||Thinking about inquisitor lorelei. woman who is very good at finding the right person to take care of any given task and somehow ends up with two more problems on her plate than she started with.

She's rebelled against the idea of fate ever since it led her to her current path, ever since some being or power decided it had the right to decide her path and cut her away from everything she knew.

I'm only allowed to die doing something shit-stupid that no one could possibly predict.

[INTERNAL SCREAMING]

💭husband......

"...Think I'll need a drink before I chime in here."

Sneakily holding a gently smoking bundle of sticks nearby so he sneakily doesn't get stung.

Gotta appreciate some good, old- fashioned optimism.

We all got problems, big guy.

Shut up a minute, this is more important.

I... think I missed something?

Hi, motherfucker!

She's pretty sure she'd do any favor Miss Bright asked, these days.

||lorelei was originally my lavellan and thinking about how the 3 lavellans I know here would fit together is very funny to me murder guy. frequently covered in blood probably 225 years old but otherwise normal(?) researcher girl haunted by ghilan'nain's crimes. frequently covered in blood probably

Vindicated.

Cienn folded her arms and tapped her lip with a slender finger. "Was that the spaghetti with lentils? I think you were out in the fields, and I had to look all over to find you."

Feel like I'm supposed to be annoyed or somethin'?

The bow serves you well.

Rumor is they mostly just hit the thing in front of you. It's a metal stick, not a nuke or a rail...gun... Ah, shit.

Well. There ya have it.

Lorelei on the inside 95% of the time

Will you stay by my side? | Forever.

||She loves that start war!!!!

||I kinda dipped on darp after winter bc it got overwhelming, but integrating Lorelei back into her DA roots could be fun. Especially since her boyfriend is a Star War

Daily affirmation: everyone understands your dry humor and no one takes your jokes seriously

Are we certain?

The evening of her arrival at the manor and she's still settling in. Someone dropped off a change of clothes, she found a bath - a real bath, free of radiation and warm to boot - and she left her gear in Tirum's room. The halls twist and turn like nothing she's ever known,

"Well, cheese is a whole different danger entirely. You'll attract wild Wardens."

||regularly losing track of what damn account I am. Sure, the aasimar heretic likes egg talk, why not

☘️ Starter for @bowofthetempest.bsky.social ☘️ The forest didn’t belong to Solas. He knew that better than anyone. With its thorny bushes, aggressive predators, and elusive herb patches, these woods were just as unforgiving to him as they were to everyone else. But he’d grown a fondness for this —

||did my reply to solas. time for my reply to solas.

"Fondon't think I've ever tried that, and definitely not on the road. ...Wouldn't all that oil kinda be risky over a fire? In a forest?"

"Not sure I've met anyone who doesn't like poached, even if it's harder out on the road. Think there's too many folks out there frying up their eggs on too hot a fire. Gets all hard and rubbery."

"I would never." Absolutely.

No, it's not like it's your fault. [You're] not the one who stepped all in it and turned her into a walkin' nuke.

Have [you] got a sword?

"Died and came back" is a pretty good filter.

||maya likes characters that die on repeat i think

Yeah, that crazy one with the sword. I think she died but she came back.

Fair enough, I don't think that one lady she imprisoned said nice things about anything.

Who isn't, these days?

I dunno, Cienn seems like a pretty powerful legal jer...seydiction.

Uhhhhhhh I'm in the Mojave actually!

I'm... not too sure we're callin' her that anymore.

"Not a fan of omelets?"

Vivian seems like she's having a good time and I thought I'd give it a shot ❤️

I got a house with a little patch of grass now, yknow. You could borrow it if you need to scold some kids off your lawn.

Sorry, Grampa.

I spy an old man.

If you use Gen ai you smell of pee and poo.