Atreus de Riva, the problematic queen u are, far better now. Please stop being trouble for Viago (or don’t lmao) #dragonage #art #oc #dragonageveilguard

"Good evening everyone! How are we doing?" Long golden blonde hair and a sharp smile. He raised one hand and gave a Cheshire smile. "Anything new~?" (( reintroduction, a new man! He’s still problematic, but he falls into trouble Open thread btw ))

[[ HEY GUYS— I’m reworking Atreus! (Don’t worry I won’t be deleting anything) but I’m just going to be saying before this post… it’ll be all non-canon to him! ]]

Coming out of the kitchen and coughing, smoke billows out of the room. "Ahhh fuck—" #darp (Open thread)

I decided to make a little ask board myself! ngl.link/bestderiva

Hi guys, I’m sorry to ask any of you for money but times are hard for my family. Even sharing is helping. Thank you so much. ko-fi.com/littledoesar...

When did I become the sane crow? I think I’m drunk— and I haven’t even had anything.

@deathismycalling.bsky.social Probably the last person you want to hear from— even with the apology but— are you alright? Was on a contract and heard some… /things/

A messenger crow departs Villa Dellamorte in the early morning, bearing an anklet scroll and a light wooden box. It arrives intact to one Salvador Arainai, carried the rest of the way by a grim-faced servant who should not have looked in that box. It was, after all, full of severed tongues.

*Stares at the spites.* Hmm… *slide away slowly*

The letter was somewhat still soaked in blood with the seal stamped on it. Though it looked like the writing was a lot shakier.

Somehow the apology I have to write to Lucanis is a lot better than whatever Spite is doing.

Gets emotionally read for filth ONCE. Becomes emo Exactly like your relationship with Teia. Mierda.

Comes back with food, "woah— why is there so many people?" Looks around. "And why do people look tired. I JUST got here.

I feel like I missed something.

Sorry, had to get some new wine! Brought a good meal too… costed a pretty penny. *He winks.* Hope you didn’t mind waiting!

I didn’t overfeed Emil. Blame @cioccolatocaldo.bsky.social

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE SNAKE HAVE AN ACCOUNT?!

*A basket was left at Illario’s bedroom window. One that included a wine bottle and a wrapped cheese wheel.* @therightdellamorte.bsky.social

@viagofifthtalon.bsky.social Got you a gift! A mug! *Hands him a fresh cup of coffee within the mug.*

This thing is stupid anyways—

Maybe I should try this. @viagofifthtalon.bsky.social ahem— can I have wine? 🥺

Wait a minute— did I call Viago father— UH UH— YOU’RE WEIRD!

If you think this man is mean, you haven’t met any Talons.

@lucanisfirstalon.bsky.social @sehlanaaldwir.bsky.social *Carefully entering the estate and dropping off the puppy. Adjusting the new handkerchief around the puppy. Gives a pet.*

Whoever just gave me more work with these two, I’m hunting you down for sport.

I’m sure Viago can assist in getting the payment set up.

IS THAT A FUCKING ROCK???

Seriously when, I can’t keep covering for you, old man.

@davrinthewarden.bsky.social Davrin! My good man, my fellow soldier! My great friend! *wraps an arm around him with a smirk.* soooo— if someone were to release nugs into the Warden’s lunch hall—

Whatttt— nooooo, never! *singed cape.*

Being the most problematic de Riva is hard work. And by problematic I mean I make problems.

@viagofifthtalon.bsky.social Heyyyyyy *He only sounds like that when he possibly did something bad.*

@lucanisfirstalon.bsky.social Are you free for a round of Wicked Grace? Can’t find your cousin. And I have wine. If you need some… convincing. My own bottle. Not Viago’s.

Happy holidays everyone! Who can deliver a present to Viago? Asking for a friend, of course.

Let me say this now, if any people follow any of my rp accounts, this one here, have sent hate to the Mythal Rper? I legit do not want you in my circle. Disappear. Vanish out of my line of sight. Thanks.

! PSA for people with zevwarden Crow Rooks ! I'm fine with it! My only stipulation is that when interacting with Zev, he'd have a baseline lack of knowledge that they're his kid; sort of "oops magic baby" situation because I do wrote him trans. Hope you guys understand, love you 》 #ooc #psa

Goodnight peepers, creepers, and rpers Purrrrr Love you all, see you tomorrow

*Ensuring the safe handoff of the straightener to @andarateiacantori.bsky.social was exceedingly harder than he expected. Handing it over to her, he sighed.* I thought @viagofifthtalon.bsky.social would come bashing in my door for this thing. He seriously had an attachment to it…

*Carefully stepping around the office, he set the box down at the empty desk and sighed as he quickly began to retreat.* *The Cantori Diamond being this tense is terrifying.*

@biancalover.bsky.social Varric! Need some fatherly advice with… “bird claws”. So, I took something from one of them…. How do I put it back? Because that one is definitely searching for it. Hypothetically, of course.

Anyways, purr!!! Good night freakssss at the #darp See you tomorrow!

I should try straightening my hair with this… hmm— I wonder how that might look… *Looks in the mirror.* What if I look like Viago… eugh—

@andarateiacantori.bsky.social Why’d you let Vi keep his hair straightener? 🤨

Ahh Minrathous, a lovely capital… until you have to spend a night cleaning out a bar of Venatori…

((Unserious thread)) Selling solas feet pics! 55 soveirgns a pop!

I only burned myself with my magic— a handful of times— I swear I have it under control Viago please stop sending me to the Drowned district. There’s nothing but sad people in tents

*Sneezes, sniffle* Eughhh— it’s really cold.

Good morning Treviso! *Stretching* Hope we all are alive and un-poisoned!

Alright everyone! For tonight I think I’ll eep! G’head and mention @parideriva.bsky.social, @thebestderiva.bsky.social, and @goldsfollylaidir.bsky.social But the OP is gonna eep.