do girls even get unsuspected rlly mean wedgies anymore

📛What? This new game just dropped?! #dot_png (Giveaway prize art of bsky.app/profile/dot-... )

it is pretty cock thursday saturday

The kitten has absolutely no motivation to get out of bed.

i'm blueberry coded

They used to make budget games for PS2 that looked like this & I think that's beautiful.

Factory tours are just danganronpa when you think abt it: -cast of eccentric individuals with a specific interest -headed by an outlandish person who operates outside of morality -monokuma is there -motives and fates fit for their victim -the next area is unlocked when someone is removed

(media analysis voice) you know I don’t think the tour guests did anything wrong. the chocolate factory is clearly an OSHA nightmare. I’d probably get bad ended too! I’d want to try the gum, he made it sound cool! what? no im not blushing. im not sweating why would you say that im normal fuck off

I love not living in the UK so I can say shit like “Beira’s Place is kind of like if a reproductive care clinic was run by the guys who wear suicide vests to the Planned Parenthood” and they just have to sit and spin on it. Amerikkkans must declare infinite obscenity war on British TERF confederacy

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you ever take a shit that makes you feel like you’re taking incremental poison damage

Sad that we have to take homophobia away from the liberals and put it on the shelf up high because they don’t know how to use it properly. No sauce, no sense of comedy, just real limp stuff. Shame because this administration really is ran through with nelly ass Tina queens and fat faggot loudmouths.

look what these WOKE LIBERAL URBANISTS are doing to our beautiful ROADS, our CARS, and our TRAFFIC. they call this "TRAFFIC CALMING" for their FIFTEEN MINUTE CITIES, but i call this a TRAFFIC NIGHTMARE. #traffic #cars #urbanism

the logic is misogyny. the womanized transfeminine object of heterosexual desire (shemale, femboy, ladyboy, futanari, etc) is a type of girl that exists as a sex toy so objectified that calling herself woman has implications she is trying to assert her interiority & politics as a conscious being

i aspire to be as moe as mint fantome one day

think im done with the 2025 music list now

got wetzels pretzels today

what would you do to me

you guys are not ready for this vtuber rig

anybody wanna play tower with me and hang out in my house

*paws at ur bulge* treat? :3 *paws at ur bulge* treat? :3 *paws at ur bulge* treat? :3 *paws at ur bulge* treat? :3 *paws at ur bulge* treat? :3

gay gay homosexual gay

I feel like crunchyroll might actually be the antichrist

Pedofascist necrostate sounds like a grindcore band but unfortunately it's just the u s of a

please do not turn me into cleats! i am very small! i take up very little space in your storage! look how much space there is for little old me! please do not smelt me! 10 silver cleats, oh me, hardly a worthwhile reward for snuffing the flame in my tiny little heart! please, trainer, spare me~! ple

im the nice and sweet girl

i dont play warframe but its always nice seeing digital extremes be successful because it means finally something good has come out of renowned shithole london ontario

lrp how im trying to be

haha

tokomaru everywhere for those with the eyes to see

decorating the tower house

week

st clair west is such a fascinating station. all the clashing tile patterns in direct sequence. the weird snail sculptures that are also shoes going up the walls. the wide open design plan. what a strange and whimsical place

working from home might as well enjoy a little treat

Watching very young queers confidently assert that decades-old community language has ONE specific, immutable meaning that must be honored (or otherwise it's doing harm) is going to be what finally causes me to throw my phone into traffic and just start selling mirrors at a little stand by the park.

vrchat furries

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a user on twitch with the “Cryana” pragmata badge have anything of value to say

all Apple device night shift modes need to be like 20x warmer they don’t do shit

where are all the women who are almost or over 10 years my senior who look at me like one would gaze upon a succulent roast

im called the little sister

im called the mommy’s girl

the highly responsive to prayers