// been not around because I’ve been writing on tumblr again. I may come back to this one day but it was fun while it lasted. If yall are curious you can find al at www.tumblr.com/vowspurned

You all need The Maker. I’m going back to bed.

Oh.

Why is a desire demon here? Who is sinning?

I have the hiccups. 🥺 This is the end.

I don’t really want to be king anymore. Who wants it? [ spins crown on his finger ]

ooc: i told myself I wasn’t gonna do this but fff here

ooc: alistair said you know what, no, i DO have the time

@sparklingmagister.bsky.social I think I have earned an apology. 🤨

✨them✨

ooc: I’m drunk @antoineivo.bsky.social please follow my bestie for real

ooc: the whiplash of my account is insane—from meme lord to emotional damage—no in between.

Seriously if you keep getting all my special interests, we will have to fast track this “I do.”

ooc: most popular girls in school is a special interest— the alistairxspitexlucanis wedding is happening in Overland Park.

is this a mpgis reference?

ooc: my other bestie also made @evkaivo.bsky.social pls also follow

ooc: as someone who was in the tumblr rp scene—this. all of it.

ooc: there’s a reason i’m somewhat detached from this. for reasons like this. for failure to respect boundaries. it’s why i purposely don’t have my main linked.

#ooc you know what, i'm going to say it. like varric, i'm old and tired and done this too many times. gonna hold your hand with a pair of hot tongs when i say this and i'm not gonna sugar coat it. we've tried that. y'all don't listen. (1/?)

I really need to stop napping. I miss so much.

I have an important message for my children.

[ finds a quiet corner, tosses his cloak over his face, and tries to take a nap. ]

It’s very lovely. 🥺🥹 thank you, darling. Would you like to share my cheese with me?

[ he yawns, scratching at his neck as he stands beneath the mistletoe. takes a look up and then pauses— ] Uh oh.

MERRY. CRITMAS. TO SPITE.

ooc: happy holiday to everyone celebrating today!

ooc: i’m out for the night, merry christmas eve to the people who deserve it. to mythal player especially, we’re here if you ever decide to give this another shot. we will make sure nothing like that ever happens again. and I hope you’re doing self care.

((Hey, hey. Come here. I’m grabbing your face and not in a fun way. Listen to me. Tumblr had a huge, thriving community of canon character rpers back about 10 years ago. ‘anon[insert character name]’ and such, allowed fans to interact with characters from their favorite media. And then…

((Fandom accepting Elgar’nan and falling in love with him, Elgar’Daddy etc vs what’s happening to the Mythal RPer — we see you, misogynists!))

im not even going to try to be in character if youre a misogynistic pos who would dm someone shit over a FICTIONAL CHARACTER who just so happens to be a woman and a villain im gonna eat you alive. (anders short story style)

DA Fandom Stop Being Misogynistic And Parasocial Challenge: Failed. Be fucking serious.

ooc: I’ve turned my DMs off as well, I don’t want any of that anywhere near me. I was leaving that open for people if they needed to talk but you ruined that. congratulations.

((while i have the eyes of the makers on me i just wanted to say thank you for giving us all these characters to play with, you’re work has brought me years of joy and finally get to play veilguard after all these years has been such a great time, so thank you))

psa; we are not letting this become like the bad place. we all came here to start something BETTER. i don’t want to be friends with someone who is going to do this—none of us do. do us all a favor, and hard block everyone on the rp list and reevaluate yourself.

((OOC: Y'all need to cool it. It takes zero effort to ignore someone if you don't feel like interacting. FFS. This is not okay.))

ooc: don’t do this. block me now if this is something you’re gonna do.

Mythal is here now? 😩

ooc: omfg is this hallmark movie finally reaching the height of the second act where the leads finally kiss?

TONITE. WILL BE. THE NITE. THAT I WILL. FALL. FAUR. YAU.

I was sweetie a bit ago, how quickly the wind shifts.

((( this is the greatest honor 🥹🌹 )))

(((((it took me forever @lampostinwinter.bsky.social )))))

ooc: just so everyone knows, if alistair flirts, dates, is married to, beckons your character in any way, it’s its own separate thing. I don’t want anyone to feel like they’re being excluded, stepped out on, or like they’re stepping on toes. this is a multiship account. I love you all very much.

@ameliacousland.bsky.social darling, come sit with me, won’t you?

ooc: everyone trying to tempt alistair into the polycule with cookies is the funniest shit I’ve seen all day

@babybellin.bsky.social love, Teagan won’t leave his estate. 😆 he doubled security.

[ a day later. ] good morning.

Sounds fake.

No I’ve had it! My brother stealing my demon, my mom is an elf, I have a SPIDER FOLLOWING ME NOW—