampie….to the face for charity!

Lumbertwink: Cookout is tomorrow (5/10) and it has everything: a pie-in-your-face Photo Booth fundraiser, beats by Freddy KoP and @bigbrojacks.com, go-go dancing by @jphardyxxx.bsky.social and so much plaid! Pie me in the face to raise funds for Cascade AIDS Project and trans health care.

Come to my First Thursday art opening tomorrow at @blueskygallerypdx.bsky.social I have ten photographs in the PNW Drawers. Come see what I made at my Playa Summer Lake Residency. 4/3, 5-9pm. 📸 “Escape”

Get ready San Francisco! I’m bringing Lumbertwink to you this Saturday 3/8 at the Lonestar. Come for @dickybodyrolls.bsky.social and @chakaquan.bsky.social on the beats and @mindfo.xxx and Brian Bramlett as go-go dancers. Tickets at the door $7 with plaid, $10 w/o.

See y’all tonight at Carnation Contemporary for the opening of Brief Encounters: Queer Instant Photography. 5-9pm

Come see my work on Feb 1 in this amazing Queer Instant Photography curated by @queerpractice.bsky.social

If you’re gonna be in Portland, OR for NYE, check out Lumbertwink. It’ll be the 10-year anniversary of our New Year’s Eve party.

On World AIDS day, I remember my uncle Jon who passed away of AIDS related illness when I was 10. He was my favorite uncle growing up: he was a radical faerie, he would read my tarot, talk about magic, and introduced me to my favorite video game, Final Fantasy (the NES game).

Still working off those ham sweats and gravy drippings.

Still stuffed from hosting Thanksgiving last night.

Had the pleasure of meeting Kelly at Bearracuda last night. Thanks @bearracuda.bsky.social for bringing her to Portland.

This sounds like my kind of therapist.

One week away from our Lumbertwink 12-year anniversary in PDX. See y’all in plaid at Spare Room on 11/23. Come and I’ll snap your pic in the photo booth!

Hello friends! Lovely to see you all on here.

arriving here like

Winter beard progress

Using an image, show a movie you are sure you have watched more than 10 times.

Working on my winter beard