Worthing at the weekend, I was trying to take a candid reportage snapshot of me, Ben Crompton and Johnny in a bar but didn’t realise the flash was on. London run starts tomorrow, tickets still available for Friday I think.. link in bio @ideallivetour.bsky.social

Us lot doing a crossword in the Ideal Live Show tour bus, an impression @ideallivetour.bsky.social

Ideal tour continues… WHO’S COMING? Final four shows this week in London @ideallivetour.bsky.social at Bloomsbury Theatre, ticket link in bio #ideal #bbc #comedy #stageshow #johnnyvegas drawing by artist Lucy Owens

Face in a tree drawn with a stick and a carved rubber stuck to a cork #fun

Lovely shows this weekend at Exeter Comedy Festival - I’m doing a show with Hedluv + Passman 6pm ticket link in bio here we were years ago, still works as an ad #hilarious

This weekend! Exeter Comedy Festival with a knitting and drawing workshop-show at Bunyip Wool Shop on Saturday 11am… booking now open

En français!! J’ai tellement fière. Et aussi un peu rouille….

Lots of art galleries and museums lately, can highly recommend Tirzah Garwood at Dulwich Picture Gallery and also Ithell Colquhoun at Tate St Ives

drawings at The Towner Art Gallery in Eastbourne yesterday. (Not part of any art thing, just me drawing)

Exeter Comedy Festival! Ticket link in bio

Paris! On y va! Anythingmatters.com <linkinbio>

Rest in peace Steve Harley. We loved singing along in 1983. (Only had the single so had to work out the lyrics. Here they are).

That Josie Long and me are returning to Book Shamble in Glasgow with special guests Stuart Murdoch of Belle and Sebastian and Marjoleine Robertson of Shetland www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/events/book-...

Remedies. Some bloke bought a wart off me for 2p when I was a kid, and it worked.

Sketchbook life drawing - view out of windows and looking down at hands. I don’t care if it’s photogenic or not, the point is the doing.

Bledhen Nowydh Da / Keslowena Wosson Cornwall is up for an award! Best Radio Sketch Show. <Vote link in bio> Meur ras

Gwenevere film by Philip and Sarah Reeve out today, guest appearance by Alan Lee, link in bio. Poster by Sarah McIntyre, filmed on Dartmoor.

Here it is, the wrap up of all six #NineLessons shows from this year. Includes a full rundown of all performers (there were around 100!) as well as fantastic shots of everyone on the bill thanks to our brilliant photographers. Enjoy! cosmicshambles.com/ninelessons2023

Upside down portrait of Robin Ince from our silly and delicious comedy night. Thank you Robin and everyone there.

Lovely comedy night in Brighton tonight, really enjoyed trying something new. Highly recommend On The Edge run by Dan Fardell

Eastbourne’s longest running alternative comedy night this Saturday 25th Nov 7.15-9.40pm just £10 on the door or here with £1 booking fee www.wegottickets.com/event/598864

I run an alternative comedy night in Eastbourne and our next one is on Sat 25 Nov, upstairs at The Lamb Inn and is just £10 + £1 booking fee for three brilliant acts. Come on down www.wegottickets.com/event/598864

Pleased to announce that the one & only Harry Hill will be joining us on stage for the Nine Lessons Family Matinee in London on Dec 16 along with @robinince.bsky.social, Fran Scott, @alomshaha.bsky.social, @funsizesuze.bsky.social, @joannaneary.bsky.social & more! Tix cosmicshambles.com/ninelessons

This sounds lovely

‘Never rush’ (didn’t finish yet, didn’t want to rush it. Boing)

Demon cat cards ticket tier at our comedy night tonight

A little of what you fancy. A cake shaped like the heavens with stars. (Actually a woman carrying the tikka special in Heartlands, Coventry)

What is it then?

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Not long now until we bring Nine Lessons back to Manchester for the first time in five years! @robinince.bsky.social hosts with loads of special guests inc. Josie Long, @chrislintott.bsky.social, @seismatters.bsky.social, @soozaphone.bsky.social and more! Tix contactmcr.com/events/nine-...

I’d like a dress in this pattern and colours. It’s my tester page for a drawing about FROST

My nan says ‘think as I should’. What does it mean?! To be fair, she was 104 when she said it. And we’re both quite deaf… here’s an angel.

‘You can’t knit with daggers, dear’

Enjoyed this episode of @gralefrit.bsky.social's Comfort Blanket (on 'Pride and Prejudice') at lunchtime: pca.st/episode/2581... Brought out some very valid points about Austen (it's NOT all low stakes and domestic!) I haven't heard often enough.

Woo hoo today’s doodle

Latest Nana Doodle. I asked my ancient Nana for some tips for life and she said ‘I don’t give advice. Except….’ And then proceeded with 319 words of wisdom…

Today I made a poster based on a bit of advice from my nan. We’re not the most ambitious family in the world…

A collage. Me as a child in a newspaper costume with a bird-god warrior hat on, and me reading a big book on the beach aged 3/4