So Trump takes 4 times the recommended dose of aspirin every day, has "thin blood," and yet he didn't bleed like a hog in an abattoir when he got "shot" in Pennsylvania? Okay. #TrumpHealth www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...

New programming at "The Donald J Trump and The John F Kennedy Center"

I was hoping that A.I. would put a Santa hat on her bum, but they failed. So I fixed it. Not my fault that it looks like a little red condom.

Christmas in the East Wing, which doesn't exist anymore.

"I will lead the design team, because I'm a very aesthetic person."

I just hope I live long enough to see Mar-A-Lago slide into the Atlantic. www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...

Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:

Fudali: This is what we call in the civil litigation world a document dump, where you hide things in plain sight by throwing out a massive volume of documents with zero context, no order, no rhyme or reason, and then force the people who actually want information to dig through it.

#KennedyCenter Next from Karoline Leavitt: "Likewise, congratulations to Martin Luther King on the renaming ofTrump-MLK Day, because this will be a truly great team long into the future!" The only renaming that wouldn't repulse me would be the Lincoln-Trump Memorial, because... "memorial."

Himes: "I think it's really important this video by made public ... it's important people see what it looks like when the full force of the US military is turned on two guys who are clinging to a piece of wood and about to go under just so they have a visceral feel for what it is we're doing"

So if 10-2 Vanderbilt (playing in the strongest conference in college football) is kept out of the playoffs because "they'd be nothing without Diego Pavia," why isn't Diego Pavia the slam-dunk winner of the Heisman? Explain it to me like I'm a 3-year-old. #CFBPlayoffs #HeismanTrophy

I've been awarded the FIFA prize for excellence in astrophysics! If I'd ever taken so much as a high school physics course, I might understand what this means. #FIFA #TrumpAward

Somebody loves to shop at Lowe's. (might be best to watch with the sound off. Shopping cart wheels were noisy.) #LakelandTerriers #GCHBClifftopsHaikuD'EtatCGCA

Himes: "What I saw in that room was one of the most troubling things I've seen in my time in public service ... any American who sees the video that I saw will see the US military attacking shipwrecked sailors."

By comparison, "Sleepy Joe" looks strung out on meth.

Note: Joey Jones does not have a law degree.

Department of Defense Law of War Manual, Sec. 18.3.2.1 states the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders. What’s its key example? Wait for it . . . It’s "orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."

This plaque is posted at West Point. Alcoholic TV talk show chatterbox Pete Hegseth wants to court-martial Arizona Senator Mark Kelly for repeating what is written on it.

#TodaysParody #EpsteinFiles #scrubbing The Scottish Play, Act 5, Scene 1 Lady McBondy: Out, damned snapshot! out, I say!--One: two: why, then, 'tis time to do't.--Hell is murky!--Yet who would have thought the old files to have had so much Trump in them?

#TodaysParody #EpsteinFiles #scrubbing The Scottish Play, Act 5, Scene 1 Lady McBondy: Out, damned snapshot! out, I say!--One: two: why, then, 'tis time to do't.--Hell is murky!--Yet who would have thought the files to have had so much Trump in them? .

The Honduran-born Charlotte resident filed a police report after the officers let him go. Racial profiling, no warrant, no due process; but what else can one expect from a regime committing extrajudicial murder on the high seas? Trump's gotta go.

I hope the other BU students treat him exactly how he deserves to be treated, and that his only job offer upon graduation is at the Alston Car Wash. Shame on Zac Segal! www.wcvb.com/article/bu-s...

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Today, Karoline Leavitt declined to answer a question about whether Trump had spent hours alone at Epstein's place with an underaged victim. At least she left her cross at home this morning.

It's like we elected Liberace to be POTUS.

Because I so need a pure, non-political laugh today... #DogsofBlueSky #evolution

NEW via CNN: “The United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes the attacks are illegal”

Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/u...

Correction: "We TRIED to charge him with a felony." Grand jury refused to indict. So while it's true that a skilled prosecutor can indict a ham sandwich, Pirro can't even indict a 12" sub.

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

Meanwhile in Chicago... blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/05/d...

#DCSandwichTrial #SorryWilliamCarlosWilliams The Onion-topped Subway so much depends upon a foot-long sandwich tossed by a drunk guy against the CBP dude's vest

This is the state of the state of Tennessee right now. #LarryBushart #1stAmendment www.newschannel5.com/news/newscha...

#TodaysHaiku #NotAFunnyOneToday Mixed all together Cruelty, decay, madness. He smells like Jonestown

How things work inside the MAGA beltway

American carnage at the edge of the Nashville No Kings demonstration...

I am still praying for Adam Lambert to play J.D. Vance on "Saturday Night Live."

By odd coincidence I rewatched "Animal House" just yesterday. Thought about the ending today when I was watching Pete Hegseth.

RE: a possible tiny correlation between "Ass Ed Em-ophin" and risk of developing ASD: Correlation DOESN'T equal causation. What correlation is huge & long-known? Age of the father. #Tylenol www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoDA... www.thetransmitter.org/.../link-par... www.heraldtribune.com/.../donald.....

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

My aunt had the same reaction to baby humans when she was in the advanced stages of Alzheimers.

I took Tylenol when I was pregnant with my youngest, and now she is 5'7", which is at least 2 inches taller than genetics would suggest. Thanks. #Tylenol

This is for the MAGA folks who call Democrats “Snowflakes” and say to “Fuck your feelings.” This is Jimmy Kimmel’s actual quote. He said nothing inaccurate or wrong, and NEVER promoted any violence or harm against Charlie Kirk. #FirstAmendment #FreedomOfSpeech

Thank you, Peter Coyote. substack.com/@petercoyote...

A man in Washington, DC, plays the Imperial March from Star Wars while following patrolling soldiers. One of the soldiers threatens to call the police.