i think at the end of the day ppl are so desperate to feel validated about themselves by any means necessary that they will do the online equivalent of publicly prostrating themselves while adamantly denying they are doing so

TADC fans when they actually read i have no mouth and i must scream instead of watching youtube videos about it

people out here staking their life on defending the valour of a cartoon on the internet. you dont have to do all that

people see the term "aged-out" and instead of going "oh yeah i mean the place youre at in your life at this stage is probably different than me and therefore results in different perspective" they think "are you saying im not 36 years old"

My computer has been giving me trouble lately so I would like to upgrade a bit! My GPU is really old and could use some beefing up! If you want to help me out and donate $20 or more then I will make you a pixel portrait! Thank you for the help!! throne.com/gpool

its amazing how people can manage to do the whole "no dude bluey is actually very grown up about a lot of things" routine even for cartoons designed for an adult audience. there truly is no rest for the wicked

Im in a problematic age gap relationship where we're both 36 years old but she watches The Amazing Digital Circus

the braincell is bouncing around her head like a dvd menu

sakura bakushin o career

i know its basically oldhat at this point to make fun of youtubers but this is the funniest possible fucking way i could ever imagine someone talking about house of leaves. come on

Trent Reznor Female version

Guy who works at the clinic that treats broken bones by systematically gaslighting the patients while refusing to set the bone: Our newest study found that "broken bone affirming care" actually makes the patients' mental health worse.

wendy's drink sizes are so cracked. in what universe is a small as big as my damn head. you lot are crazy

woke up at 6 am with my eyes red and hot and puffy and itchy I LOVE LIFE!!!!

見えないけどはんぺん砲出てるとこ

good night my bsky feed. gimme a shake when mama shows up. sweet dreams my friends

shit didnt realize my reply settings were still fucked. how long has that been that way

my sinus is sstraight up pissing me the fuck off rn

(with a refined aura, swirling a glass of red wine) when gauging a matter such as the success of a sexual encounter, the question of cumming pales in comparison to whether or not i have cried

waiting for my sonico figurine to arrive. sigh. 2026 is the year princess gets into titty figurines

Thinkking About. her

hmmm tonight I think I shall watch an 80s-90s anime ova in bed… hmm yes I shall

just remembered I still have to finish silent hill downpour…. shudders

some UDG environments i like a lot

cooked a frozen pizza tonight and it tasted so unbelievably shit to a point that I never considered possible for a frozen pizza to be

princess gijinka

still waiting on ffz to fucking approve these. mad as hell

I see the broad outlines of an Intercommunity Discourse forming and I'm here to tell all of y'all this is why you need friends in group chats. stop putting this shit places cis people can read it jesus christ

if you ever ask me to form a public opinion on the private kinks of my trans siblings my response will always be "what are you a fucking fed"

anyways im a princess and a bunny and my pussy is amazeballs

the classic "i think whats really important is that we're all mad at each other" bit doesnt quite hold the same sardonic bite when your entire purpose online is to say stupid shit that makes people mad at you. i dont think the ironic posting card can absolve you at a certain point

sorry babe cant talk rn i met someone annoying from a scene i dont understand so im pathologizing the whole thing and mass degendering them for good measure

this is not because they're plants - most are not, I don't think - but because the basic level of literacy necessary to run your fucking mouth and not just get away with it but get *rewarded* for it is actually more or less negative

i love posting online but some of you are real stupid cunts

peace and love and kibble to every puppygirl in the world

oh wow this umamusume event is straight up just the yuri event huh

When I’m all ears 👂

forming a thesis on how Umamusume is evil not because it’s a gacha or horse racing or anything but purely because it hasn’t given me Meisho Doto yet

An extremely funny thing about retro rereleases that use unlicensed emulators is that you are basically committing the exact same crime (using software outside of the terms of its license) that has you so scared of downloading roms in the first place but now someone has monetized it.

remembering the time I thought to send a couple messages during a conversation and got branded as some sort of wokescold puritan ringleader by the most socially maladjusted Poasters on the net. that was a weird couple days. wonder how that guy whose wife cheated on him is doing

5 am bathroom cramp time for princess

トールギス

average princess activities

did you know ? 🔎 he

watching rollercoaster videos locked in like its breaking bad

turning a big dial labeled "maternal instincts" up and constantly checking the audiences reactions for fear