researchers at MIT have done brain scans of @sleepyazalea.bsky.social's brain. this is what they found

Thank you @piperlyon.bsky.social for the $25 donation!!!! It means a lot🥺🥹💜

im so normal for this @.@

reminder that i have a throne! if anyone wants to help out youre more than welcome to! throne.com/clairetheclo...

i was gonna quote something to demonstrate how apocalyptic owning this movie is but at this rate its too powerful for its own good. what the fuck did i do

hypnotized to be a seal/sea lion flapping your arms and balancing a big ball on your nose and doing silly tricks for everyone like a good girl~!

i made a letterboxd if you wanna check :3 letterboxd.com/claireclown/

things nobody has ever said:

how to become trans with just a beach ball 1. get bopped by the magical beach ball 2. pick up and get entranced by the beach ball 3. grow addicted to the ball 4. watch as your body remolds itself 5. ??? 6. profit

thats it im inflating @sleepyazalea.bsky.social and @alienbeeboobs.bsky.social and making them big and round

tic tac toe more like tic tac tummy

i just finished watching seven (1995). what the fuck was that ending. ngl that was the first time i felt pure dread while watching a movie.

big round soft kissable marshmallow-like balloon beach ball girl tummy like comment and subscribe if you agree

Claire's being horny and intimate with her toys again~! Who will pop first I wonder~? :3 Thankies again to @abyss162.bsky.social for the lovely art~!

he looks like he's about to use a slur that hasn't been used in at least a century

i feel attacked

give me suggestions for movies or shows i should get on bluray/4k :3

for @sleepyazalea.bsky.social's birthday im buying a Yamaha DX7 and attempting to turn it into Miku. wish me luck

hot take gusty garden galaxy (the song) is overrated im sorry

this is a public message to @suchasillybea.bsky.social. play super paper mario on the nintendo wii or else i will have a fatass teto crash down on your house.

On this Star Wars day, we remember who is really important

im adding walter white to my island and theres NOTHING you can do to stop me!!!

Claire really has a big balloon butt~ She simply is quite the eclair~ Thankies again to @g3mma7.bsky.social for the art!

The Academy has banned AI from ever winning an Oscar. • Only roles “demonstrably performed by humans with their consent” can be nominated for acting Oscars • Screenplays “must be human-authored” to qualify for a nomination

is this true...

Everyone this is Clarus the dogcow. He go moof moof :3 Everyone give him love and pets uwu

Claire and @sleepyazalea.bsky.social being gay and being giantesses

MY UPSTAIRS AC IS FINALLY FIXED

@sleepyazalea.bsky.social we're doing this gay shit irl and im not kidding

imma be so real i think i cooked hard with @dumbskull.bsky.social's val as a mii

my friend added me to their island and she has a mutual crush on homer simpson is this some fucked up way of saying that disney wants to own claire

Resident Good 4

the treasure of goober :3

Gonna start something here Every like this post gets ill post one of my favorite songs :3

sniffing a lightpole only to then watch a penguin steal a fucking bench and watch @suchasillybea.bsky.social be fucking batman 10/10 game

ALL PRAISE AND BOW BEFORE THE REGGAE ALBUM 🛐🙏

claire and @sleepyazalea.bsky.social doing the gayest thing imaginable

The silly ft. @drowninginmudd.bsky.social

Spending $3500 on an Apple Vision Pro to find that there's no hypnosis app so you pay $99/year to have an Xcode account (+ however extra for a Mac) to develop one and sales increase for the Vision Pro by 1000% because you made a hypno app :3

The only day you can RT btw! Prince Naveen arrived 100 years ago!

claire army rise up

A prince with her princess~ And ofc a little goober as well :3 Thank you @swirlysmiles.bsky.social for the lovely art!!!! And @sleepyazalea.bsky.social @alienbeeboobs.bsky.social I love you both so much!!!! 💜💜💜🥹🥹🥹🥺🥺🥺