((((Heyyyyyyyy this is going to be the last post of this and the @babybellin.bsky.social accounts, that I'll be deleting tomorrow. I just wanted to shitpost around but a lot of people are taking things way too seriously))))

SMELLS. LIKE. NEPHEW.

Me and who (you are my north star)

kieran and connor i will use the fortune i have as a washed up celebrity to buy you so many PlayStations

@dragonsouled.bsky.social MY BOY! MY GODSON! MY SWEET BABY! HOW ARE YOU DOING! I BOUGHT YOU SO MANY ARTIFACTS FROM THE VEIL JUMPERS FOR THE SOLSTICE 🥺 I DON'T KNOW WHAT ANY OF THEM DO THOUGH! *ruffles hair, pinches cheek, goes into full drunk aunt with a favorite nephew*

The Blessed Andraste Herself says "trans rights."

have you ever been dumped by your dog

My dog and my first love seemingly alive. Getting back with my ex. Childhood bestie in town. There can be only one logical explanation to this Santa is real and deals in human trafficking

((((MERRIL???????????????????????????? WHAT IF I DRANK BLEACH /complimentary))))

((((MY DOG TOO????? 😭😭😭‼️‼️‼️‼️))))))

(((I LEAVE FOR ONE DAY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭))))

This feels like the joining for the slay wardens

this is called the Drop Dead Dalish, it's bad moonshine mixed with vodka and car oil, guaranteed to make you blind. My favorite

(((((it took me forever @lampostinwinter.bsky.social )))))

((((BLESSED BE THE DA'LEN EACH AND EVERYONE COME TO KNOW THEIR GODS THROUGH SOME SENSELESS ACT OF VIOLENCESNXIENDJSKDHCHCJDJ))))

buying a rose. NO.!!! a hundred roses.....!!

WOMEN KEEP BEING ERASED FROM HISTORY I STG

@notfenharel.bsky.social take the credit for the blight jar, man, i can't handle more attention. like genuinely, keep it a secret

Ok now carry on recruits, I WAS HAVING AN IMPORTANT CONVERSATION

In Angst, Serving Cunt. For this moment forth, Vhenan Council, you are... Slay Wardens.

QUICK VHENAN COUNCIL, DRINK FROM THIS CUP AND DON'T ASK QUESTIONS. YOU'VE BEEN CONSCRIPTED INTO THE SLAY WARDENS.

I GOT A JAR OF WIIIIVES I GOT A JAR OF WIIIIVES 🎶

Sigh. My life sucks ass. So much ass. *Dives in the pool of Blight to pick up the jar*

STEALTH MISSION WE'RE GONNA SAVE THE PRINCESS VHENAN COUNCIL

Brethren, A grand victory was reached today. May this be a lesson that we can win, and can change our plight. As they keep to their palaces to kiss, we endure, but it doesn't need to be so. Tonight, we shall rest. Sleep with the warrior's sleep. Tomorrow? Who knows... ✊

THEY ARE RETREATING AND ADMITTING DEFEAT! ENASALIN! ENASALIN! TONIGHT, THIS GROUND— TOMORROW? THE WORLD!

*My* arrows are *fast*

If I'm gonna be honest they could end the revolution by saying sorry to Tamlen

HERE THEY ARE LAUGHING AT YOUR FACES WHILE WE ARE UNDER THEIR BOOTS, MORTALS FROM THEIR FAULTS. NEVER FORGIVE, NEVER FORGET, NEVER PERMIT THEIR BOOT OVER YOUR HEAD AGAIN

Then you have my daggers, poisons, and passion to win any battle no matter the cost. I’ll fight by your side 🗡️

Thank you Alecto

Modern elves, I call to you! This is a manifesto, a second march of rebellion against those Ancient Ones who believe themselves above our station! Rise, take arms, and if you can't, take any tool to sharpen it into a deadly implement! KILL YOUR ANCESTORS KILL YOUR GODS ‼️🗣️🔥

We await @theslowarrow.bsky.social's public apology on the Lighthouse steps, strumming a small stringed instrument and singing.

I have a story about @theslowarrow.bsky.social, as his fresh new ex-girlfriend whose only crime was being a little silly. You may not believe me, but I just need to say what I know. He was the one to betray Solas all along, and he actually stole the story about his death by eluvian from MINE. 🧵

I WILL FIGHT AT YOUR SIDE. FOR TAMLEN

I'm getting death threats in my DMs for sharing the Truth ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

I HAVE ONE (1) RULE. SPEAK ON TAMLEN AND I WILL RALLY THE AMISH.

@notfenharel.bsky.social i have become you. Oh gods.fuck attachments, live for the cause, burn the world ‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥

@notfenharel.bsky.social I might've been too hard on you... Chaos, trickery and lies are really fun ....

All tongues who rise against Tamlen Sabrae shall fall by my arrows (cyberbullying)

Blocked. Unfollowed. I cannot be affiliated with Varric Slander.

I am truly hurt. Wounded. Mortally so. The betrayal it too deep.