“Those nasty Canadians are ripping us off and are controlled by Mexican cartels. They’re poisoning us with fentanyl and need to become the 51st state or they will pay a high price” is a belief that literally ZERO Americans had six weeks ago. It’s entirely invented from scratch.

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This, and meanwhile, they’re clinging to the mythology of their own “goodness” when you can turn on pretty much any true crime podcast and hear how they do each other on a regular basis. It’s only “UNITE” when their comfort is at risk. They not like us…

About 62 different respiratory viruses going around right now but let’s not talk about susceptibility post-COVID infection, especially multiple infections. 😒

You wanna see someone get their phone snatched mid skeet?

Me. Everyday.

THEY PEGGING OUT HERE

How I arrived on bluesky

DON’TCHU GET STUCK!!!

This Snoop Dogg & Nelly inauguration performance thing got me hot. I hope y’all give the same energy to them that y’all gave to Chrisette Michelle.

I find that …. I get the worst anxiety working v at an elementary school

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Wow. I came back swinging. Let me simmer down.

He fucked me through the mattress, you know?

whew. Never wanted to unblock somebody so bad. I’m so thankful I don’t remember his number . Because I sure would do a hey stranger , and let him come over real quick.

The sleep I got? Bitch?

#Gemini running away from negativity cause when we mirror it back, you’re not going to like it:

Khloe Kardashian is smack talking LA Mayor Karen Bass over the wildfires. In 2022, Khloe used roughly 101,000 gallons of water over the allotted limit during a drought. Her sister Kim Kardashian used 232,000 gallons over the limit. IN ONE MONTH. Bish needs to sit TF down.

This man wants to take me out but I do not feel safe lmfao. At all.

My last three exes were: 2 Gemini Men 1 Pisces man. Told my therapist that I’ll probably be single for the rest of my days. Lmfao

Ren & Stimpy really was a fever dream. That show was NUTS.

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I love my some sugar in grits. I love me some salt in pepper in grits. I love me some cheese in grits! Such a versatile bad bitch why do yall keep tryna box her in!

Wash EVERYTHING. With Soap. And a washcloth. After you do it once, do it again for good measure. Please stop assuming that because you don’t smell *to you* that you don’t smell to other people.

Think if I get my shit together, I will bake today

I need the recipe now

My problem is I go to sleep early and miss all the after dark shenanigan. Then I wake up early and see remnants of the shenans and want to partake at 8-9am.

I’m hollering!!! 😭😭😭

I just want to smoke some weed man.

yes, LA cut its fire department budget last year. but also yes, it also increased total fire department spending. here's how both things can be true -- and how the simplistic narratives that have been circulating this week ignore the complicated reality: www.nytimes.com/2025/01/09/u...

“I may not have been his first choice…” Girl if you don’t get TF up off your knees!

I’m the youngest in the picture. Lord.

Ain't no effing way. Donate to them so they can march for him? For free? 😂

I hate that the man who killed the ceo is so damn fine. Like…woah

I don’t follow a single “celebrity” on any social media platform like they just regular ass ppl bleed just like you bleed.

And now the design doesn’t match

Tried to drive Friday? No id.

At this rate, imma just stay where I’m at lmfao.

I used to be scared of kids who had dips in the middle of their heads.

Idk if I can bring my shenanigans here yet .

Christmas is in a week and a half so it’s too late but next year…

So Danzo, just was lame as hell?

Sick

Man. 🥹

Gotta be a skit. If it's real, he should've walked away from everybody real quick.

So …I’ve had ADHD for years…and just got diagnosed two months ago…

Mom:Gemini/Taurus Cusp Dad: Taurus Me: Gemini

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