JMU ran out of time.

I don’t know why but when someone mentions schools as a factor for why they moved somewhere it just feels racist.

Chiefs got eliminated before the Dolphins who started 1-6

Chopped my hair yesterday. 15 inches donated

Hallelujah holla back

Bitch you blind forever

So it’s between Sinners and One Battle After Another

I should place bets that twitter will fulfill the dead internet theory

What will be the theme of the next Met Gala now that it’s ran by Bezos?

Shout out to Charlotte

Someone green light the last dragon sequel where Leeroy fights cab drivers after 1 am

That’s one way to win a Pulitzer

Nothing more American than a Christmas list

This country is ran on greed and dementia at this point.

Don’t know if I’m using the correct words but is the general population institutionalized to being treated like shit from the government and the top 1%?

This guy wearing a dexa scan

I finally understand why people put alcohol in their coffee.

I really love this Vincent Van Gogh quote: "To do good work one must eat well, be well housed, have one's fling from time to time, smoke one's pipe, and drink one's coffee in peace." No romanticizing the starving artist. Van Gogh said UBI all the way.

Buy her a dress with pockets

How come Nike and sike don’t rhyme?

Let me know when we’re protesting on a Wednesday morning

At least try better

Kind of weird how I’m finally ready for the rest of my life at 40.

It’s a wrap for snap so someone do a tutorial on credit card fraud and scamming please

Good judgement comes from experience Experience comes from bad judgement

Principles are not for when things are easy

Easy to be idealistic when you’re young and broke.

Yo mama so fat when the moon is full she turns into a warehouse

“I’m not glad that he’s dead but I’m glad that he’s gone” There is better people than me out there cause I’m all the way chilling about it.

Rest in piss goofy

Comes out in 2027

Where the fuck is the sequel to Mutant Mayhem?

You’d live a happier life if you got the fuck out of the left lane.

They really locked someone up for smoking a cig?

How long can you kiss someone without stopping?

Aryan Amerikkkans

Group Of Pedophiles

What does it mean when a child says “can I get my back back”? But not referring to an actual ball? Anyone under 25 is a child btw.

What is the extra mile worth to you?

Imagine if your boxer briefs had metal wires in them.

Did a lot of stupid shit for that green piece of paper

Word to Styles P

Arteries look like the Lincoln tunnel.

Wonder why Romany Malco hasn’t been casted as Pac?

Whatever generation you're in, the choice to be a dick is yours, and yours alone.

Victory has defeated you