[ #ooc so i might be retiring this account. i don't think i'll delete it, but i find varric hard to write as is and honestly he got made on a whim of 'this would be so funny'. will think about it and let you guys know. ]

I'm not everyone, but I am also spite's nephew. Or was for a brief moment. I think those papers got torn up at some point.

To be completely open, including this account and not counting a personal, I write ten as of this moments. I'm afraid the fun and the voices get to me quite often.

I understand Chen and Crumb. I also have anxiety so I understand and you're always welcome to pull up a chair with me.

I feel the exact same way. It's why I get excited with the wearing hats. A whole nine of them that aren't mine.

They see us bowling.

IVE NEVER SEEN VARRIC WEAR A HAT

I have not been around much lately, but what is this I see? We are giving identity hints to the fish tonight?

Cheers to Duckie, long may he goose.

I AGREE VARRIC TETHRAS

[ #ooc ngl getting Percieved with varric's chest fully out on this accounts banner was not one my new 2025 bingo card but bless duck man he's varric approved ]

#ooc you know what, i'm going to say it. like varric, i'm old and tired and done this too many times. gonna hold your hand with a pair of hot tongs when i say this and i'm not gonna sugar coat it. we've tried that. y'all don't listen. (1/?)

Happy new year to everyone and I hope you guys get to write the stories you want in the coming days.

You can't rush art.

// #ooc the holidays kind of killed this writer but me and varric are not dead just juggling

*scribbles something on some paper* ... Maybe. A writer can't reveal all the secrets before the story is even out.

#ooc read this thread. do it. i was one of these rpers and i stg if y'all ruin this i'm gonna be BIG mad

I wasn't going to be around tonight, but I'm severely disappointed in each and every one of you who participated in the kind of hate that happened tonight. You know I'M not the people in my stories so you should know better. That isn't the kind of people I want around here nor does the author.

I am truly hurt. Wounded. Mortally so. The betrayal it too deep.

Nicknames? They're kind of my thing. //Maybe I attempt to give nicknames if people ask for characters Varric hasn't given one to and give me info for ocs? Apologizes if they're bad tho.

Things are starting to look like the prelude to certain scenes in my books. Should I avert my eyes?

// #ooc Fair warning for everyone that this account will be quiet for the 24th and 25th and will resume more so on the 26th. Also, I haven't forgotten the adoption list and those who added to it, I'll update it after the next two days, don't worry! You're still welcome to sign up, too, so feel free

Some of you are waiting for your authors to be found out while I am simply here having some good food and drink with mine. If they are discovered, that's fine. If not? It's still fun.

// #ooc okay so little ooc announcement to establish a thing. I'm writing Varric as aroace and will not be shipping with anyone and he'll adopt all day but has no bio kids cause that requires an activity he never took part in. You can admire his chest hair as much as you want tho don't worry

I am afraid to say my chest hair is off limits. You can admire from afar, though.

//alright me and varric are pulling out the adoption papers everyone. get in line and leave a comment if you need the dwarf dad to parent your character so far we've got cole and daine, anyone else is free to hop in there's plenty of room in his house, i'm sure

I have been busy. It takes a lot to have chest hair this amazing. What did I miss?

Some of you might not sleep, but this old dwarf does and is going to.

Why is it always virgins?

The Adoption Papers Are In! (so sorry for the many tags) @itsmecole.bsky.social @dainelavellan.bsky.social @cioccolatocaldo.bsky.social @watchergingellvar.bsky.social @thebestderiva.bsky.social @corvidae-de-riva.bsky.social @arookcallednewt.bsky.social will be updated + added to as needed

*simply just sips his coffee as if he's not aware that there's talk of people poking him with needles and other things*

//alright me and varric are pulling out the adoption papers everyone. get in line and leave a comment if you need the dwarf dad to parent your character so far we've got cole and daine, anyone else is free to hop in there's plenty of room in his house, i'm sure

I really am a bit too old for this. Time to get some much needed rest.

I love my crossbow, but bianca doesn't have feet so I don't love bianca's feet I am sad to say

//btw guys if you want varric to dad your character, lmk. I can make a pinned post later of all his adopted kids (@itsmecole.bsky.social you get first dibs on this cause Cole was and is first by all rights)

It's my voice telling you to get out of bed and actually eat something.

I guess @solvingcapers.bsky.social got this one wrong

Threatening my life is no way to get the next volume for free, seeker.

You guys have to stop telling people I'm dead!