Cassandra Pentaghast
@casspunchaghast.bsky.social
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I enjoy poetry, long walks on the beach, and punching Varric. Written by
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Who will I punch today?
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over 1 year ago
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4 months ago
We call it "partial nudity." It's an envious rift into the world of disgusted noises that grows larger with each passing hour.
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You are not invited, Alistair.
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4 months ago
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Who shall we call an Exalted March upon today? Perhaps we should take a vote...
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4 months ago
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The only person who will be getting launched is Varric. Out of a trebuchet.
4 months ago
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about 1 year ago
Nalia the Nookie Spirit. Cassandra greatly disapproves.
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Because they know I would crush them.
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about 1 year ago
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I apologize. I closed my eyes to take a nap and suddenly it was no longer the Dragon age.
about 1 year ago
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None of you can spell. Embarrassing.
about 1 year ago
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Absolutely — AND I MEAN IT — do not.
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about 1 year ago
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...did I just see a demon?
about 1 year ago
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The Blessed Andraste Herself says "trans rights."
over 1 year ago
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over 1 year ago
Deal. With. A jar of bees.
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Why do I feel like I have seen that goat before...?
over 1 year ago
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(SIGH.) I shall never be invited to visit the Lighthouse at this rate.
over 1 year ago
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over 1 year ago
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Dragon Age Codex
over 1 year ago
We can only restore order by getting chased by Cassandra.
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What in the name of the Maker is going on here?
over 1 year ago
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(Gasp.) The Maker has returned "for realsies" as the children would say.
over 1 year ago
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It appears that I was right all along, that neither spirits nor demons are to be trusted. (Disgusted noise.)
over 1 year ago
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Every day I wake and- (Gestures broadly.)
over 1 year ago
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jack
over 1 year ago
"Bob's Your Uncle" is a little ficlet of male Hawke visiting Isabela in Rivain sometime during the events of Veilguard. Taash is there to make things awkward and also because I love them.
archiveofourown.org/works/62168710
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over 1 year ago
"Woo-o'-the-wisp" is a Neve/wisp pairing in a way that amuses me but is also NOT weird or bad (but I had the pleasure of being the first to use this tag so I'm sorry).
archiveofourown.org/works/62057338
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over 1 year ago
we saw you from across the ruins and we really dig your vibe. can we buy you a drink?
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over 1 year ago
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To: Inquisition Staff CC: Commander Cullen RE: Inquisition Trebuchets The trebuchets have been set up in advance of next week's war games. DO NOT load unauthorized objects into the trebuchets. DO NOT shoot the trebuchets without express approval from the Commander or myself. -Cassandra
over 1 year ago
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Dragon Age Codex
over 1 year ago
What's that smell? Tevinter butt magic?
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Has becoming an abomination become trendy? Perhaps I shall try it.
over 1 year ago
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Are you poking fun at me? Just because I was raised in the Necropolis... (Disgusted noise.)
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over 1 year ago
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@solvingcapers.bsky.social
I would like to join your detective agency.
over 1 year ago
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Manfred
over 1 year ago
Awkward (Intrigued hiss) *sips tea*
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Who will I punch today?
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over 1 year ago
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(Elevator music starts playing.)
over 1 year ago
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I have no ship. In fact, I dislike sailing entirely. I shall remain here, on solid ground.
over 1 year ago
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Dragon Age Codex
over 1 year ago
Scars remain, but they are just... formalities, no?
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What was I doing while Varric and his Veilguard were saving Thedas without me? [Wrong answers only.]
over 1 year ago
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Dragon Age Codex
over 1 year ago
The Inquisition will defeat Corypheus by getting chased by Cassandra.
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Perhaps I shall write a romance story about Sera. I am certain I do not need the assistance of my editor for this.
over 1 year ago
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Masks are for Orlesian balls. I am glad you have all come to your senses.
over 1 year ago
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I have been too occupied of late to do any writing. (Collapses dramatically onto a chaise lounge.)
over 1 year ago
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The Maker has turned his gaze from mankind again??? (Collapses to her knees in woe.)
over 1 year ago
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You should all be doing less hinting and more fighting demons.
over 1 year ago
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Would that I could be the Maker's Special Chosen.
over 1 year ago
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I am taking a vacation. Immediately.
over 1 year ago
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(Looks at Varric.)
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over 1 year ago
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If I am not excommunicated in the morning it shall surely be a miracle. 🥺
over 1 year ago
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I have a bad feeling about this.
over 1 year ago
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(Peers at the Maker.) Something is not right here. Perhaps it is my imagination...
over 1 year ago
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You W H A T.
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over 1 year ago
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W H A T ... ... ... ... ... I WON AN AWARD! :D :D :D :D :D
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over 1 year ago
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(Starts dancing awkwardly while trying to inconspicuously cover herself with her arms in a very conspicuous way.)
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over 1 year ago
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